For me it's "soul singer." Alright Aretha, I'm sure those record company execs will be banging on your door any day now. But you'll probably miss them because you'll mistake them for bailiffs.
Jack Monroe #548 Recipes that come with a side of electrocution and burnt down house for pudding
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You and me both, Mancy Bops.
Jack Monroe #365 I suggest you delete your Tweet
Why is getting rid of a BBQ decluttering? Don’t they just stay outside on the patio? She could probably take it with her. Also she’s so sly saying “my freezer” like she now doesn’t have one. It’s neither a moral virtue nor a personality quirk to feel better when you’re not sitting like a dragon...
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These ones make me sick to the pit of my stomach ^^
Send casho to spend on my personal pitcher of Pimm's!
Oh my gosh what a truly horrendous outfit
I hate that outfit so much. It just screams wannabe cool mum type who has moved from London to Bristol and has a home filled with knick knacks from Oliver Bonas. The kind who buys birthday cards with a crudely drawn pair of breasts on the front and the caption ‘you’re the tits!’ for her mate Clare’s 40th. The type who spends the weekend taking her two long haired boys in second hand Frugi to tit festivals to eat £15 wood fired pizza and bop along to Scouting for Girls before heading back to the boutique camping section. I could go on but you get the idea.
ah yes, the kind who looks stressed on the bus whilst her kid kicks off and shrieks "but Mummy I want my pomegranate NOW"
I'm gonna go out on a limb here and speculate that bon vivant is yet another expression that she's heard and thinks sounds cool but doesn't actually understand. She's a bit like delboy with his 'petit pois rudders, petit pois!'
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Mange tout!
THAT'S IT!!!!
I've never seen the Tweenies, but that is the best ever description interpreted as a picture I've ever seen. She wears cartoon shoes! Or she wears her shoes in a cartoon fashion.
She is a proper knob head.
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Just been watching Pitch Perfect 3 this afternoon which has Ruby Rose in it - the very thought that Guest thinks she could be mistaken for her is just hilarious! Ruby is stunningly beautiful and talented. The only similarity is the hair (when Guest had that style briefly) and the tattoos 
I looked great when I was miserable living on cocaine and shiraz. Never been thinner, never looked better in clothes, first time in my life I didn't have a double chin. Before and after photos are performative social media narcissistic bollocks, which is her entire personality.I don't buy her drinking Vs sober pics (I know. Shocker). Drinking = no make-up hungover sadface? I can produce my pre-sobriety pics: I'm bleeping rat-arsed in them. The SM addicted selfie queen was necking a litre of whisky at home every night and never once posted a snap of herself with a lampshade on her head? Please.
I was with you right up to the bit where you suggest that Jack is in any way similar to Ruby Rose.Just been watching Pitch Perfect 3 this afternoon which has Ruby Rose in it - the very thought that Guest thinks she could be mistaken for her is just hilarious! Ruby is stunningly beautiful and talented. The only similarity is the hair (when Guest had that style briefly) and the tattoos
Her hair was a pound shop imitation, either that or Toni and Guy's head stylist was having a laugh.
As for the tattoos, they aren't even pound shop. It looks like someone with cataracts did them with felt tips.
Her next name should be Slop Malaprop.
Although if you look at Ruby Rose's Wiki page, there is a connection...Just been watching Pitch Perfect 3 this afternoon which has Ruby Rose in it - the very thought that Guest thinks she could be mistaken for her is just hilarious! Ruby is stunningly beautiful and talented. The only similarity is the hair (when Guest had that style briefly) and the tattoos
Somewhere in the back of my mind I remember guest blathering on about collecting shopping lists. Wonder where she got that idea from...
"Having formed the basis of an exhibition at the Art Workers' Guild in 2017, Shopping Lists documents a consuming fascination - of both Swenson's and her subjects' - providing an amusing, insightful and occasionally profound insight into the lives of ordinary Londoners."
https://www.theguardian.com/artandd...-fascination-ingrid-swenson-waitrose-holloway
"Having formed the basis of an exhibition at the Art Workers' Guild in 2017, Shopping Lists documents a consuming fascination - of both Swenson's and her subjects' - providing an amusing, insightful and occasionally profound insight into the lives of ordinary Londoners."
https://www.theguardian.com/artandd...-fascination-ingrid-swenson-waitrose-holloway
Well I meant they both have tattoos, wasn't suggesting their tattoos are comparable
It was before my time but that’s where I first came across her as I was a member when she joined. I discovered I was still a member to my delight when I joined the canal and collated lots of her posts.Can anyone point me to the thread where Mrs Gloss was first discovered please? I need aand a
Go for a wee first - it’s long
Jack Monroe #432 From £7.92 no refunds
Separated at birth? She’s spoken to Jesus and he says to give her your chip and PIN.
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Bib. Don't you mean a piss and a sandwich?
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