Am not myself commenting on Leggy’s appearance because everyone has their own Harold-preferances, but didn’t Jack add to this comment that she’d said it jokingly to a friend? Which I had always read as her meaning she *didn’t* think Leggy was hot and was yet again putting down her partner.
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That quote is Allegra saying "holy tit, she's hot" about Jack. Presumably the photo in question had been facetuned to oblivion.
Sorry have caused a chaos! But Jack said something similar didn’t she - that she jokingly said to a friend that she fancied Leggy?
Did she Google her net worth then decide she was attracted to her?
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I yearn for the day that the Government crack down the unreglated use of money making platform. I think in order to use them there should be regulations in place to ensure that people subacribing or using them are getting what they pay for, whether its in the form of regular podcasts and or goods. If not then, the user has to refund and close it down. It should be treated as a business venture. If you dont put the work in then you have no business using it.
That article“I have cooked dinner forMARY PORTASCLAUDIA RODEN”View attachment 2674311The very same Claudia Roden who’s been a decades-long close personal friend of Leggy?! View attachment 2674312
She’s SUCH a fucken embarrassment to herself.
How We Met: Claudia Roden & Allegra McEvedy - 'Her Middle Eastern book
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This still might be my favourite thing she’s ever written. If you knew literally nothing about her, it just sums her up so perfectly.
Dear Mr Farrington, The Mail believes oral sex and Pringles give you cancer. Maybe you shouldn't believe what they write about me either.
Dear Editor, It appears that your correspondent P. Farrington in Tuesdays Letters page has fallen foul of the first rule of Common Sense and Decency that is, do not believe a word that...web.archive.org
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why she look like Kenickie from Grease in the smol photo?
Because she is icky and loves to boast about having a hickey in the drugstore.
Absolutely glorious. Just indicative of a wider problem around the truth and the media though: my Grandad has a tiny Wiki page for his time playing football during the second world war (he was a bricklayer so not called up to fight, instead rebuilding the damage from the blitz.) Yet whenever I have tried to add an official club picture of him to that page it is zapped off again by an overzealous moderator. Yet guest can go on tv, radio, do interviews with the newspapers and say anything and it is recorded as fact.
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They are so far behind it is unreal, have you had the same avalanche of online raffle sites spring up locally that I have? I shudder to think how many new gambling problems are springing out of them and I don't know how seemingly anyone can just start selling tickets and give away large cash prizes if the mood takes them.
I’m going to go out on a limb and say I think early twenties Jack was attractive. Not drop dead model gorgeous, not notice her across a crowded room beautiful, just averagely attractive. She had good skin and hair (regardless of the Tory wife cut), a decent figure and nice eyes (the dead shark came later). I can see why Leggy fancied her, and considering Leggy’s money and status I can see why Jack reciprocated.
Stumbled across a post from Oct 2022 when I was looking for something yesterday that he puts it on his Trustpilot profile, so it’s a fair assessment
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Was dedicated trades unionist and famous poverty campaigner Jack Monroe not at Southend’s Enough Is Enough rally today? Shocker.
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(Looked up the date to see how old she’d have been. This 2015 article says ut was 2007, so she turned 19 in March that year, Assuming it was an NY honor so early that year, but I’m clueless about that stuff)
So here’s what Jack claims to have looked/dressed like from 7-17 and here are photos of her from about 7 to 18-19
It’s not surprising that these days she looks like she’s in her 50s. She was surely at least 35 in this picture.
It’s not surprising that these days she looks like she’s in her 50s. She was surely at least 35 in this picture.
That’ll be where she got the idea from then. At this stage her whole backstory is basically a piece of I, Daniel Blake fan fiction. Her own twist being she puts a net curtain (or voile as she calls it, how very middle class) over the bubble wrap to hide it.
Oh duck me, no, noooooo, NOOOOOOO!!!!!! 
Timeline of this has just clicked.
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Jack in 2007
Timeline of this has just clicked.
🪦Jack in 2007
She was 19 here omg. If you take that awful fascinator off she looks like 43 year old admin assistant working for a small accountancy firm.Oh duck me, no, noooooo, NOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Timeline of this has just clicked.
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Just read that Kathleen Stock article for the first time, and the very first comment is so satisfying:
"...a lot of it looks less cost-efficient anyway. The part about washing the tomato sauce off spaghetti hoops and then reducing the sauce into tomato puree is about the stupidest idea, in terms of resource and energy use, that you could come up with. The tinned food is already the product of an energy intensive manufacturing process that has been carried out precisely so that the end user doesn’t have to do anything except warm it up. What is proposed in this instance is simply an energy-wasteful – and therefore more expensive – way to produce two disgusting meals out of a single edible one – but without actually increasing the total amounts of calories ingested anyway.
To put it in engineering terms, it throws away the embedded energy in the canned food. I’m sure we’ve all seen the online memes in which someone has employed their carpentry skills to make something useful out of an old pallet, well this is the reverse: making an old pallet out of a coffee table that you’ve just bought in a shop.
Idiotic."
I love factual take-downs so so much.
"...a lot of it looks less cost-efficient anyway. The part about washing the tomato sauce off spaghetti hoops and then reducing the sauce into tomato puree is about the stupidest idea, in terms of resource and energy use, that you could come up with. The tinned food is already the product of an energy intensive manufacturing process that has been carried out precisely so that the end user doesn’t have to do anything except warm it up. What is proposed in this instance is simply an energy-wasteful – and therefore more expensive – way to produce two disgusting meals out of a single edible one – but without actually increasing the total amounts of calories ingested anyway.
To put it in engineering terms, it throws away the embedded energy in the canned food. I’m sure we’ve all seen the online memes in which someone has employed their carpentry skills to make something useful out of an old pallet, well this is the reverse: making an old pallet out of a coffee table that you’ve just bought in a shop.
Idiotic."
I love factual take-downs so so much.
She fancied Leggy’s lovely big kitchen (that just like Leggy’s child has somehow become “hers”) that’s for sure.
Mither: Depending on when in “2010 or 2011” this thing that didn’t actually happen *happened* the “housemate” could well have been the partner she’d glommed onto and in whose home she was living rent free until they split in Oct 2011 whereupon Jack SPITE rented a £725 luxury apartment and then immediately SPITE quit the firephone.
In this somewhat different retelling of it, Jack and the
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"Valerie, 43, has been with Grift, Grift and Slop Accountants since we opened our first branch in 1982. Since then, she's become an integral part of the firm and our Mother Hen. As well as cooking the books she regularly supplies us with USB cakes and Thruppeny Crumblenuts for afternoon tea. She takes her role very seriously and often works 120 hours a week to ensure we're on top of our game. Away from work Valerie lives with her husband Harold and sons, Harold Junior and Darren. Darren is a plumber and Harold Junior is currently in Parkhurst. When asked what she loves most about her job she said with her usual comical, satirical twist "I'm exhausted - do you want me to stop breathing..?""
Can I pop this in the Aunty pat thread?
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