Oh FFS. Gently, painstakingly staying within character limits isn’t exhausting.
Jack Monroe #574 She's definitely lying about something
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I’d like to place £1 to win on “inexplicably turning on the Labour party and trying to duck up their chances” sometime during June, please.
Finish the bottle whenever she claims to have voted and campaigned for Labour since she was a foetus.
Down the entire contents of your drinks cabinet/local offie when she flounces and deactivates after someone reminds her that she campaigned against Comrade Corbyn and didn't vote in the election that got the Tories in.
"Italian favourite" AHAHAHAHAHA
Chickpeas simmered in tomato sauce are really tasty and easy to make. But noooooo guest had to elevenrife it up by adding spaghetti hoops and opening three tins (hoops, tomato sauce, chickpeas) instead of two.
Didn't she vote to leave the EU too?
Stupid fecking squig. She hasn't done anything with FareShare except tweet a photo of some parked vans and make some vague claims about a campaign being launched in the next few weeks. Soon to come just like the Vibrant Blonde Index, Sue Lee, etc etc etc
there have been guest drinking games before: my own one is here https://tattle.life/threads/jack-monroe-570-delusions-of-relevance.45009/post-19164998
But we need to psephologise it up for the election so with thanks to everyone above
drink 1 sip for every:
*checks notes*
tags someone like Angela Rayner
completed it mate story set at a count or a newspaper office
mention of THE POVERTY
tin rattle for all the psephological work I do
calling someone comrade
*crunches numbers*
Claim to have been Labour through and through since she was a gleam in das Grøsse Sjokolade's eye
use of #gtto or other centrist melt hashtag
dog at polling station
A swig for every
tags Kier Starmer
Mention of her Tory family and ex-lovvvairrrs
keraaazy not-dog animal at polling station
mention of THE POVERTY but also blaming it on the current government
I'll ping my in-depth analysis over to you
my bad mentals were caused by Tories
TROLLS
completed it mate story set at a party conference
down your drink for every
Political song sung in a shower and put out there because some of you asked for it
Political poem
and then everyone clapped story of child saying something that proves he has learned to be a goodcentrist Labour voter from her
a new slop but red, for Labour
She says she would stand for election except TROLLS
Completed it mate story set at Parliament
drink the whole bottle if
a new Harold or Harriet appears
she moves house
she gets a job
She stands for election
Completed it mate story set at a cabinet meeting
But we need to psephologise it up for the election so with thanks to everyone above
drink 1 sip for every:
*checks notes*
tags someone like Angela Rayner
completed it mate story set at a count or a newspaper office
mention of THE POVERTY
tin rattle for all the psephological work I do
calling someone comrade
*crunches numbers*
Claim to have been Labour through and through since she was a gleam in das Grøsse Sjokolade's eye
use of #gtto or other centrist melt hashtag
dog at polling station
A swig for every
tags Kier Starmer
Mention of her Tory family and ex-lovvvairrrs
keraaazy not-dog animal at polling station
mention of THE POVERTY but also blaming it on the current government
I'll ping my in-depth analysis over to you
my bad mentals were caused by Tories
TROLLS
completed it mate story set at a party conference
down your drink for every
Political song sung in a shower and put out there because some of you asked for it
Political poem
and then everyone clapped story of child saying something that proves he has learned to be a good
a new slop but red, for Labour
She says she would stand for election except TROLLS
Completed it mate story set at Parliament
drink the whole bottle if
a new Harold or Harriet appears
she moves house
she gets a job
She stands for election
Completed it mate story set at a cabinet meeting
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Even better, she spoiled her ballot. Not her circus, not her monkeys.
Sorry for not keeping up with anything so far but I will when I can. The first rule of Tattle should be read to the end of the thread before you comment.
Hopefully guest is still lying low x
People who think “what difference will my vote make” should be given (moleskine) paper cuts and kept on strict rations of salt and vinegar crisps during their recuperation.
Add to that people who say they spoiled their vote in a referendum.
Add to that people who say they spoiled their vote in a referendum.
She didn’t vote at all!
DRINK!
What a political powerhouse. Such a campaigner.
Spoiling the EU Referendum ballot doesn't even make any sense. It's a Yes/No question.
She can’t even quite remember/keep her story straight about how she spoiled it. In 2017 she coyly wrote “not my circus not my bleeping monkeys”
“I sat snapping biros”
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It was unfair to the "maybe" voters!!! Please join my Patreon and help support my campaign to make future elections more democratic. [rattle rattle]
The first and last time she's ever acknowledged being under-qualified for anything.She can’t even quite remember/keep her story straight about how she spoiled it. In 2017 she coyly wrote “not my circus not my bleeping monkeys”
View attachment 2951441but the following year (and less than a month after she’d not at all coincidentally published a book on cooking from tins and was…stockpiling tins for Brexit) she ALMOST SCORED IT IN HALF
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“I sat snapping biros”What (And Why) I’m Stockpiling For Brexit.
A few months ago I was approached by several newspapers asking me to write a piece on stockpiling for Brexit. I refused, saying that I didn’t want to contribute to food shortages, panic and alarm a…
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Jack Monroe on why she's adding 'politician' to her CV
Writer and cook Jack Monroe has turned politician, standing as an independent. She talks Labour’s future, the PM’s punk wardrobe and dating with Rosamund Urwinwww.standard.co.uk
What (And Why) I’m Stockpiling For Brexit.
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I’m not sure why but ‘Japan Today’ has ended me
I am totally up for whatever election-related drinking game the canal comes up with. I hope this discussion isn't triggering for anyone who doesn't drink, for whatever reason.
God knows, if it's not Jack making me want to down a swift one, the Tories will.
God knows, if it's not Jack making me want to down a swift one, the Tories will.
I'm going to make a vat of Smash. When you guys take a shot (or clear put and offie) I'll throw balls of congealed Smash at a cut out of Guest.
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