Jack Monroe #574 She's definitely lying about something
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I mean I've only ever had one hangover in my life but that seems like a step too far.
Two shots whenever she “crunches numbers.”
I have to refrain from throwing a high heel at the TV because of Sunak. What a bleeping prick. Get out of the country and sod off to California already. Ffs.
"She isn't perfect but she tries hard " Oh, quiet down, Socktopus.
As for you, Jack, what's exhausting? Who's "hounding" you? The three or four people who call out your grift on Twitter? Oh, yes, so tiring, so exhausting. Cheer yourself up by looking at how much money you've made from Patreon since you opened it.
Is she actually working with FareShare or just relying on tricksy vague wording as per Rialto?
Chug straight from the bottle whenever something is exhausting or she’s exhausted.
Lights OFF
It's exhausting being quieter?
Deploying your own cat doesn't work anymore so you've deployed Larry?
We down a pint every time someone thanks her for all that she does.
Oh FFS she’s EXHAUSTED again, this time EXHAUSTED by being off Twitter because people aren’t kissing her arse incessantly?
Purchase a bottle of 25 year old malt and lash it out the window whenever she delivers a patreon reward.
61-track #PLAYLIST INCOMING 
Jack Monroe thanked Katie Hopkins for funding their election campaign
Jack Monroe has thanked Katie Hopkins for funding their election campaign ahead of the UK snap election set to behold in June.
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Unfortunately not. It was just screenshots which makes it very hard to find
She’s still quietly focused on crunching the Vacuous Bullshitter Indices numbers, Geets.
She’ll be back to bang on her blackboard in a couple of weeks when the figures are in. To the great delight of every journalist in the land!
No wonder she’s EXHAUSTED if she’s been painstakingly, coruscatingly, ephemerally banging on her blackboard since she finished crunching back there in February 2022. She must be banging so softly, gently, smol pixie-peripatetically that almost two and a half years later nobody’s heard her.
ss @Silver Linings
squig's talking out their arse, she ain't on there
Manipulative parasite.
Thank(space)you Detective LilyK, this is the forensic detail we’re here for
Reminds me of comprehension tests?
Jack “on the school run is as to ________ upstairs listening to casettes
her main account isn’t but the way the squig says protect her privacy makes me wonder if she is and it’s a alt account. If it was her main known account then merely saying she was on threads would have destroyed her privacy.
We know she has plenty of socks and almost certainly alts too so it’s plausible.
Has she claimed “things can only get Wetter” as a cold take yet?
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