Jack Monroe #574 She's definitely lying about something

[Grifty Mc]

So lemme get this straight. Poor people don't have the time/energy to batch-cook food - which would save them considerable amounts of time, food and electricity/gas. But they do have time to dry oranges on a radiator, grow their own eucalyptus, dry it, and blend it (because we all own blenders?!) to use as a bath soak. When you can buy bubblebath for less than a pound in a supermarket.

Excellent.

She did a dreadful title about her batch cooking rant blog too.

 

[Carefree]

I remember there was a day when Mr Fruitjack got lucky! (I hope, the poor guy)
I couldn’t even begin to explain guest to Mr Grifty so he just thinks I am a giggling weirdo when someone says something funny on here.

The dog doesn't even respond any more when I'm laughing like a drain. Imagine meeting someone now and having to explain guest to them? 🫠

 

[RandomFishOils]

Christ, she’s one step away from doing this, isn’t she?

 

[BeardyBap]

Finish the bottle whenever she claims to have voted and campaigned for Labour since she was a foetus.

Down the entire contents of your drinks cabinet/local offie when she flounces and deactivates after someone reminds her that she campaigned against Comrade Corbyn and didn't vote in the election that got the Tories in.

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Just saw this and thought of all the disillusioned and disenchanted 22 yr old trade unionists raised by Marxist socialist landlords.

 

[Geetbo]

She’s one step away from shitting in flora tubs and keeping them.

 

[Nottonightbabe]

Grunking disclaimer

around 21 or 22 she pissed off everyone involved in the Labour antisemitism row, this concluded with her calling J Corbz “comrade” also this may be where we remembermithered (pronounced Re-membermithered) or it happened, that she claimed Mr Corbin has sent her an email coz they were such friends (it was an email to all members but had her name on)

And she publicly posted her simpering reply to 'Corbyn', to prove to Twitter they were friends acshully, when in fact she'd merely replied to a mass automated message thinking he'd personally written to her. What a melt .

 

[JombleWomble]

Imagine how filthy and nasty those mushrooms would be after sitting on the bungamansion radiators for several days

This thread is definitely not helping with my morning sickness

 

[ForgettyBetty]

She’s one step away from shitting in flora tubs and keeping them.

Iqbal wishes she had used the tubs

 

[TrolleyParton]

And she publicly posted her simpering reply to 'Corbyn', to prove to Twitter they were friends acshully, when in fact she'd merely replied to a mass automated message thinking he'd personally written to her. What a melt .

Is there a screenshot of this anywhere? I missed this blessed era.

 

[Carefree]

Christ, she’s one step away from doing this, isn’t she?
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My favourite six year old made me a bracelet and whilst it's not going to make Chanel shake in its boots, it's still better crafted than those weirdo bath salts.

 

[BlendedSlop]

Is there a screenshot of this anywhere? I missed this blessed era.

I can't find the exact point, but the drama starts here:

Jack Monroe #132 Leader of the Slopposition

Congratulations to @Terrible for the thread title! 🎉 Your prize: one used, slightly soiled Mary Poppins costume. Recap of thread #131 Inserting herself into Roadside Mum’s story made her so BUSY. She stayed up until 3am, had ‘hundreds’ of messages in her inbox and gained over 20,000 new...

tattle.life

Whole thread is worth a read, it's guest at her huffing-her-own-farts-then-promptly-being-skewered best.

 

[Cookiecookie]

When I was a young child macaroni pudding used to be a fairly regular thing at school. It was basically rice pudding but made with pasta instead. Even as a very sweet toothed child I wouldn’t eat it because it was just wrong and weird.

I remember it being sold in tins, and quite liking it as a kid. Goodness knows what I'd think of it now though.

 

[nothanksbabes]

I can't find the exact point, but the drama starts here:

Jack Monroe #132 Leader of the Slopposition

Congratulations to @Terrible for the thread title! 🎉 Your prize: one used, slightly soiled Mary Poppins costume. Recap of thread #131 Inserting herself into Roadside Mum’s story made her so BUSY. She stayed up until 3am, had ‘hundreds’ of messages in her inbox and gained over 20,000 new...

tattle.life

Whole thread is worth a read, it's guest at her huffing-her-own-farts-then-promptly-being-skewered best.

She is incapable of change. She is exactly the same as in this three year old thread, except this really highlights how she's managed to tank her own career.

 

[Darvos]

She is incapable of change. She is exactly the same as in this three year old thread, except this really highlights how she's managed to tank her own career.

I gave her the benefit of a guest’s-fictitious-friends-worth of doubts. I’m such a stupid wanker.

 

[rage naan]

The dog doesn't even respond any more when I'm laughing like a drain. Imagine meeting someone now and having to explain guest to them? 🫠

Someone where I work once a week said last week "people must be always sending you funny memes" because I was giggling at this thread, evidently often enough for someone who doesn't even know me to notice

I just went mmm and did that half nod half smile thing because it's harder to come out as a gossip forum reader than it is as a vegan non binary lesbian woman who also sleeps with men
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I can't find the exact point, but the drama starts here:

Jack Monroe #132 Leader of the Slopposition

Congratulations to @Terrible for the thread title! 🎉 Your prize: one used, slightly soiled Mary Poppins costume. Recap of thread #131 Inserting herself into Roadside Mum’s story made her so BUSY. She stayed up until 3am, had ‘hundreds’ of messages in her inbox and gained over 20,000 new...

tattle.life

Whole thread is worth a read, it's guest at her huffing-her-own-farts-then-promptly-being-skewered best.

I'm immediately distracted this from @Marmalade Atkins

wtf. Please tell me these are real and exist somewhere. I will donate to the hungry kids myself

 

[YerDa]

She is incapable of change. She is exactly the same as in this three year old thread, except this really highlights how she's managed to tank her own career.

Can anyone check whether she and Jay Rayner still follow each other? (I may have missed this previously being checked after she stood him up - sorry if so!)

 

[TrolleyParton]

Someone where I work once a week said last week "people must be always sending you funny memes" because I was giggling at this thread, evidently often enough for someone who doesn't even know me to notice

I just went mmm and did that half nod half smile thing because it's harder to come out as a gossip forum reader than it is as a vegan non binary lesbian woman who also sleeps with men
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I'm immediately distracted this from @Marmalade Atkins

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wtf. Please tell me these are real and exist somewhere. I will donate to the hungry kids myself

IF they exist, I guarantee she's wearing shorts and a vest top and looking like someone with an average size 10/12 figure. But it's unlikely they exist, because she would have found some reason to show them off if they did. Just more wank bank fodder fishing for the neckbeards.

 

[TheMiceInTheShed]

I gave her the benefit of a guest’s-fictitious-friends-worth of doubts. I’m such a stupid wanker.

Don't blame yourself.

You thought she was rational. Most people did . . . at first . . .

 

[HotesTilaire]

How can you look “sexually confusing”

I can imagine LJC and Old Harold, Poppy Seed Victim, Leggy et al are confused they found her sexually anything

 

[StatusWoe]

Someone was already deranged enough to make the headrush spaghetti: me. Yes that is a big chunk of white chocolate in the bottom right. No it did not add anything pleasant to the dish. It was exactly as minging as you'd think. Here's my original post.

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Imagine a second deranged person (me) biting into the nice chunk of feta only to find out it's white chocolate.

It's like she sees a normal recipe and thinks 'how can I ruin this?'

Still, thank you for your sacrifice. May the mushroom gods bless you with good food and functioning radiators.
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