Having never participated in a slop along I quickly, ahem,
obtained a copy of Grifty Kitchen to see what horrors I could make. I know we hark on about how awful her recipes are, but it’s so true. Look at this one, definitely a possibility for a slop along. Firstly the photo, why display it on a grubby, clearly un-ironed tea towel? Then the actual recipe itself, 300g of rice, what sort of rice? I know she has a thing about making “risotto” with long grain, but if that’s what you mean bloody say long grain. Then two stock cubes, again, what sort? I’d assume chicken or vegetable for this, but as it doesn’t say it could be beef or even fish. Then a quarter head of lettuce, okay, but what sort of lettuce? A quarter head of iceberg is going to be a completely different amount to a quarter head of little gem. At the end of all that you’re going to get a plate of (probably) long grain rice cooked in a random kind of stock with peas and lettuce. It’ll taste of sod all and have the texture of, well, hot lettuce and al dente rice
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. ETA, the photo features carrots, there are no carrots in the recipe. Editing myself fir a second time like a ninny, but she also tells us to put the rice and oil/spread into a cold pan together and heat it up. Okay, so I am a ninny, that photo is for a different recipe which my not at all pirated copy put next to the lettuce risotto. The grubby tea towel remark still stands though.