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Even by her standards the thought of white chocolate raw garlic mushroom pasta is just vile. There's a reason white chocolate doesn't tend to appear with garlic in recipes...
Even by her standards the thought of white chocolate raw garlic mushroom pasta is just vile. There's a reason white chocolate doesn't tend to appear with garlic in recipes...
As Mavis just brilliantly observed, there’s not one thing in that recipe that sounds like it works apart from the instructions on how to cook the pasta, which she probably took from the back of the packet. Has she even actually cooked this abomination, or is it just some maverick pixie brain fart that she’s convinced sounds sufficiently cheffy?
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Contrary to what she said the Guardian and in the Diva vid, Jack only LIED that she tried to seduce Leggy with sex pasta! View attachment 2952532
It wasn’t carbonaaaaraa, but a BIG BUTCH DINNER that most definitely put the Oh Mon Dieu, Non! in
Faced with a leftover hunk of beef last night to stretch between two grown women with fairly healthy appetites, I started making bolognese, changed my mind and wanted bourgignon, and changed it bac...
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This was right as they were getting together/immediately engaged/guest was moving in, so Leggy could have been awarded sex pasta, because guest was on a full on loveboming lobster tail and Madeira-filled cosplay complete lie about being a bon vivant gourmand and proper chef just like Legster. View attachment 2952569
In a nanosecond’s fit of wisdom amongst all the foolishness that saw her get engaged to and move Jack into her house within days of meeting her, fortunately for Allegra, she had the good sense to pretend she didn’t like white chocolateView attachment 2952575which saved her from this cream, old botulism mushroom and Milky Bar monstrosity.
Traditionally, on Valentines Days gone by, I would knock up a pan of tagliatelle with a slow-cooked chilli and tomato sauce, hand torn basil and parsley, a few finely chopped olives and two lobster...
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Should you want to recreate any of these dishes for your own Tory former lovers, they can (unbelievably!) be found in her second cookbook. Only know this cos after finding that in her old archives, I searched for Bolognon to see if we knew about it and it appears once only across all 575+ guest-related threads, in the Slopalong recipe listings here
Even by her standards the thought of white chocolate raw garlic mushroom pasta is just vile. There's a reason white chocolate doesn't tend to appear with garlic in recipes...
I can’t help but think that those ‘wealth calculators’ would probably be right if J hadn’t spent it all up her nose ( allegedly - don’t sue me) and on her top tier shopping habit .
Faced with a leftover hunk of beef last night to stretch between two grown women with fairly healthy appetites, I started making bolognese, changed my mind and wanted bourgignon, and changed it bac...
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FFS Leggy, what were you THINKING?! Poor Legster. Two minutes to get her into the big London townhouse, another 18 months (plus 6 on top of that) to get her and all her tit out.
The ss in the spoiler are from 2018, so too long ago for it to be what you’re thinking of, but maybe it was the another day when she came back to “have a chat about Israel/Palestine/Gaza”. View attachment 2952617
@BootstrapCook: Hi. I can't stand by any more and not say something. I have a large public platform and I try to use it for good. But what good is all the rest of the 'good'...
MrSpellyB is going to visit his Maman soon so I'll be home alone for a couple of weeks. But even with a back-up pizza in the freezer amd Doordash on speed-dial, I have fear at trying that "recipe".
So is this from Feb 2014 (have only just seen it at the top of those two recipe horrors) when she was still lovebombing the duck out of Ol’ Legster. View attachment 2952994
Faced with a leftover hunk of beef last night to stretch between two grown women with fairly healthy appetites, I started making bolognese, changed my mind and wanted bourgignon, and changed it bac...
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FFS Leggy, what were you THINKING?! Poor Legster. Two minutes to get her into the big London townhouse, another 18 months (plus 6 on top of that) to get her and all her tit out.
I know you don't need me to tell you this, but you absolutely 100% definitely are good enough to complete a degree in psychology. Honestly the fact that you wrote this post alone demonstrates that you have all the skills required in terms of writing and analytical thinking etc . I hope it all continues to go well
this is actually such a good idea for guest. politics themed recipes. Green party cucumber and mint summer cold soup. Tory party blueberry tart. Labour party the same as the Tory one but with some red jam on top to try to look different. Lib dem custard tarts in the classic diamond shape. Etc etc. a nice project to keep her busy
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Oh my god. I've heard of the stab vest but I hadn't realised just how eye wateringly cringe it was. She bought one! The cops didn't give her one because there was a serious threat but she had to be there because she was MLK or whoever she thought she was that week. She ordered one online!
I've had a very quick look at prices and I'm betting she spent over £100 quid on it too. Probably more like 200+ if she got one she thought was "sexy as hell"
(Although her idea of sexy being that grey sports bra, maybe not)
Anyway I wonder where it is now. Maybe she donated it to the trussell trust. Maybe she still wears it every day.
I worry about the people who might try to use an empty glass bottle or a teacup as a replacement for a mortar and pestle. At least the shards of glass/china would add some texture I suppose.
So is this from Feb 2014 (have only just seen it at the top of those two recipe horrors) when she was still lovebombing the duck out of Ol’ Legster. View attachment 2952994
Faced with a leftover hunk of beef last night to stretch between two grown women with fairly healthy appetites, I started making bolognese, changed my mind and wanted bourgignon, and changed it bac...
web.archive.org
FFS Leggy, what were you THINKING?! Poor Legster. Two minutes to get her into the big London townhouse, another 18 months (plus 6 on top of that) to get her and all her tit out.
So is this from Feb 2014 (have only just seen it at the top of those two recipe horrors) when she was still lovebombing the duck out of Ol’ Legster. View attachment 2952994
Faced with a leftover hunk of beef last night to stretch between two grown women with fairly healthy appetites, I started making bolognese, changed my mind and wanted bourgignon, and changed it bac...
web.archive.org
FFS Leggy, what were you THINKING?! Poor Legster. Two minutes to get her into the big London townhouse, another 18 months (plus 6 on top of that) to get her and all her tit out.
I think Leggy was just as bad as her tbh. The way they described each other and their relationship even in the middle of it has more red flags than F1.
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