I get the strong impression Big D was absolutely livid with her results and that’s why she’s so obsessed with them. Her whole life seems to be oriented around the contradicting goals of impressing him while also trying to prove a point by “taking her own path”.
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I think Tesco had to recall the Horse Lasagne. Xanthe’s all look like they’ve got the traditional bechamel made of like cow milk and whatever. No work for Horses where lasagne is concerned, these days.
Hang on - she's claiming she was 'failing' her GCSEs because she was skipping class to sit in the library or in a field reading books? What? Whaaaat?Ah that’s when she fibbed to Ol’ Xanthe in 2013 to show off. Sokay tho. She “cleared it up once and for all” seven and a half years later in Potatoes. When “her Wikipedia” said she had 7. That’s cos you told Xanthe Clay you had 7, you bleeping fantasist liar. View attachment 2879964And it wasn’t even her fault she didn’t get 7!!! It was a SCHOOL SCANDAL and EVERYBODY said so!!! Even THE NEWSPAPER!
Then she almost signed up to be shipped off to the front line at Ypres, but “for several reasons” (mostly it being the best part of a century too late, and the Army not using 16 year old spoiled provincial brat attention seeking immature little girls as “cannon fodder”) she didn’t. She went to work in her grandad’s chip shop instead
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31 July 2020 Potatoes, above: pulled out of GCSEs where she was predicted to get “anything below a B”
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Seems unfair then, that (barely 7 months later in the telling) they also “struck her off” all the ones in which it was predicted she’d get an actual B as well.
View attachment 2880000Poor Jack. Deprived of her own academic achievements by the evil school who thwarted her
Oh, wait….! Hearken, for tis a reluctant 4 1/2 GCSEs and the “silly” spoiled (lying) brat who realizes she should have made more of an effort.
View attachment 2880014View attachment 2880015Luckily, when she wrote this back in 2012 she’d just signed up for two fictional imaginary degrees to mitigate this immature adolescent lapse in judgement.
Mmm, macadamia nuts, vanilla pod and powdered green tea. Definitely the kind of cheap and value ingredients that a pov unemployed single mum would have kicking around in her kitchen.tit a brick! Just went looking for the original ss from @Mel Donte about guest’reluctant GCSEs” and found this from @Mel Donte instead! guest’s ORIGINAL Our Southend blog!
using up my Abel and Cole!!!
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I (an oppressed independent artist) ALONE SHALL SPEAK FOR YOU!
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Twenty bleeping three years old. Already an insufferable bleep.
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More FANCY recipes with real ingredients. This a-way.Why OurSouthend?
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Soooo poooooooor! (None of these survived the transition from Our Southend to her new “A girl called Jack” iteration mere days later, after she got noticed by THE NEWSPAPER) View attachment 28800692012 March « Our Southend
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By Xanthe Clay too?Loving this for her
Jack, if you‘re reading here (and we know you are), go look up ‘shade’.
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Toast and kale from Abel and Cole for when she wants “some peasant comfort”…
Stupid exercise. Surely everyone knows the big lasagne from Lidl is the best?
Ah yes, the "make everything look like the video¹ to Don't Look Down by ...And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead²" era.
”And of course the next line is dripping from a dead dog's eye, which given Jack's history with animals...
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god she’s a proper pile of shite isn’t she?I think her family were livid for her for a number of reasons: the GCSEs, the young single pregnancy, the (likely) behaving very badly at the fire service making her a pariah.
Yes please!March 2012
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About Jack Monroe
I’m Jack Monroe. A 23 year old single mother to a toddler, living in a flat in the town centre, Southend on Sea. I have worked in retail, management, and for the past three years, the public ...
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For that matter, see also: it’s the girlfriend in whose house she was living and who dumped her’s fault she had to quit the fire service! Here’s the evidence!!!View attachment 2880143Tho her tricksy wording makes it seem like this is her son’s dad she’s on about. AND that she had no family close. This is when she came back from maternity in Sept 2011, was dumped in Oct 2011, had to move out of the home owned by her partner and in October 2011 immediately SPITE-flounced into the £725 a month luxury exec apartment and then SPITE-flounced out of the fire service mere weeks later in mid-November, while already “off sick with stress.
Everything she ever does, up to and including these past few days, is to stick it to someone else “I’LL SHOW THEM!!!”
I’ll say it again. What a bleep.
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She can’t swim, so just the Tufty Club membership on guest’s CV.
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