Thank you @CabalofBolorneaise and @Witchfinder Sargeant for explaining that. I only have experience of the Scottish system. I keep forgetting that it was a civil case. It's still a ridiculous case and those resources could have been better spent elsewhere.
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She bakes them
She truly believes she zapped Hopkins but it just isn't true. Hopkins was never cancelled. She lost her Twitter account a couple of years later but that was nothing to do with Jack and the court case. It was after posting a series of particularly disgusting tweets (even by her standards) she got booted.View attachment 2677982
stick a fork in me please @FunnyFuneral
Ps re Hopkins - jack may have pretended not to be smug about it, but she definitely was smug about it
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Hopkins never went away, she got even more popular. She had a long running American tour doing public speaking and got lots of work as a pundit on American TV during Trump's election campaign. Bible belt US bloody love her and she's incredibly popular. See also France, Israel and bizarrely India.
The Shelby / Perky Blinder / awful posed photo tweet cringes me out sooooooooo badly I can’t even explain
“holy tit, she’s hot”
She is not attractive at all. I don’t get it. Leggy is one of the people I’d love to do a thread 31 moment. She’s the one person I can see not going along with Jack’s narc bullshit.
Jack’s teen years were…busy. We are supposed to believe that between the ages of 12 and 19 she was a severe anorexic, a highly trained ballet dancer, a brown belt in some martial art or other, a Sunday school teacher, a skinhead, a bookworm, a tearaway who stole a scalpel from school to use as a weapon, an X Factor auditioner, a chess bae and, lest we forget, a shell and a husk.
Now people change a LOT in their teenage years and they defo try out new identities which they often cycle through and discard very quickly. But they usually follow a psychological theme, or have some throughline. But this lot? I just don’t get it.
Just having a little grunk, so apologies if these names have been added-
Big D, MBE
Ma Ev
Her son's dad.
They all must have known what was going on
In all seriousness though, that was what? November 2015? I bet it was this one where the month before, Jack’s clearly attempting to gaslight everyone into thinking she’s 16-17 here.
happen in early 2000s Southend
Please don't call me A Girl Called Jack. I have something to tell you.
First published in the New Statesman on 20 October 2015. If you are a journalist or other media outlet, please scroll to the bottom of this piece and read carefully. “URGENT: Legal warning: Jack Mo...
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In fact, admittedly based on nothing more than her looking like she’s in her 20s here, her “new series of images” and her “shaven headed Chicago”pic, am a tad suspicious of the two pics below.
Might they have been taken in a shoot with her and “poppyseed photographer pal” as part of the very same series of images?
(Here’s what Photographer Jack was up to at the time/at 20-21)
thanks as always to @Mr Krabs for braving Undelete and returning with the sticky carpet bartender.
Might they have been taken in a shoot with her and “poppyseed photographer pal” as part of the very same series of images?
(Here’s what Photographer Jack was up to at the time/at 20-21)
thanks as always to @Mr Krabs for braving Undelete and returning with the sticky carpet bartender.
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NONE. OF THIS. HAPPENED. I am actually clutching my face with embarassment. Why is she so clueless about 1. life and 2. other humans that she cannot make up a plausible lie? Instead she's written herself into an episode of the Fast Show. Suits you, sir.
Didn't we all wear men's/boys' clothes in the early 2000s? Where I'm from we were all in tracksuit bottoms, trainers and hoodies 100% of the time. She truly thinks she inhabits some 1950s Enid Blyton world where she's a rebel and not a bleeping boring, frumpy Bon Marche botherer.
It's occasionally been mithered about that Jackworld is a curious timewarp land where hairdressers are scandalised by women asking for short styles and where passers-by can sense children born out of wedlock and publically shame the mother for her vile immoral ways.
Oh look, she even has a cap on…
I must say, I'm more of a laughing on the inside while my face looks absolutely deadpan kinda gal, but Peppermint Patty makes me burst out laughing every time
Has anyone mentioned Big Chocco and Ev as well.
Probably useful to have a list of those who saw right through her. And her subsequent attempt to vilify them online.
I give you Chris Giles
I give you Chris Giles
You missed out the lyrics-doodling Hole (Courtney Love’s Band) mega-fan in fishnets and black eyeliner, the AmDram aficionado/understudy narrator in Joseph and his amazing Technicolor Dreamcast who was ALWAYS the lead in school plays, the loner who preferred books to parties, the wild SoCo downing teen drunkard who got her start at 14 (and was subsequently hoisted over a taxi driver’s shoulder) the rebel but in a quiet bookish way, the Dolcelatte and Walnut-inspired Enfant Robouchon of school cookery lessons, the bunker of school, and finally, the lover of Coronation Chicken-fueled 14 mile round-trip yomps.
While also being a shell and a husk.
Kirsty Strickland and Laura Waddell - the Scottish journalists also took her on.
BiB thread title nomination
That needs to be a honey badger on the right.
Honestly, Jack, I'm scarlet for you hun.
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