Jack Monroe #57 1 potato, 2 potato, 3 potato, 4, got the designer gear, need cash for more

[MooBelle]

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(Part 2 further down )

what does 'leave me doggos' mean?

 

[LennyBriscoe]

Book number eleventy billion - Jack vs the IMF.

Is that them that sang ‘You’re Unbelievable’??

 

[colouredlines]

Seriously though, why can't she text her bleeping mates? She really is that person from school who posts passive aggressive facebook statuses. Take responsibility for yourself, Jack - if you want someone to call you, call them.

 

[Lornadoom]

I dare say, she might find the strength to spend the Patreon money. One can only hope that she feels supported enough by her true friends (blue tickers), and isn’t howling in a cold bath just long enough to order another Cotswold Co sideboard. Let us pray

With Wim Hof?

 

[I steal names]

Hahaaaaa! Honest to God Jackie, gee us a wink of peace!

She is such a bloody attention seeker.

 

[Breakdance Badass]

Yeah - who doesn’t go to the park / use free facilities with a toddler? What else are you going to do, take them quadbiking in the dunes? Yep there are plenty of paid for baby classes like music / massage / yoga, but so easy to find baby groups in community halls.

Exactly! Same as has been said I took mine to local playgroups in cold church halls where they all fought over the same toy and sang “Hop Little Bunny”. The park was embraced every day, rain or shine, as a toddler loves swings!

 

[Lanie]

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11 pm..???

I'd say half an hour tops.

 

[Sylviasmother]

Seriously though, why can't she text her bleeping mates? She really is that person from school who posts passive aggressive facebook statuses. Take responsibility for yourself, Jack - if you want someone to call you, call them.

Inbox me hun xxx sigh.
Just call your mum back, dude.

 

[Silver Linings]

what does 'leave me doggos' mean?

Send her pics of dogs. That she’ll ignore.

 

[colouredlines]

Jack leaving Twitter:

 

[Lornadoom]

what does 'leave me doggos' mean?

It means her gullible fans ought to be wevvy wevvy worried and post pictures of dogs. ETA Or she will squeam and squeam and squeam until she is sick -

 

[Lemonsweets91]

Err, this isn't an airport, sweetheart - you don't have to announce your departure.

So bloody good

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[Emmapism]

she has 92 signatures, go on make it a whopping 93

All of the signatures are

John Munrovington
Jacqueline Moore
Jacinta Monkton
Javier Monroooooe

 

[FrumpyCat]

It’s all just such an act. Who the duck writes tit like this to their ‘friends’.

Didn't she do this in one of recent 'I quit Twitter' announcements?
my friends will know how to contact me sort of tit
Except yesterday, or was it last week or month, she was going I've been abandoned by everyone, I am so Alone hopelessly trudging heavy footed through this swamp of despair, and as the quicksand pulls my down hear me howling, my sad little face a reflection of my despondency.
Tl:dr
Louisa is never ever coming back. This makes Jack angry.

 

[Themaninblack]

She made a big hoo ha about coming up here (Edinburgh) and lots of people asked her not to rent an air b n b as there are massive issues with the Edinburgh housing market, and some owners have behaved appallingly during COVID. Next thing she’s stayed in a flat, so she either ignored all that and went AirBnB or stayed in service apartments, which are £££££. She‘s an absolute fanny.

Grunking, obvs (!), and very late to the party, but didn't she say something about the affordability of property while she was in Edinburgh, and the consequent temptation to move there? Or have I imagined it? Am I being gaslighted??

 

[J4n0Z]

@Pigman and @AmberSpyglass good guesses but it was only me from Harry Enfield.



(couldn't resist adding this...)

 

[Nottonightbabe]

So she's off again? So how many times do we think she's going to pop back on for "one more thing", like bleeping Columbo?

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[Marmalade Atkins]