If you've been in the bungadump or eaten her slops and are still attracted to her, it's confusing
Jack Monroe #574 She's definitely lying about something
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She can’t afford flora. Possibly the only thing stopping her.
I can't remember when exactly it was, possibly on her return from Edinburgh, but I'm sure she did the same thing with one of those "so you want be a model" emails.And she publicly posted her simpering reply to 'Corbyn', to prove to Twitter they were friends acshully, when in fact she'd merely replied to a mass automated message thinking he'd personally written to her. What a melt.
She thought she'd been scouted and was all "little ol' me?! A model?! Do you really think so?" when it was obviously one of those dodgy studios that take photos of you in your scanties for north of a grand.
Please add mailmerge to the things she doesn't understand.
Exactly they’ll go slimy and disgusting. You have to dry them out in an oven at a lowish temperature in an airtight environment - not languishing and rotting in the open air. Utter bollocks.Imagine the smell as the mushrooms sit on top of the radiators.
I hear she's also due to receive a significant sum of cash from a Nigerian Prince as thanks for all she does.
I think to be fair to guest it's the satsuma peels that go on the radiator and the mushrooms go in the oven.
I read it as she’s SO irresistible that both gays and straights are going to question their sexual orientation but quite how some plain chick in a neon bikini could cause such a hormonal and mental switcheroo is something I can’t comprehend
I'm cackling now thinking of the puff piece in whatever rag that said she'd had loads of high-fashion brands wanting her to model for them but she'd turned them all down because she couldn't be sure of the companies' environmental impacts or how they treated their workers, or whatever bullshit she came out with. She's seriously like that pub bore who sits and tells everyone about how he used to run top secret missions in the SAS. HOW THE duck HAS SHE BEEN GETTING AWAY WITH SUCH OBVIOUS BULLSHITING FOR A DECADE?????
To test I’m not having a senior moment, I went back and checked and def she was drying mushrooms on radiators.
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Stupid basic bh. She hasn't got the intelligence to utilise Big Words. Or a cooking career. Or anything really. 4 gcses from a grammar school. Tsk tsk...Jaaaaa-aaaaack! Question!
Is having exhausted mania on the inside
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Better, worse or the same as perpetual catatonic reprise-ing?
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And do either of them have anything to do with Shakin’ Stevens here? View attachment 2952012ss @Marmalade Atkins
Eww
you're right. She's a hazard.
I side eye LJC for a lot of things, but going round to this shithole Final Destination hell-kitchen on your “first date” (and that’s before she’s even served you up any vile sex pasta slop) and then coming back for more… can’t say you weren’t WARNED what awaited you.
Sex Pasta part deux, in the Kitchen of Doom. It’s eponymous (to her) with falling in love.
Come-To-Bed Parmigiana, 74p [VG/V/DF/GF*]
11 months ago today, I turned up to work late, sleepless, an incoherent babbling wreck chewed up by an 18 month landmark court trial and with bright copper dye fading from my wiry, tousled mania of…
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I never realised that kitchens can go through an "Emo" phase.I side eye LJC for a lot of things, but going round to this shithole Final Destination hell-kitchen on your “first date” (and that’s before she’s even served you up any vile sex pasta slop) and then coming back for more… can’t say you weren’t WARNED what awaited you. View attachment 2954670View attachment 2954672View attachment 2954673 ---
Sex Pasta part deux, in the Kitchen of Doom. It’s eponymous (to her) with falling in love.
View attachment 2954688That effing roseCome-To-Bed Parmigiana, 74p [VG/V/DF/GF*]
11 months ago today, I turned up to work late, sleepless, an incoherent babbling wreck chewed up by an 18 month landmark court trial and with bright copper dye fading from my wiry, tousled mania of…
Jesus, it's like something Catweazle would live in.
I think not, thou tenderBird.
It looks like evil disguised as a kitchen. Have we had Satanic Jack yet?I side eye LJC for a lot of things, but going round to this shithole Final Destination hell-kitchen on your “first date” (and that’s before she’s even served you up any vile sex pasta slop) and then coming back for more… can’t say you weren’t WARNED what awaited you. View attachment 2954670View attachment 2954672View attachment 2954673 ---
Sex Pasta part deux, in the Kitchen of Doom. It’s eponymous (to her) with falling in love.
View attachment 2954688That effing roseCome-To-Bed Parmigiana, 74p [VG/V/DF/GF*]
11 months ago today, I turned up to work late, sleepless, an incoherent babbling wreck chewed up by an 18 month landmark court trial and with bright copper dye fading from my wiry, tousled mania of…
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