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Jack Monroe #568 Things Jack doesn't understand - Gaslighting, Gas heating, Gastronomy
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She doesn't deserve to have a dog. I sincerely hope Laurie is SB's and lives mostly at his dad's with him.
Is that the crappy bungalow's back garden? Colour me surprised she hasn't moved after the months and months spent banging on incessantly about 
selling all her stuff and downsizing
selling all her stuff and downsizing 
If I wasn't blocked I would reply "well I would but I'm still waiting for the VBI/my Kickstarter refund/ my patreon refund/ my Sue Lee refund so I can't "
I might have said this before on a thread but the funniest twitter beef I ever saw was between a cockney and a scouser when the scouser hit back with 'at least we didn't start the plague, that was you dirty bastards lobbbing your turds out windows.'
Christ, someone's swallowed 'Fearne Cotton's Happy Place' podcast
Guest with pets is the worst guest. That kitten episode haunts me.
Well now I'm going to be my fragmented and inglorious self today OUT OF SPITE
I knew the comments would be pithy and savage
Just saw this in my Xitter timeline and RAN here for the comments
Why today tho? Patreon due soon?
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Honestly she has nothing to say but NEEDS the oxygen of being on social media
I mean an aphorism like hashtag be yourself isn’t new or profound
She’s not planning a foray into the wellness / motivational space is she?!
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Is that an old pic? No bluebells or leaves on trees here yet.
Laurie Lou?
LJC.
LJC.
Short for Louisa I assumed …
I'm in the SE and have seen a few bluebells knocking about in the past week, but not sure the trees aren't really looking THAT leafy yet
I’ve had a walk in a cemetery this morning and there was lots of bluebells (north east).
My heart dog's middle name is Louisa, as it's a family name. bleeping Jack 
I always forget that 'Content isn't Content's real name
Huge admiration for the canal immediately starting to research the seasonal appearance of bluebells in the Southend microclimate.
Relaunching on a wave of “Our Mr Shnookums says woof” responses, is it?
Where’s your price index you bleeping chancer?
Where’s your price index you bleeping chancer?
Too early, too sweary, but oh so perfect.
Can confirm many bluebells are blooming here in Sussex.
Get that dog to a groomer and shut your bleeping Patreon, you oxygen-thieving scammer.
Get that dog to a groomer and shut your bleeping Patreon, you oxygen-thieving scammer.
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