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I googled “E4 school of performing arts Jack Monroe”. Nada. *surprised Picachu face*
 
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I can't comprehend how many lies she's told. She says the thing she wishes were true and expects everyone to believe it. And you know, if you're the average person who doesn't utter every thought publicly, you probably can go through life reinventing yourself. But deliberately courting fame, and then telling your audience a load of easily disprovable and supremely embarassing lies?

I'd actually suffocate under the crushing shame of it all.
 
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She fancied Leggy’s lovely big kitchen (that just like Leggy’s child has somehow become “hers”) that’s for sure.

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Mither: Depending on when in “2010 or 2011” this thing that didn’t actually happen *happened* the “housemate” could well have been the partner she’d glommed onto and in whose home she was living rent free until they split in Oct 2011 whereupon Jack SPITE rented a £725 luxury apartment and then immediately SPITE quit the firephone.

In this somewhat different retelling of it, Jack and the housemate “friend”thought it quite hillllllarrrrrrrious/needless to say they had the last laugh (via email).
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WHAT A FUNNY STORY. JACK’S FUNNY STORIES.

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It will never not make me laugh that Jack spite-rented an executive apartment for over £700 a month (when she could've got one for £400 or lived with her parents) and then promptly started screeching about POORZ.

Also, I'm sorry but no teenaged woman is gonna point at a picture of Allegra and say 'she's bloody gorgeous'. No one. Jack is accidentally revealing her gold-digging ways

I’m going to go out on a limb and say I think early twenties Jack was attractive. Not drop dead model gorgeous, not notice her across a crowded room beautiful, just averagely attractive. She had good skin and hair (regardless of the Tory wife cut), a decent figure and nice eyes (the dead shark came later). I can see why Leggy fancied her, and considering Leggy’s money and status I can see why Jack reciprocated.
Maybe controversial but I genuinely think young Jack was beautiful (from certain angles anyway). I'm not the best arbiter or judge of beauty as I'm naturally ugly, from a long line of naturally ugly people, and have indeed gone on to spawn progeny with faces that only a mother could love.

We're not grifters though, and our gums aren't visible from the North Circular. So, there's that.
 
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Apparently, E4 School of Performing Arts was a short lived show broadcast in autumn 2007, where eight each of dancers, singer/songwriters and actors competed for scholarships to stage schools. Guest lists herself as a “singer/songwriter” involved with the programme in May 2007. Spot her here with the other singer/songwriters? Nope, me neither.
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Unless this is her amongst the dancers, next to the woman who looks like an escapee from BoSelecta?
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Apparently, E4 School of Performing Arts was a short lived show broadcast in autumn 2007, where eight each of dancers, singer/songwriters and actors competed for scholarships to stage schools. Guest lists herself as a “singer/songwriter” involved with the programme in May 2007. Spot her here with the other singer/songwriters? Nope, me neither.
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Unless this is her amongst the dancers, next to the woman who looks like an escapee from BoSelecta?
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Jeez these are the most 2007 pictures I've ever seen.

But at least we know where Jack got her flat cap fetish from.
 
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This is so telling, isn’t it? Not “I could never have dreamt that that gorgeous woman in that picture would one day be my fiancée”, but “I could never have dreamt that that kitchen in that picture would one day be my kitchen”. The avaricious, grasping, materialistic little turd.

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The palace awards presentation normally happens in the Summer of the year of bestowal or the Summer of the following year. Sometimes it can drag on for several years depending on the recipient’s availability. This was likely mid-2007 or mid-2008.
 
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Lads I've realised that her old twitter account is still on the way back machine as far as 2012! worry not though, pretty much all of it that's there is boring & anodyne - links to insta, links to recipes, the odd bit of showing off about being with the Legmeister, so nothing much worth mithering on

but I was intrigued by just how many times she tweeted. You can see the total number going up so quickly
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She then changed the account name to bootstrapcook

and carried on tweeting 10,000 times a year

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and then, whoops - they're all gone lol, presumably this is the Hopkins megadelete

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but she kep up the same pace in new tweets
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30 tweets a day is a lot, there are people out there that tweet a lot more , but not many of them also claim to do other work for 129 hours a week

Some bonus 🤢

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Just be bi! Most people are! It's great!
 
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Stumbled across a post from Oct 2022 when I was looking for something yesterday that he puts it on his Trustpilot profile, so it’s a fair assessment
QMLAN and getting hugely into the weeds here, but what a complete bleep she really is. If Dave MBE and Ev ordered a brand spanking new sofa from DFS Basildon in Nov 2021…
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That’s probably why in September 2022 they specifically told you before you even got there that they didn’t want your £2,200 content dog jumping all over it, just so you could get LOLZ and attention from squigs on Twitter
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squigs on Twitter had the last laugh
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ss @Justacatindisguise (we were full on chaosing within a much larger chaos of Marxist Socialist Landlordism notmyfanny and boulevaaarding at that time. That thread is bleeping BONKERS and has DI Burnside Jack, Rachel Dolezal Jack, all kinds of tit. She even posted this pic ss by @hooplifehero to PROVE she was at Ma and Pa’s 😂)
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There is an archived website for the E4 Scool of Performing Arts. In the list of students there is not one mention of a Jack or Melissa. She probably auditioned and got knocked back. But that's enough for her to claim involvement.
 
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Four years later, and we are all waiting for someone to reply to this. Someone, anyone.
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And this, from someone with sub-GCSE levels of spelling, grammar and punctuation.Yes, Jack, it is fury-inducing, especially from someone with “writer, author” in their bio.

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Lads I've realised that her old twitter account is still on the way back machine as far as 2012! worry not though, pretty much all of it that's there is boring & anodyne - links to insta, links to recipes, the odd bit of showing off about being with the Legmeister, so nothing much worth mithering on

but I was intrigued by just how many times she tweeted. You can see the total number going up so quickly
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She then changed the account name to bootstrapcook

and carried on tweeting 10,000 times a year

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but she kep up the same pace in new tweets
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30 tweets a day is a lot, there are people out there that tweet a lot more , but not many of them also claim to do other work for 129 hours a week

Some bonus 🤢

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Just be bi! Most people are! It's great!
OMG this errrr lewk is quite something to put in your profile. How in the name of fuckery is this a picture taken in 2014?!
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Life Magazine (1952): Young American Nun from a tiny town in the rural Midwest. Pictured in Africa spreading God’s love via the medium of prayer and basket-weaving.
 
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Also it's been noted before that many of the patreon commenters on the I'm Sorry post, despite saying they don't want rewards & are happy to support aLl ThE gOoD wOrK sHe DoEs, are now supporting 0 ( zero) creators on patreon, I never thought
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would be one of them lol
 
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Stumbled across a post from Oct 2022 when I was looking for something yesterday that he puts it on his Trustpilot profile, so it’s a fair assessment
This (somehow missed all this the first time around!) is also on that thread if you keep reading to the next page. Here’s Aunty Pat BUTCH SHAVEN HEADED Jack at 18-19 when Daddy got the MBE.
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(Looked up the date to see how old she’d have been. This 2015 article says ut was 2007, so she turned 19 in March that year, Assuming it was an NY honor so early that year, but I’m clueless about that stuff)
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It’s not surprising that these days she looks like she’s in her 50s. She was surely at least 35 in this picture.
Is this also when she was 'severely anorexic' and 'skeletal'?
 
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Imagine thinking this is a good advertisement for your cooking.
 
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