Jack Monroe #560 Publication cancelled

[griftalo]

The memoir's been cancelled?? NOOOOOOOoooooooooOOOOOOO

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My eyes are bad atm and I was wondering why Luke Unabomber was having a sandy meltdown at first. Who is that?!
I’m having big catch up… I’ve missed loads

 

[Madonna_Claws]

Guest, Fatty Harris, Wankskiiii… Do they put grift in the water in Essex alongside fluoride?

Shame Swindon isn't in Essex..

 

[griftalo]

She’s such a manipulative bleep. Give them the same hair and chronic depression and severe anxiety and panic looks an awful lot like (equally faked and fictional) LIFE BEYOND MY WILDEST DREAMS year long sobriety
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Also “Be kind (to me) always, I on the other hand will incite my most rabid followers to pile on and doxx people with tiny accounts at even the slightest hint of not blowing smoke up my arse” PS I’m SEVERELY anxious, here is my PayPal.

duck OFF, Jack.

This photo always says to me “this is what sociopaths look like”.

 

[Shimmering]

This says a lot, doesn’t it. It’s not the fact that they only cost £6 (even though we all know they didn’t), it’s that, despite constantly being on the verge of eviction/starvation/bankruptcy, she spent good money on shoes that she had no use for.

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While also depriving someone else of them, who might have needed them and worn them more often. Nah, guest needs to hoard them in a cupboard for 3 years.

Much like the yellow sticker bargains that disappear into her three freezers never to re-emerge.

Yellow sticker chicken livers. We barely knew ye.

 

[griftalo]

Screenshot from @rage naan on page 4.

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Why is her T shirt hanging like that? What has she done to the hem and why is everything pulling to one side?

This is so bleeping annoying. Lol.

Also look how hard she’s tensing her arms.. look I am muscles after all 🥱

 

[It’s The Truman Show]

Screenshot from @rage naan on page 4.

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Why is her T shirt hanging like that? What has she done to the hem and why is everything pulling to one side?

This is so bleeping annoying. Lol.

Just me taking many many pics of myself

 

[HotesTilaire]

Yeah, it's standard in media, law and politics, but at least in music and sport the playing fields used to be more level (to use a chinless Henry expression haha). Which is why it's so disappointing that someone who actually made it across that gap turns out to be a massive liar and grifter. Is that what it takes to actually make it into their club? It's sad.

It’s ok, she isn’t really working class.

 

[moldwarp]

Why and when did the Guardian column dry up?

it was meant to be a series but got pulled after the first one. When your read the comments you’ll see why

Max, 19, hits the road

Meet Max Gogarty - 19, from north London, spends his money on food, booze and skinny jeans, writes for Skins in his spare time. He's off to India and Thailand to have a good time, and you can join him in his weekly blog

www.theguardian.com

 

[Lobster Johnson]

it was meant to be a series but got pulled after the first one. When your read the comments you’ll see why

Max, 19, hits the road

Meet Max Gogarty - 19, from north London, spends his money on food, booze and skinny jeans, writes for Skins in his spare time. He's off to India and Thailand to have a good time, and you can join him in his weekly blog

www.theguardian.com

Going to treat myself!

 

[Claymorekick]

Having watched the Masked Singer, it is 100% not Guest as Airfryer...unless she has been hiding a great singing voice all these years. And we all know that she would never hide any talents if she actually had any

 

[griftalo]

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@rage naan R U OK hun? U gotta stop torturing urself lik dis babes. 4get bout Fat Scam + her slop gun. Its jus fraus 4eva babe. We got ya back hun. Dat jazzy shoo snek iz bad 4 ur mental elf. xoxoxoxo

What size shoe does she wear? I feel like my feet look big enough but hers look huge (I’m 5’9 and an 8.5-9/eu42.5) I’ve said it before but do we actually know?? She must be at least 7.5, those shoes look like canoes.
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I miss the Tuesday chaoi. Good times good times.
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Just dropped in on the Mumsnet thread, and there is a post this morning about a thread about bread. As I read it, it reminded me of the sorts of escalations guest used to be capable of on the Hellsite.

Anybody know if there is an American version of Mumsnet where she might be hanging out these days to get her narc supply?!

Babycenter? There’s been remarkable similarities to some stories she’s told and things I posted on there many years ago so it wouldn’t surprise me.

 

[Mr Krabs]

Isn't it the 2 year anniversary of the Vuvuzela Barrage Interlocutor announcement soon? Maybe she's timing the big reveal for then?





Aud's looking well x

How dare you. Jack is working hard on the VBI and you can see the fruits of two years of labour on the official website for the Vines Boots Intdex: https://www.vimesbootsindex.co.uk/

When is it officially VBI day? Can we have hats?

 

[Five hundred dogs]

A thought just occurred to me, maybe she’s taken the core members of the comments club off to a private discord. She could easily set it up so she has total control of who gets to join and no pesky trolls can lurk. It wouldn’t give her the exposure of xitter, no more loving messages from mom, but she would be getting her narc supply without anyone questioning her.

 

[DinosaurSenior]

She's probably on a private island having her feet massaged by wonky butterfly or some other loon

 

[whatisityoucan'tface]

Screenshot from @rage naan on page 4.

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Why is her T shirt hanging like that? What has she done to the hem and why is everything pulling to one side?

This is so bleeping annoying. Lol.

wait, wat...

I just found out about a website where you can ask an Icelandic horse to walk on a keyboard to write your 'out of office' message and they were making more sense than this

Spoiler: cos you'll all be fewmin if I don't link it won't you

OutHorse Your Email

Disconnect from work and let the horses of Iceland reply to your emails while you are on vacation. (Seriously)

www.visiticeland.com

 

[Lobster Johnson]

A thought just occurred to me, maybe she’s taken the core members of the comments club off to a private discord. She could easily set it up so she has total control of who gets to join and no pesky trolls can lurk. It wouldn’t give her the exposure of xitter, no more loving messages from mom, but she would be getting her narc supply without anyone questioning her.

Naturally, they’ll be paying subs

 

[Cookiecookie]

Charity shops have experts who know what stuff is worth now, don't they? So they don't sell stuff that retails for this much for 50p?

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My mum volunteers at one, and they have a special online department where they send the good stuff. They know their brands - even if they do try and flog Kmart tit for more than what they sell it for themselves...

 

[CabalofBolorneaise]

A thought just occurred to me, maybe she’s taken the core members of the comments club off to a private discord. She could easily set it up so she has total control of who gets to join and no pesky trolls can lurk. It wouldn’t give her the exposure of xitter, no more loving messages from mom, but she would be getting her narc supply without anyone questioning her.

There’s something keeping the Patreons subbed I’m sure and this would make a lot of sense.

 

[Jelly Bean]

Having watched the Masked Singer, it is 100% not Guest as Airfryer...unless she has been hiding a great singing voice all these years. And we all know that she would never hide any talents if she actually had any

I only watched as far as Airfryer due to speculation here
I think it's Andi Oliver, so still a veeeery slight link with guest after Hellman's.
Poor Andi.

 

[BlendedSlop]

I only watched as far as Airfryer due to speculation here
I think it's Andi Oliver, so still a veeeery slight link with guest after Hellman's.
Poor Andi.

And let's not forget that she (for some unknown reason) also had a front-row seat for guest's sideboard glamour shoot.

Poor Andi indeed.