CocoCottesmore
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It's at times like this, at the end of a thread particularly, that I miss @Livia Fantasy
That when she was larping as a scampering urchin for Old Harold, probably same reason for that Toni and Guy hate-cut.That “cute as a tiny shiny button” shite always makes me want to hurl my phone through the fucking wall.
Shut up Jack, you utter simpering moron.
BiB vali i <3 uIf it is her, she’s only posting that bollox there for speculation here. Shes missing the attention.
She was very much giving off her Wealthy Sugarmama-chasing vibe last year, what with her BUTCH AS HELL check shirts (was that last year?! She’s so bloody dull I forget) and her interesting curry’s/greenbelt hairdos. Plus she’d have called him her OH or husband or affianced or whatever. Nothing so prosaic as a boyfriend.
And if she has moved into the one bedroom flat (I sleep on the sofa), we all know it’s a two bedroom flat and you don’t, you fucking charlatan. And I hope all the paint blisters off your Tiffany blue front door and all your hydrangeas move to the neighbors’ house.
ETA I don’t like her.
Yeah, photography, completed it Pal. Mate,Her comment about the "closed Southend arts scene" winds me up.
Most industries are closed to some extent because patronage exists everywhere and people tend to like working with people who look and think like them.
However, education is one way to create access -- you have a much better chance of breaking into whatever scene if you have a relevant qualification. And, in the creative industries, gaining a qualification also means you'll have had critical feedback on your work from people skilled and experienced in the field. There's no downside to this and there is a wealth of educational opportunities at all levels, from local colleges to adult ed to universities.
If guest wanted to be a photographer, why didn't she go to college and learn about it?
Of course, education is only a piece of paper if it's not matched by dedicated, focused work.
Guest is very arrogant and entitled if she believes neither education nor hard work applies to her. She can fuck right off.
Poseidon's trident merged with an eel spear. Still unlikely to be what Jack was waffling about or trying to get at.View attachment 2876158According to the internet this thing is a fishing gig. Who fucking knows what Jack is talking about.
Yes, I just updated it for current guest lolDidn’t we have a thread title a bit like this a while ago
I agree with you re Jack, but surely her parents weren’t happy with her leaving school with few qualifications or prospects. From everything we know about them they’re the type who want/expect their children to ‘do them proud’. I can’t believe they didn’t try to get her to stay in education, even if it was vocational rather than A levels.Because she’s a narc and it’s everyone else’s fault. Redoing them would mean taking some responsibility and of course if she failed them again it would show she’s not actually as clever as she thinks she is (not at all).
I know someone who blames his mother because he failed his a levels. All because she kept him in his private nursery and he didn’t go to school nursery for his half days (in the 1970s when we didn’t do much more than play). It’s narc behaviour.
Well, they pretended to have seen her then went very quiet when it sounded a bit suspish and they were challenged …Nah someone saw her walking about recently didn’t they. You’d notice someone of that height pregnant at 5-6 months esp a second pregnancy
And of course the next line is dripping from a dead dog's eye, which given Jack's history with animals...Yellow-matter custard?
Semolina pilchard?
What is happening here they look a bit like undercooked cookieshow very dare you, that potato is DISABLED. monkeys!
I thought it might be fun to revisit the dire potatoes so I took myself off to thread 404. but I got distracted by yorkshires. We all know the "cracking" hockey puck yorkshires
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and the hockey puck with embedded dog turd ones
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but I hadn't heard the hilaaaarious story of the ones that fail when she makes them for someone else's husband that she shouldn't be flirting with
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if the top one is a cracking one in her opinion then what the fuck must the failures look like? post it notes? communion wafers? do they exist in only two dimensions?
also how can you fail at a Yorkshire? I mean literally it's possible as the above 2 pics prove, but I mean how can you be so fucking stupid? you're a cook. they're incredibly simple and easy to make. you should understand how they work and if you don't there's 10 million free resources to tell you. I'd find it harder to make those weird pale pastry cases than a proper Yorkshire.
as for the idiotic comment about the kids dad: think maybe his are only as bad as hers ( how could they be worse) but she has cognitive dissonance and can't see it. she looks at hers and sees lovely puffy browned successes. she's beyond help
also this utter cringe was on theat thread
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chatting pony
bet yo ass I'm gonna
I am scarlet with secondhand embarrassment from two years ago. Oh my god
I AM THE WALRUS! Coo-coo-chi-choo!"I am you, I am you, and I am you"
Ok, cool.
But thankfully, Jackie, I will never be you.
Ya fanny
the radical socialist landlord Caf?do we have any evidence she’s working at Big Dave’s community caf?
Or Nik NaksToes like monster munch.
Only way she’s getting someone down the aisle…That's what she'd be called if she went on MAFS.....
I thought Penis Beaker was unmasked as being the work of a troll?
I don’t care if Mexican House Thief is fake, it’s a great tale.
centre Parks as a code for bum sex is Simon Harris level. Can’t be arsed to investigate the poster who started that thread, but their sentence structure was a bit Cack.
Europa League, innit. My mid-weeks are free this season 🫠As for Jack...it isn't Tuesday bu some quirk of time and she's gone on one? Or is Thursday/Match Nights the new Tuesday?
Thoughts and prayers . . .I've just got changed to go out and do a bit of gardening... I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror in my woolly hat with my hair tucked inside and my reading glasses on and thought...omg I'm Burglar Bill Jack!
It’s nearly ready, look! There’s a two year old TWEET on there and everything. https://www.vimesbootsindex.co.uk/I am still slightly curious how she will address the VBI issue if asked. It's been nearly ready a couple of times. Obviously nobody really cares but a lot of money was bunged in her direction because of it.