In so many of her " help me choose a makeup" selfies, she's already wearing about 3lb of slap
Jack Monroe #558 I own a fridge! This is my cooker! Look at my rug! Look at my duvet!
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Fell down a Gloss hole and found things that I'm sure you've all seen before, but were a brand new experience for my eyes.
Also ashamed to say that I also found a complimentary comment I'd made on one of Jack's posts, to which she'd replied in thanks. I think enough time has passed that I can forgive myself.
When we know better, we do better.
Unless we're Jack Monroe.
Also ashamed to say that I also found a complimentary comment I'd made on one of Jack's posts, to which she'd replied in thanks. I think enough time has passed that I can forgive myself.
When we know better, we do better.
Unless we're Jack Monroe.
Went looking for a Jack photo and noticed the tit shop is still up. Including the photos of vaguely threatening rusty knives.
I think she’s forgotten about it though as you can’t get a signed copy of Grifty.
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I think she’s forgotten about it though as you can’t get a signed copy of Grifty.
Set of 10 Assorted Postcards
A good mix of 10 postcards selected at random from Jack's collection - with approximately 30 different postcards available and a minimum of 4...
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@Lucy Aeroplane alluded to it, but no doubt from people she’s glommed onto in real life. Cannot even imagine the hell she’s putting them through.
Plus, unless she’s had her phones/tablets/laptops/Primitive Nokias blown up on the MOD beach, no way she isn’t scampering and scurrying winsomely across internet forums (forae?) posting about her Cotswold “hauls” and other nonsensical aspirational shite for claps and cheers. She couldn’t resist it as a Pov Campaigner, so would imagine she could go all in now as user P. Umble.
Just would be tricky for her not to announce the showoff posts of all four hundred ostentatious Christmas tree birds and gold sprayed eel trifle as being from “I, CELEBRITY JACK MONROE!”
Coffee grounds are hell on plumbing.
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She sure likes the verb "decant." She's decanted coffee grounds and now stuffing mix. Whatta poet.
This is what I'm wondering, though. She can't risk being Jack Monroe on any socials so if she's there, it's under another name. And being anonymous can't be anywhere near as intoxicating as she won't be able to get attention for selfies or all her amazing work and achievements. And, certainly, playing around online under another name isn't going to lead to more job opportunities to appear at festivals or publish any more of her brain musings.
I would imagine that even AA would be too dull for her without all the constant parallel public admiration she was used to receiving from Twitter. And even if she has found someone local to leach from, it also wouldn't be nearly as stimulating as her glory days as the poverty media darling.
Given her behavioural profile.where else could she be getting her fix for uncritical and admiring attention?
I don't know eff all about fashion, but surely anybody with
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Do those weird chat channels still exist on Teletext?!!
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Why the duck has she got a fried egg sweet on her face? Gimme CONTEXT!!
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Holy tit she's wearing the boots isn't she. I knew they weren't just for photos. Imagine cooking with one of those spoons after it had shared a space with those grubby plates
I know logic is pointless in guestworld, but honestly, is there a legitimate reason for hanging a cheese grater and whisks off the ceiling? Unless you never actually use them, ahem, ahem.
Is this the first sighting of inexplicable egg?
Apologies if this is a repost, but it seems maybe there WAS another book in her after all!
Whoever the poor fucker is, I pity them. I'll not lie, it delights me to think of guest being robbed of her narc supply because she's effectively in hiding, and what that must be doing to the scamming little toad, but I know narcs like her will latch onto someone else. Sadly, this could now be a real life person.
It’s hilarious the way she thinks nobody else exists outside one single forum/platform, so none of those Mrs Gloss peeps have access to tv and THE NEWSPAPER.
Jack Monroe, Mrs Gloss 7 March 2017
Jack Monroe IRL and plastered all over the media, 10 March 2017
Her hair looks like carrot flavoured fairy floss.
Rusty wire wool.
For me the gloss/pov jack era encapsulates the grift perfectly. You cannot argue with the timeline (which ran concurrently) of "I'm the poorest gal in the land" and "I just bought 500 lipsticks". I do think stunts like this gave her more confidence for later grifting, because she wasn't (publicly) caught out at the time.
Neil buchannan will be spinning in his grave( rip) spoiler he's nor dead unliks our Viv. Hes judt extrmemely pissed off!
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