Jack Monroe #560 Publication cancelled

[Five hundred dogs]

Unless you're rich enough that all your clothes are cotton/linen/silk, tumble dryer fluff is mostly man-made fibres, which melts rather than catching light and contains toxic chemicals.

Hair also frizzles rather than burning. It might work if you had a duck ton of it I suppose, but it's not sustainable is it, unless you live in a commune of hair metal fans.

And the bubble wrap thing - I've tried that in my bathroom, which is an extension on my 1859 house and has no radiators or double glazing. It absolutely doesn't work.

Interestingly the published version of “Bubble wrap” is quite different. The woe is me I lived in a cold house bit is toned down, but not completely gone, this is Jack after all. However, a safety warning about cleaning and black mould has been added. It’s almost as if she’s never actually used bubble wrap as insulation before and had to be told it traps condensation…

 

[sloppyjax]

Kathleen Stock

Any details on this one.?

 

[CabalofBolorneaise]

Unless you're rich enough that all your clothes are cotton/linen/silk, tumble dryer fluff is mostly man-made fibres, which melts rather than catching light and contains toxic chemicals.

Hair also frizzles rather than burning. It might work if you had a duck ton of it I suppose, but it's not sustainable is it, unless you live in a commune of hair metal fans.

And the bubble wrap thing - I've tried that in my bathroom, which is an extension on my 1859 house and has no radiators or double glazing. It absolutely doesn't work.

As she will know from all the fires she saw, even manmade tumble dryer lint can go up like a light - that’s why tumble dryers are the most common culprit for non-cooking kitchen fires. Clean your lint traps Frauen and Herren, and never go out or sleep while your tumble drier and/or washer are running.

Mind you I’m not sure that knowledge was meant to be taken and used to deliberately light things on fire.

 

[Falkor]

Any details on this one.?

She wrote an article for UnHerd.

Jack Monroe: The acceptable face of poverty

Frugality has been turned into a middle-class virtue

unherd.com

 

[moldwarp]

Any details on this one.?

Queen Stock skewered Jack in an Unherd think piece. You can find it if you go on Unherd website and search Kathleen Stock articles (there aren’t too many).

I’d find the link for you myself but it’s in the wash at the moment! DM me your address and I’ll pop it in the post for you xx

ETA @Falkor is 344% less lazy than I am

 

[Naboo The Enigma]

Interestingly the published version of “Bubble wrap” is quite different. The woe is me I lived in a cold house bit is toned down, but not completely gone, this is Jack after all. However, a safety warning about cleaning and black mould has been added. It’s almost as if she’s never actually used bubble wrap as insulation before and had to be told it traps condensation…
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Well that's somewhat different to the original isn't it?
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As she will know from all the fires she saw, even manmade tumble dryer lint can go up like a light - that’s why tumble dryers are the most common culprit for non-cooking kitchen fires. Clean your lint traps Frauen and Herren, and never go out or sleep while your tumble drier and/or washer are running.

Mind you I’m not sure that knowledge was meant to be taken and used to deliberately light things on fire.

Very true - I stand corrected (I'm not guset and will admit that I am sometimes wrong)

 

[sloppyjax]

Thanks @moldwarp @Falkor KS definitely has a Frau vibe lol

 

[Yer_wha?!]

Couldn't share the link but I've just read an article on the Manchester Evening News website, journo on there all but nicking the quarterhack/20 quid a week shop

 

[Winthropp Tuesday]

No idea where this will land and apologies if another tenderstem has already posted, but this is *chefs kiss*

 

[CrushedIcePlease]

No idea where this will land and apologies if another tenderstem has already posted, but this is *chefs kiss*

AI Jack is back!!!

 

[nothanksbabes]

Unless you're rich enough that all your clothes are cotton/linen/silk, tumble dryer fluff is mostly man-made fibres, which melts rather than catching light and contains toxic chemicals.

Hair also frizzles rather than burning. It might work if you had a duck ton of it I suppose, but it's not sustainable is it, unless you live in a commune of hair metal fans.

And the bubble wrap thing - I've tried that in my bathroom, which is an extension on my 1859 house and has no radiators or double glazing. It absolutely doesn't work.

I'd give me left tit to live in a commune of hair metal fans.

 

[VielleFemme]

No idea where this will land and apologies if another tenderstem has already posted, but this is *chefs kiss*

They've made her a bit too skinny and tough- looking for my liking.

Too much Tank Girl, not enough Sideboard Frump.

 

[houseofhoop]

She wrote an article for UnHerd.

Jack Monroe: The acceptable face of poverty

Frugality has been turned into a middle-class virtue

unherd.com

This gets better each time I read it

 

[Mrs Peel]

Just popping in to add to the list of people who have her number.

Us. THE CANAL.

We see you, guest xxx

 

[Lazarus]

Interestingly the published version of “Bubble wrap” is quite different. The woe is me I lived in a cold house bit is toned down, but not completely gone, this is Jack after all. However, a safety warning about cleaning and black mould has been added. It’s almost as if she’s never actually used bubble wrap as insulation before and had to be told it traps condensation…
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In I, Daniel Blake, he puts bubble wrap on the windows.

 

[nothanksbabes]

She wrote an article for UnHerd.

Jack Monroe: The acceptable face of poverty

Frugality has been turned into a middle-class virtue

unherd.com

Ahh Kathleen Stock, actual real life lesbian and feminist and academic, no surprise she clocked Jack as the charlatan she is.

 

[Valiofthedolls]

This gets better each time I read it

The best part was Jack having a tit fit about Kathleen Stock calling her this

ETA ss @zetta buttons and Jack’s conniptions start here.

Jack Monroe #452 Pulped Fiction

Morning ninnies - working from home today thanks to a: it being Friday and b: my youngest puking up what looked like a Jack recipe at about 4am 🤮🤮🤮🤮 Will get some photos of GK a bit later on, but to kick start your day, there's a fresh article ripping the pics out of her, and I swear the author...

tattle.life

Didn’t seem to mind it when it was being used all over the place to blow smoke up her lying arse tho.

Spoiler

 

[FunnyFuneral]

There's still time, Tenderlo. Patience is a virtue, good things come to those that wait, never too old for a clout 'round the ear. Maybe not that last one, I don't want to be accused of inciting violence towards our Jack.

No one even voted for Jack in the Celebrity Death Pool 2024, that's how evil troll inciting we are, or how irrelevant she is. There was someone who wanted to vote for Larry the cat, disqualified. We are all so mean

 

[CrushedIcePlease]

The best part was Jack having a tit fit about Kathleen Stock calling her this
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Didn’t seem to mind it when it was being used to blow smoke up her lying arse tho.
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Was this one of the walls she wasn’t allowed to paint?

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

Jack had to bubble wrap the crappy bungalow

(2022)