Jack Monroe #574 She's definitely lying about something

[hoopdedoo]

Coming in from nowhere and I have done a search but it hasn’t shown anything for the following article. An absolutely glowing review of guests appearance last year https://therealchrisparkle.com/2023...arlowe-olaf-falafel-look-what-fell-out-o/amp/

" she has been nearly destroyed by online trolls who continually find ways to undermine her and destroy her confidence."

 

[Valiofthedolls]

I thought she ripped radiators off the wall during childbirth?

While FORENSICALLY EYEBALLING her own c-section after a SILENT 30+ HOUR labour. bleeping attention seeing egregious grifting fantasist

Silent 30 PLUS hour labours, the all-hours flail-and-flurry and desperate attention-seeking utter gibberish recipes aside, don’t think Tom’s ever going to be interested, Jackmate.

5 minute thing with Tom Cruise Dressing*, 60p

One afternoon in the all-hours flail-and-flurry that was this-glorious-top-secret-for-now-project, I emerged from my writing corner (apologies to Virginia Woolf for not managing an entire ‘room of …

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Twitter ss @lilamay

 

[griftalo]

While FORENSICALLY EYEBALLING her own c-section after a SILENT 30+ HOUR labour. bleeping attention seeing egregious grifting fantasist
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Silent 30 PLUS hour labours, the all-hours flail-and-flurry and desperate attention-seeking utter gibberish recipes aside, don’t think Tom’s ever going to be interested, Jackmate.
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5 minute thing with Tom Cruise Dressing*, 60p

One afternoon in the all-hours flail-and-flurry that was this-glorious-top-secret-for-now-project, I emerged from my writing corner (apologies to Virginia Woolf for not managing an entire ‘room of …

oursouthend.wordpress.com

Twitter ss @lilamay

Did she bollocks be silent for 30 hrs. Even not in labour that’s ridiculous.

 

[MancBee]

While FORENSICALLY EYEBALLING her own c-section after a SILENT 30+ HOUR labour. bleeping attention seeing fantasist
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Silent 30 PLUS hour labours, the all-hours flail-and-flurry and desperate attention-seeking utter gibberish recipes aside, don’t think Tom’s ever going to be interested, Jackmate.
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5 minute thing with Tom Cruise Dressing*, 60p

One afternoon in the all-hours flail-and-flurry that was this-glorious-top-secret-for-now-project, I emerged from my writing corner (apologies to Virginia Woolf for not managing an entire ‘room of …

oursouthend.wordpress.com

Twitter ss @lilamay

"Apologies to Viginia Wolfe for not managing an entire 'room of my own in which to write' "

What the hecking heck is she going on about? Not only does she have a "room of her own in which to write" she's got a whole massive house to herself "in which to write"
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Did she bollocks be silent for 30 hrs. Even not in labour that’s ridiculous.

She couldn't keep her gob shut for 30 seconds, never mind 30 hours.

 

[rage naan]

Charlotte Church has withdrawn from the Hay Festival because they’re sponsored by Baillie Gifford, who are well into fossil fuels which doesn’t sit well with her. That’s principles for you I guess. I wonder if activist guest is jockeying for her speaking slot.

Ive decided not to go to anything at the Edinburgh book festival for the same reason

 

[Valiofthedolls]

344 seconds later, having administered all her own post-operative care, to the claps and cheers of all the doctors and nurses and with weeping consultants holding her aloft as they bear her from the humble hospital that is at this time devoid of iPads as indeed it should be, Jack softly, gently peripatetically (yet at the same time humbly cacophonously, ephemerally) bravely clambers to the highest rock in all of Southend on sea…

 

[griftalo]

Also if she’d been silent, why would no one argue with her?

 

[YerDa]

Ive decided not to go to anything at the Edinburgh book festival for the same reason

Hay Festival has suspended its Baillie Gifford sponsorship following industry pressure (I’ve just read). I was there today and they’d removed everything except one sign at the entrance. The BG logo is still plastered all over any printed material though.

 

[Valiofthedolls]

"Apologies to Viginia Wolfe for not managing an entire 'room of my own in which to write' "

What the hecking heck is she going on about? Not only does she have a "room of her own in which to write" she's got a whole massive house to herself "in which to write"

It’s from when she was living in a LITERAL TINY NOOK HOVEL right after Leggy LEFTed her back to Southend and where she selflessly gave her son the only bedroom

here’s where she was at the time…

Or as the Times whimsically chose to call it when they visited her there, a two bedroom flat

Spoiler: So dreadfully smol 😢

Times link https://archive.ph/9lRb1

 

[Monochrome Muse]

Heading away from Celery with a Sainsbo haul, no guestcunts were harmed in the yellow sticker moment.

 

[BlendedSlop]

I'm surprised she didn't claim to have performed the C-section on herself while simultaneously dictating one of her Disgusted of Tunbridge Wells letters to the midwife and knitting a babygro with her feet. head.

 

[Valiofthedolls]

Please forgive me grand piano guest and bleeping doofus 2015 Kool-Aid Times journalist, for I have done thee a Great Wrong.

Spoiler

See also: completed it mate

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@Incywincy for fashion model Jack and @witchofwestbyfleet for recovering the poetry

Mortifying.

 

[HotesTilaire]

Fire service is racist, misogynistic and homophobic was the news headline earlier, and STILL no Jack?

 

[nothanksbabes]

" she has been nearly destroyed by online trolls who continually find ways to undermine her and destroy her confidence."

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When the unvarnished truth is enough to "destroy" you, it's time to have a long hard look in the mirror, innit?

 

[Be our guest]

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Spoiler: So dreadfully smol 😢

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Times link https://archive.ph/9lRb1

'Bits of furniture she's been given' since the heckin big yard sale is simultaneously 3 Luton vans and 7 estate cars full of stuff?

 

[secretsrsafe]

Fire service is racist, misogynistic and homophobic was the news headline earlier, and STILL no Jack?

SHAN’T or should I say more like CAN’T. She’d be crucified.

 

[SouthendRealEstate]

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Please forgive me grand piano guest and bleeping doofus 2015 Kool-Aid Times journalist, for I have done thee a Great Wrong. View attachment 2955741

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See also: completed it mate
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Mortifying.

Hold up. I thought she wore that Belle dress cos her son wanted her to be a princess (or some such lie)?

 

[Nonah]

Hold up. I thought she wore that Belle dress cos her son wanted her to be a princess (or some such lie)?

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Too Butch to Belle

 

[SouthendRealEstate]

Too Butch to Belle

 

[ChastityDingle]

Eww you're right. She's a hazard.

Yes, I didn't make it up - about the mushrooms on the radiators! She probably did though. Hopefully!