Jack Monroe #558 I own a fridge! This is my cooker! Look at my rug! Look at my duvet!

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More handy hints, half of them boil down to “use a receptacle as a receptacle”.
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In the white heat of GK's downright dangerous "hacks and tips" infliction upon launch to an unsuspecting public, I feel insufficient attention was paid to this "Jars and their lids" section. Bram Stoker's Renfield was chalking saner ramblings on the walls of his cell.
Meine Frauen und Herren, I give you: pop a photograph inside a jar, screw on the lid, and voila! Instant picture frame!
 
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Just had a look at her blog, and the only comments she replies to are ones about how to donate to her tip jar
 
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I've been browsing the Mrs gloss group. I'm sure all of it's been posted/ mithered over before, but I'd not seen some of these horrors ...

Lol she looks like Adam Ant
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They mean shopping addict as you well know

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No you can't
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A flower crown?? Wtf. Also Adam Ant again. And yeah in an emergency I too always buy the largest most impractical option. As if boots at the station even has these enormous things
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Please compliment me on my Halloween costume

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More home rearrangement nonsense

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I NEED ATTENTION
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Even her "oh that? That's just my diary" oh so casually used as a background is full of bitching about being exhausted

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There aren't really words for this one

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presumably the aim was "sexy" but it's come out more "very pissed"

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why are all of her posts showing off about doing talks & being on TV? Seriously what a wet sponge of a person

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I've been browsing the Mrs gloss group. I'm sure all of it's been posted/ mithered over before, but I'd not seen some of these horrors ...

Lol she looks like Adam Ant
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They mean shopping addict as you well know

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No you can't
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A flower crown?? Wtf. Also Adam Ant again. And yeah in an emergency I too always buy the largest most impractical option. As if boots at the station even has these enormous things
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Please compliment me on my Halloween costume

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More home rearrangement nonsense

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I NEED ATTENTION
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Even her "oh that? That's just my diary" oh so casually used as a background is full of bitching about being exhausted

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There aren't really words for this one

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presumably the aim was "sexy" but it's come out more "very pissed"

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why are all of her posts showing off about doing talks & being on TV? Seriously what a wet sponge of a person

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God it’s no wonder they told her to shut up and stop hogging the page. She talks about herself like some historical item of incredible rarity and interest to people instead of the smelly hoover bag that she is.
 
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I've been browsing the Mrs gloss group. I'm sure all of it's been posted/ mithered over before, but I'd not seen some of these horrors ...

Lol she looks like Adam Ant
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They mean shopping addict as you well know

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No you can't
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A flower crown?? Wtf. Also Adam Ant again. And yeah in an emergency I too always buy the largest most impractical option. As if boots at the station even has these enormous things
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Please compliment me on my Halloween costume

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More home rearrangement nonsense

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I NEED ATTENTION
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Even her "oh that? That's just my diary" oh so casually used as a background is full of bitching about being exhausted

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There aren't really words for this one

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presumably the aim was "sexy" but it's come out more "very pissed"

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why are all of her posts showing off about doing talks & being on TV? Seriously what a wet sponge of a person

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Absolutely loves herself. She's the type at parties that you count down the seconds to escape because all they do is talk, talk, talk, talk about themselves and never ask a question about you 🤢
 
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Do we still have a CC mole? Has she really been off x since she apparently let a few people join in October? Any other activity suspected? How literally locked up would she have to be?
Did an agent do the patreon fix and other selected deletes then?
(As for patreon I imagine she's waiting for the January/Feb annual renewals haul before even considering closing it)
 
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I've been browsing the Mrs gloss group. I'm sure all of it's been posted/ mithered over before, but I'd not seen some of these horrors ...

Lol she looks like Adam Ant
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They mean shopping addict as you well know

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No you can't
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A flower crown?? Wtf. Also Adam Ant again. And yeah in an emergency I too always buy the largest most impractical option. As if boots at the station even has these enormous things
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Please compliment me on my Halloween costume

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More home rearrangement nonsense

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I NEED ATTENTION
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Even her "oh that? That's just my diary" oh so casually used as a background is full of bitching about being exhausted

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There aren't really words for this one

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presumably the aim was "sexy" but it's come out more "very pissed"

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why are all of her posts showing off about doing talks & being on TV? Seriously what a wet sponge of a person

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tit a brick, the nonsensical turd polishing tit. “Rave Kitchen” Mrs Gloss version
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Rave Kitchen, actual. Aka Final Destination: Death by Misadventure/Big Chocco Daddy’s Aneurysm
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Translation: I have a first/second/third date with LJC, she’s minted and has a super impressive job but I don’t really like her that much, think I can do WAAAAY better and am ideally holding out for rich cock so I can get knocked up, therefore can’t really be arsed.
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Small mither (mitherette)
Do we still have a CC mole? Has she really been off x since she apparently let a few people join in October? Any other activity suspected? How literally locked up would she have to be?
Did an agent do the patreon fix and other selected deletes then?
(As for patreon I imagine she's waiting for the January/Feb annual renewals haul before even considering closing it)
I'm not in cc but this is one of her most recent likes back in August.
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I've been browsing the Mrs gloss group. I'm sure all of it's been posted/ mithered over before, but I'd not seen some of these horrors ...

Lol she looks like Adam Ant
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They mean shopping addict as you well know

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No you can't
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A flower crown?? Wtf. Also Adam Ant again. And yeah in an emergency I too always buy the largest most impractical option. As if boots at the station even has these enormous things
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Please compliment me on my Halloween costume

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More home rearrangement nonsense

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I NEED ATTENTION
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Even her "oh that? That's just my diary" oh so casually used as a background is full of bitching about being exhausted

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There aren't really words for this one

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presumably the aim was "sexy" but it's come out more "very pissed"

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why are all of her posts showing off about doing talks & being on TV? Seriously what a wet sponge of a person

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Yes, a flower crown. A flower crown and a clipboard.
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Well she’d already used “spangling” so why not go all the way?

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I don't think I've mithered over this before, but omg!! I know my periodic table of elements and it turns out Jack is about as familiar with that as she is with central heating mechanics...

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Any fancy clothes whitening powder you buy is an oxygen based bleach. The blue bottle supermarket stuff is sodium hypochlorite.

All bleach is interchangable... Is my aneurysm!
 
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I've been browsing the Mrs gloss group. I'm sure all of it's been posted/ mithered over before, but I'd not seen some of these horrors ...

Lol she looks like Adam Ant
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They mean shopping addict as you well know

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No you can't
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A flower crown?? Wtf. Also Adam Ant again. And yeah in an emergency I too always buy the largest most impractical option. As if boots at the station even has these enormous things
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Please compliment me on my Halloween costume

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More home rearrangement nonsense

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I NEED ATTENTION
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Even her "oh that? That's just my diary" oh so casually used as a background is full of bitching about being exhausted

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There aren't really words for this one

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presumably the aim was "sexy" but it's come out more "very pissed"

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why are all of her posts showing off about doing talks & being on TV? Seriously what a wet sponge of a person

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Her complete inability to apply eyeshadow repulses me. There's a million and one tutorials on YouTube she could follow, but why listen to anyone who knows what they're talking about when you can relentlessly talk about yourself? She's an absolute bleeping waste of organs.
 
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Isn’t the clipboard her insanely huge eyeshadow palette that she bought at the station (like you do)?
I REFUSE to believe this! ⬆ (Even tho I think you’re right 😞) 😂
The mithers through Mrs Gloss are always quite something, even when you think you’ve seen all that’s left to see. The one that @VeniVidiVicki incited back in thread 548 was mwwwwah! 💋
ETA from @Hold my beans
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I REFUSE to believe this! ⬆ (Even tho I think you’re right 😞) 😂
The mithers through Mrs Gloss are always quite something, even when you think you’ve seen all that’s left to see. The one that @VeniVidiVicki incited back in thread 548 was mwwwwah! 💋
ETA from @Hold my beans
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With Twitter, Facebook and Insta all deleted or locked down, where is she currently getting the attention she craves?
 
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