That's a face that is saying "get me my contract, and get it NOW"View attachment 2680138
Imagine thinking this is a good advertisement for your cooking.
That's a face that is saying "get me my contract, and get it NOW"View attachment 2680138
Imagine thinking this is a good advertisement for your cooking.
I say this as no great beauty myself, but referring to Allegra as gorgeous would be a lie too far for anyone.This is so telling, isn’t it? Not “I could never have dreamt that that gorgeous woman in that picture would one day be my fiancée”, but “I could never have dreamt that that kitchen in that picture would one day be my kitchen”. The avaricious, grasping, materialistic little turd.
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I reckon she was tweeting about getting a boyfriend in order to make Leggy insecure and get her to jump.But… you’d already met LJC by this point, cos you started sniffing around her net worth in March 2017 and you’d already made Sex Pasta for her by the time you posted this.
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You didn’t announce you were running for election til 20 April
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And if you’d already “got” the sea air “perm”, that was May you fantasist moron
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And you literally dropped out of running for election days after waving your arms in the air like this to show of your “perm” cos you were BEDRIDDEN with CRIPPLING ARTHRITIS and cos everyone wrote letters to your house saying “along the lines of” DIE, YOU witch! View attachment 2680129View attachment 2680130View attachment 2680131WHAT. A. bleeping. FANTASIST. Seriously, how does she even function in day to day life? Shut up, Jack. Oh wait…
(Sea air from @colouredlines and perm from @DianeAbbotsMojito. Baffling pointless lies and excruciating selfies from guest)
That would be it.Is this also when she was 'severely anorexic' and 'skeletal'?
*Louisa. Yep, agreed. Also, for some unfathomable reason Jack seems to have had the notion she was way above LJC/out of LJC’s league, so am sure there’s also an element of Jack keeping her options open to see if she could find a SugarmamaPapa she liked better (see: more famous than LJC and with more money)I reckon she was tweeting about getting a boyfriend in order to make Leggy insecure and get her to jump.
I’m ashamed to say I replied to one of these tweets in about 2018. Found it when I went back through my mentions searching her handle. The weird thing was I’d made a few of her recipes and 90% of them didn’t work? So why was I bum licking? Anyway I did a dirty delete Jack style and found the light in 2020 phew.Four years later, and we are all waiting for someone to reply to this. Someone, anyone. View attachment 2680094
And this, from someone with sub-GCSE levels of spelling, grammar and punctuation.Yes, Jack, it is fury-inducing, especially from someone with “writer, author” in their bio.
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At one point Wonkys full time job seemed to be supporting her on Twitter. How things change. Now she seems to have totally disappeared, embarrassed much you think?Also it's been noted before that many of the patreon commenters on the I'm Sorry post, despite saying they don't want rewards & are happy to support aLl ThE gOoD wOrK sHe DoEs, are now supporting 0 ( zero) creators on patreon, I never thought
would be one of them lol
That would be it.---SEVERELY anorexic from either 9 or 12 until either she got pregnant at 21 and instantly CURED it with pies or until she was 20 because of the FIRE SERVICE. Fucked up contradictory TL and evidence here
Jack Monroe #541 First do no honk
Here’s another one. A phrase that absolutely perfectly describes WAGS and Guest. Obviously "plagiarism" is another word she "her friend" doesn't understand . . .tattle.life
*Louisa. Yep, agreed. Also, for some unfathomable reason Jack seems to have had the notion she was way above LJC/out of LJC’s league, so am sure there’s also an element of Jack keeping her options open to see if she could find a SugarmamaPapa she liked better (see: more famous than LJC and with more money)
LJC isn't a celeb, is she? She might be successful and well-known among her peers in TV journalism but she's behind the scenes. And comes across as modest and unconcerned with fashion, social media and having her picture taken for the newspapers. She's more likely to be up early on a Saturday morning to cycle 100 miles than going out into the small hours, snorting coke in the club bathroom.That would be it.---SEVERELY anorexic from either 9 or 12 until either she got pregnant at 21 and instantly CURED it with pies or until she was 20 because of the FIRE SERVICE. Fucked up contradictory TL and evidence here
Jack Monroe #541 First do no honk
Here’s another one. A phrase that absolutely perfectly describes WAGS and Guest. Obviously "plagiarism" is another word she "her friend" doesn't understand . . .tattle.life
*Louisa. Yep, agreed. Also, for some unfathomable reason Jack seems to have had the notion she was way above LJC/out of LJC’s league, so am sure there’s also an element of Jack keeping her options open to see if she could find a SugarmamaPapa she liked better (see: more famous than LJC and with more money)
Yeah exactly that. Given what she brings to the table, Jack has a ludicrous level of entitlement about what she “deserves” in a partner. They need to have a tit ton of cash/lucrative job and be a property owner first and foremost, but also preferably someone IN THE PUBLIC EYE with connections who can open doors for Jack and keep her in the style to which she’d like to become accustomed.LJC isn't a celeb, is she? She might be successful and well-known among her peers in TV journalism but she's behind the scenes. And comes across as modest and unconcerned with fashion, social media and having her picture taken for the newspapers. She's more likely to be up early on a Saturday morning to cycle 100 miles than going out into the small hours, snorting coke in the club bathroom.
Am guessing that, in spite of her being older, a parent and a Peanuts cartoon character, Leggy was a more glamorous catch. And the lifestyle of a chef / restaurant proprietor is potentially more exciting to someone like Jack, with late nights, boozing and snorting, and celebs in your orbit.
It makes her look like Glen Bulb's weird sisteryou know the perm? the orange perm with the orange bra? i can't face quoting the pic as it just means people have to see it again.
She said she waited like 17 years for that perm. didn't someone comment saying they were a hairdresser and asking what type of perm it was because they'd never seen anything quite like it?
it always makes me laugh when i think of that. it's an underrepresented comment on here, i feel. especially when that photo has been shared so many times.
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