You mean she hasnāt pinched mackie junroe?All of signatures are
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Jack Monroe #58 It's not an airport Jack, you don't need to announce your departure, love.
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Marcus Rashford is on the cover of Vogue as part of an activism feature, so she's probably had to have a cold bath & a lie down in a dark room to get over her incandescent rage it wasn't her. Praying we get some #fashun shots on the Cotwsold as yet another deluded pitch into the ether?So she's off again? So how many times do we think she's going to pop back on for "one more thing", like bleeping Columbo?
Oh duck off you needy attention seeking beggar!
You can almost hear her begging bowl filling up with all her gullible followers. 
You please tell me. I haveSo she's off again? So how many times do we think she's going to pop back on for "one more thing", like bleeping Columbo?
It has to be this.
She's clearly been told by the doctor to stay off social media, that's it. She won't have been prescribed any meds, she's just pretending she's going to have "side effects" for the sympathy...
Another day, another flounce, another alleged meds change. Sigh, I'm actually starting to respect her followers for continuing to waste thumb energy typing loving goodbyes every other day. That's dedication.
Sheāll be back by Thursday.
Sadly she did indeed say that she was going to stay for a while, and make a visit to Glasgow etc, and might ultimately move here. Unfortunately there was a sudden unforseen emergency, and she had to dash off home on the normal train, tossing overcooked bolorneaise into the laps of unsuspecting "homeless" people. A nation breathed a sigh of relief. There was no way she ever planned to stay for more than 3 days......! Lies, lies, lies
āInoffensiveā?? AhahahahahahahahaI wonder if she ever dregs out this article. Pleb-lite probably isn't the austerity chic name that she was going for
Jack Monroe: pleb-lite for Guardianistas
'Recessionista' Jack Monroe is a hero of the thrift-obsessed middle classes, not the poor.www.spiked-online.com
Ooh maybe we'll see a resurrection of the Gaily Mail? Again.
Oh lord I forgot about Mackie! I mean how could I? He started the petition...You mean she hasnāt pinched mackie junroe?
Which doctor, pray?
She's not left yet!
Ugh, I hate to say I told you so...(actually that's a lie, I LOVE saying it!)
This has been planned from at least Friday, possibly before.
She wants more money and there are zero work offers coming in
She sets up shiny happy tits out photos and schmaltzy photo with SB when he comes for his weekly visit. She knows her behaviour will be called into question over the next couple of days/weeks and she will have these as weapons to pull out when confronted. (I am a good mother etc etc)
Kid goes home.
She tweets through the night about 'burnout' because she's googled it and realised it is quite hard to disprove as symptoms are so varied
Instead of saying 'I'm not well, I'm taking time off' (or indeed nothing at all) she mopes on SM, stirring up the schmucks. They all empathise.
She, now in full swing of her one woman pity party, starts on the SHE LEFT and now I'm poor bullshit.
Slowly but surely the tip jar/Patreon gets filled up until she's reached her target (my guess is Louisa's shortfall in the rent)
Goes to Dr, real or not, and returns with 'diagnosis' which, coincidentally, means she is unable to work.
She's managed to convince however many people into paying her rent and receiving nothing in return.
It is genius. I mean it is completely and utterly evil, but genius none the less.
This has been planned from at least Friday, possibly before.
She wants more money and there are zero work offers coming in
She sets up shiny happy tits out photos and schmaltzy photo with SB when he comes for his weekly visit. She knows her behaviour will be called into question over the next couple of days/weeks and she will have these as weapons to pull out when confronted. (I am a good mother etc etc)
Kid goes home.
She tweets through the night about 'burnout' because she's googled it and realised it is quite hard to disprove as symptoms are so varied
Instead of saying 'I'm not well, I'm taking time off' (or indeed nothing at all) she mopes on SM, stirring up the schmucks. They all empathise.
She, now in full swing of her one woman pity party, starts on the SHE LEFT and now I'm poor bullshit.
Slowly but surely the tip jar/Patreon gets filled up until she's reached her target (my guess is Louisa's shortfall in the rent)
Goes to Dr, real or not, and returns with 'diagnosis' which, coincidentally, means she is unable to work.
She's managed to convince however many people into paying her rent and receiving nothing in return.
It is genius. I mean it is completely and utterly evil, but genius none the less.
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Mate, today is Monday in my world.
She backed herself into a corner. Whatever the doctor did or didnāt say she revved it up to the scale where even her followers would have said stay off social media. I think sheāll do an instagram sojourn instead, moody pics with no comments to keep her in peopleās minds.
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