I can't stop staring at this. It geniunely looks like she photoshopped Barack Obama's hair onto herself. Surely not 
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I was a pop tween and a rocker/emo/ goth teen. Then i grew up. I wore a lot of black, went to dodgy rock clubs ( underage, because i was tall and the bouncers didnt care too much about id and i used my sisters birthday if they asked. and listen to rock music. I also attended the local bapsite church on a monday because my mates and people from school hung out there for something to do.
I love this idea! Adding Dresserman to the list.
Also left home (age may vary) worked for several years in Asda, a chip shop and a night club in her knickers. Obtained a stalker or three, had series of housemates from a range of nationalities that taught her cooking, became a photographic model, poet, songwriter, and artist. Sadly the £5 book tokens had dried up.
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High. end. Clothing. Brands. More like Jack is interested in attaching High-end Clothing Brands to her, by wearing them badly.
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And Trifle Defender - I know there are critics of her subtweeting, but remember that the subtweets came only after direct comments and advice on Jack's blog had been ignored.
Why does she look like Rory Stewart?
for both ss
My baby toe can model better than her 
I doubt Susan’s got huge trotters like guest
But I don’t want to be that! We are a non hierarchical world 
community! See! Here are the upside down fraus softly gently meticulously snoozing while all the Brit/European based fraus are awake and cacophonously mithering. 
And on the flip side, here’s a reconstruction of what it looks like when the 
fraus and night owls are mithering while everyone else is a-slumber.
ETA again: sorry fraus just realized I’ve unintentionally made you look a bit like you’re hanging upside down somewhere in the San Andreas Fault with Kiefer Sutherland some time in the mid 1980s!
Worms,Michael Jack. You’re eating Worms.
fraus and night owls are mithering while everyone else is a-slumber.
fraus just realized I’ve unintentionally made you look a bit like you’re hanging upside down somewhere in the San Andreas Fault with Kiefer Sutherland some time in the mid 1980s!Worms,
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Look Susan’s got her own tv shows and free cruises, ok? She must be huge.
She’s not even non-binary ffs
Kathleen Stock
Dresserman!
Me too, i want to (redacted). They are just so bleeping awful. The hat, the pose, ughhhhh all of it. It gives me the same yuck as when you get carrot cake and instead of cream cheese icing it’s basically whipped margerine on top.The Shelby / Perky Blinder / awful posed photo tweet cringes me out sooooooooo badly I can’t even explain
Ariel
In the replies to the above tweet.
How long you got, squig? Actually, this won’t take long. The answer‘s “nothing”.
Andy Lynes had the measure of her.
I know she’s just a complete catalogue of cringe but this one hits differently and it’s so hard to explain but you’ve basically hit the nail on the head
Unless you're rich enough that all your clothes are cotton/linen/silk, tumble dryer fluff is mostly man-made fibres, which melts rather than catching light and contains toxic chemicals.
Hair also frizzles rather than burning. It might work if you had a duck ton of it I suppose, but it's not sustainable is it, unless you live in a commune of hair metal fans.
And the bubble wrap thing - I've tried that in my bathroom, which is an extension on my 1859 house and has no radiators or double glazing. It absolutely doesn't work.
"I don't consider myself attractive, in any sense of the word"
Never a truer word spoken Jackie O
Never a truer word spoken Jackie O
“Traaaaaazers?? On a bird??!!”
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