And she's the figurehead of poverty, apparently. No fucking wonder everyone thinks it's just shits and giggles
And she's the figurehead of poverty, apparently. No fucking wonder everyone thinks it's just shits and gigglesGoddddd she's u n b e a r a b l e. Cheap white bread, cheap toffees, cheap sausages, CHEAP BOURBONSSSS. Edge lording to all the middle class morons who lap up her tweets. Ha ha she's so funny that Jack! Not even embarrassed to admit she buys the CHEAP stuff, tee hee!
My local Waterstones still has the same three, slightly battered, copies of Grifty Kitchen from a few weeks ago.View attachment 2877294
Oh dear, how sad, never mind. Grifty K is down to £5.48...this time last week it was £7.09
I love the way you added willingly because it suggests she’s such a thief she would genuinely try and steal your piss steam.I’m almost tempted to buy it. However if she even got 1p from me I would be fuming. I wouldn’t willingly give her the steam off my piss.
Piss Steam Soup (5p)I love the way you added willingly because it suggests she’s such a thief she would genuinely try and steal your piss steam.
FIFYPiss Steam Soup (5p per portion. Serves 74, generously)
Could you put a little mark on each one, dear heart, like Prince Harry taught you, to see if it's the same ones?My local Waterstones still has the same three, slightly battered, copies of Grifty Kitchen from a few weeks ago.
Yeah and I don’t even understand what point she’s trying to make here. All bourbon biscuits are cheap, that’s kind of their point. What other kind of bourbon biscuit is there? It’s not like Heston Blumenthal’s doing a hand fired valhrona ganache crumble bourbon sandwich biscuit for Waitrose is he?Goddddd she's u n b e a r a b l e. Cheap white bread, cheap toffees, cheap sausages, CHEAP BOURBONSSSS. Edge lording to all the middle class morons who lap up her tweets. Ha ha she's so funny that Jack! Not even embarrassed to admit she buys the CHEAP stuff, tee hee!
Don't give her ideas.Piss Steam Soup (5p)
If you're paying 3.5k a month for rent, getting the cheap biscuits doesn't represent budgeting. No one is impressed.Goddddd she's u n b e a r a b l e. Cheap white bread, cheap toffees, cheap sausages, CHEAP BOURBONSSSS. Edge lording to all the middle class morons who lap up her tweets. Ha ha she's so funny that Jack! Not even embarrassed to admit she buys the CHEAP stuff, tee hee!
There's ALWAYS a tweet, isn't there? Always.She has just been reminded on Twitter that she doesn’t drink milk due to a “fluctuating lactose intolerance” so drinking gold top milk by the pint probably isn’t a great idea.
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Completed it mateComments Club member: I saw the sun rise this morning.
Jack: Yes, a massive ball of flaming gas that travels on an orbit and appears in the west to shed its deliciously golden beams upon us all every day. I ran around on the beach once when it was shining down, I've never forgotten that.
She has just been reminded on Twitter that she doesn’t drink milk due to a “fluctuating lactose intolerance” so drinking gold top milk by the pint probably isn’t a great idea.
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But BUT if you buy the cheap tinned tomatoes for years, you too can afford multiple £100+ hats!If you're paying 3.5k a month for rent, getting the cheap biscuits doesn't represent budgeting. No one is impressed.
The "F*ck! that's quick & easy!" is making me hoot. Possibly because it's the exact opposite of what anyone who's ever paid Jack to do anything would say.Grifty has been such a runaway success that Amazon sells a bundle with it and three incredibly generic cookbooks that look like they’ve come from the dustiest bottom shelf in a branch of The Works.
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I mean, you know a cookbook is quality when it has no author name, stock photos on the cover, and word art style graphic design. That’s right Jack, your cookbook is on par with the Plant Based Cookbook For Beginners which was probably written by Chat GPT.
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