Absolutely foul. All of it. I wonder if Leggy took pity on her.View attachment 2952530
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It wasnât carbonaaaaraa, but a BIG BUTCH DINNER that most definitely put the Oh Mon Dieu, Non! in
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This was right as they were getting together/immediately engaged/guest was moving in, so Leggy could have been awarded sex pasta, because guest was on a full on loveboming lobster tail and Madeira-filled cosplay complete lie about being a bon vivant gourmand and proper chef just like Legster.
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Iâve got a week off work next week and I wonât lie, I can relate.
(Work, Jack. Itâs like a hobby but you do it for money and often donât enjoy it.)
The ss in the spoiler are from 2018, so too long ago for it to be what youâre thinking of, but maybe it was the another day when she came back to âhave a chat about Israel/Palestine/Gazaâ.
It isnât about her, though. Sheâs just a metaphor
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Is "bolognon" what Jesy Nelson from Little Mix was referencing in this? Makes you think.
Iâve got a question
What is a big butch dinner?
Guest, Iâm scarlet for you hun.
What is a big butch dinner?
Guest, Iâm scarlet for you hun.
Just like her views on race and racism, Jack is bleeping ignorant about Palestine & Israel and antisemitism. Thank god she's on silent right now.The ss in the spoiler are from 2018, so too long ago for it to be what youâre thinking of, but maybe it was the another day when she came back to âhave a chat about Israel/Palestine/Gazaâ.
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I HATE how she bosses people around like she's some kind of guru..."put on some Ella Fitzgerald and pour a glass of wine"...Stop telling me what to do, you controlling slopper!
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It wasnât carbonaaaaraa, but a BIG BUTCH DINNER that most definitely put the Oh Mon Dieu, Non! in
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BOLOGNON
Faced with a leftover hunk of beef last night to stretch between two grown women with fairly healthy appetites, I started making bolognese, changed my mind and wanted bourgignon, and changed it bac...
This was right as they were getting together/immediately engaged/guest was moving in, so Leggy could have been awarded sex pasta, because guest was on a full on loveboming lobster tail and Madeira-filled cosplay complete lie about being a bon vivant gourmand and proper chef just like Legster.
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In a nanosecondâs fit of wisdom amongst all the foolishness that saw her get engaged to and move Jack into her house within days of meeting her, fortunately for Allegra, she had the good sense to pretend she didnât like white chocolateView attachment 2952575which saved her from this cream, old botulism mushroom and Milky Bar monstrosity.Should you want to recreate any of these dishes for your own Tory former lovers, they can (unbelievably!) be found in her second cookbook. Only know this cos after finding that in her old archives, I searched for Bolognon to see if we knew about it and it appears once only across all 575+ guest-related threads, in the Slopalong recipe listings hereView attachment 2952565View attachment 2952566View attachment 2952567View attachment 2952568no, we most certainly do not want to hear about your radiator peel, gravy granule and Caramac trifles, THANKYOU.
HEADRUSH SPAGHETTI
Traditionally, on Valentines Days gone by, I would knock up a pan of tagliatelle with a slow-cooked chilli and tomato sauce, hand torn basil and parsley, a few finely chopped olives and two lobster...
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âThis isnât about me, but Iâm going to do my best to make it all about meâThe ss in the spoiler are from 2018, so too long ago for it to be what youâre thinking of, but maybe it was the another day when she came back to âhave a chat about Israel/Palestine/Gazaâ.
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No, Sebastian the Crab! Under the stairs, not under the sea.
The understairs stab vest is #savinglives every day, just like the epi-pen in the carrier bag upstairs.
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I hate that bleeping "I would obviously have been fighting the good fight against the Nazis if I was alive in 30s Germany" bollocks. It's so easy to sit at a distance of 85 years, having never lived under totalitarianism and cast yourself as the hero. You have no bleeping idea what you would have done in that situation.
(ss from @Marmalade Atkins)
Edit: hereâs where it is/link to it in the thread at the time
Jack Monroe #142 Honorary Unt
Headcount? Sounds interesting. Is it to establish âactiveâ members? From the teeny tiny short time Iâve been here and found you guys, it seems to me that more and more people are seeing the reality. The only ââbull(ies)â Iâm seeing is from the bull(shitting) JM. If we have a poll, we can...
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I fell on my face this morning after my leg, the dodgy one, twinged so much. Caused me to spill my tea and almost smash my glasses. The dog also buffered some of the blow because she was laying there.
I'm still less embarrassed by that than today's old screenshots of guest trying to prove its intelligence and thus proving otherwise.
I'm still less embarrassed by that than today's old screenshots of guest trying to prove its intelligence and thus proving otherwise.
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Thatâs the one. Apologies I was convinced she had appropriated the other for some tweet too.
I did however find an old thread from when the Corbyn anti-semitism inquiry came out and she googled some Yiddish like a clown. Back in October 2020
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Congratulations to @Silver Linings for the thread title! 76 reactions đ itâs a true honour to write these words, now please can we just set the date? Recap of thread #96 She made some crumpets. They looked edible. She was âwide awake with backache, and big grumps. Send dogs and cats please...
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Thereâs a full moon today canal and there was also a full moon on thread 97 which I have just been reading, please let there be chaos!
Thank Christ for the *checks notes* baked bean bloggers, without whom I wouldnât know *double-checks notes* not to be a racist.The ss in the spoiler are from 2018, so too long ago for it to be what youâre thinking of, but maybe it was the another day when she came back to âhave a chat about Israel/Palestine/Gazaâ.
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Thank Christ for brilliant, bright, dedicated, little black girl Diane Abbott too.
Why people need to stop trolling Diane Abbott. Now.
Jack Monroe talks about why everyone needs to stop trolling Diane Abbott
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Love the idea that it's not just a stab vest, it's a custom stab vest. Presumably she's just too special and smol and pixie-like to fit into a regular one and had to have a special one softly and painstakingly crafted for her.
Still laughing at the idea of wearing one to bleeping Glastonbury, of all places, where most people are just off their tits having a nice bop along to an 80s crooner, not - typically - smuggling in weapons to unleash on a z-list slop blogger.
Especially latter day Glastonbury which is where a bunch of Tristains and Jemimas fork over a few grand for a once a year weekend of glamping to convince themselves they're edgy whilst grooving on down the sound of the youth via Mumford and Sons or some other shite.
She'd be spying and squealing on everyone to try and save her own arse. I just know it. Her and her dad.
Thank Christ for brilliant, bright, dedicated, little black girl Diane Abbott too.
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Right about the time she had disability emoji in bio, then. So much to despise about this one article.
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