Don't know what you mean, she sounds as jober as a sudge.
Don't know what you mean, she sounds as jober as a sudge.This one? An absolute state. The world is far better without her scaremongering incorrect shite being broadcast
Her “presenting” is excruciating too. For UK-based fraus, here’s a grubby looking Jack slop slinging on not-Lorraine last spring. She’d been “waiting seven years” for this opportunity and this is what she did with itEvery time you forget what she sounds like, you can find an interview and still be shocked.
What an absolute melon.
The nails euuuurghhjhhhhhhHer “presenting” is excruciating too. For UK-based fraus, here’s a grubby looking Jack slop slinging on not-Lorraine last spring. She’d been “waiting seven years” for this opportunity and this is what she did with it
Jack Monroe's simple salmon noodles
As the cost of living rises, Jack Monroe shows us how to make a fab salmon noodle dish that’s as tasty as it is cheap - costing only 89p per head!www.itv.com
For those not in the UK for whom it doesn’t work
ETA fear not! Courtesy of @Yel at this link, (tinned) GOULASH FOR ALL!
Jack Monroe #298 Perhaps she would get a mortgage if she paid her taxes and didn’t spank money on rusty spoons
WE ARE A GRUBBY CESSPIT OF LITERAL TAXPAYERS We keep receipts too! *Taps sign*tattle.life
I haven’t had the stomach to listen to this before now. It’s made my skin crawl.This one? An absolute state. The world is far better without her scaremongering incorrect shite being broadcast
Lorraine Kelly: *tilts head and engages condescending tone for the viewers itv calls tower block Traceys* because you still need treats!I had assumed that the lump of pear/ USB port was just the only bit of pear that happened to show, and that the whole cake had bits of pear or inexplicable plug sockets through it, but noooooooooo, the pear is supposed to be blended to a slop
I think the caption writer made a mistake. Surely there should be a full stop after the word 'cheap'?View attachment 2621885View attachment 2621867View attachment 2621864View attachment 2621901Thst USB port is because the daft twat can’t work a blender properly!
Garlic 4p?? Can you imagine going to a greengrocer or supermarket and asking for one clove of garlic or ‘four penth worth kind sir’Her “presenting” is excruciating too. For UK-based fraus, here’s a grubby looking Jack slop slinging on not-Lorraine last spring. She’d been “waiting seven years” for this opportunity and this is what she did with it
Jack Monroe's simple salmon noodles
As the cost of living rises, Jack Monroe shows us how to make a fab salmon noodle dish that’s as tasty as it is cheap - costing only 89p per head!www.itv.com
For those not in the UK for whom it doesn’t work
ETA fear not! Courtesy of @Yel at this link, (tinned) GOULASH FOR ALL!
Jack Monroe #298 Perhaps she would get a mortgage if she paid her taxes and didn’t spank money on rusty spoons
WE ARE A GRUBBY CESSPIT OF LITERAL TAXPAYERS We keep receipts too! *Taps sign*tattle.life
Oh god, that’s reminded me of the ‘sausage toffee’Again courtesy of @Yel here at the link, the making of the pear meat-brick “cake” (aka per @Sideboard Bob The world‘s first ever cake with a USB socket). View attachment 2621846She looks so fucking grubby here in this vid.View attachment 2621885View attachment 2621867View attachment 2621864View attachment 2621901Thst USB port is because the daft twat can’t work a blender properly!
ETAJack Monroe #296 Over cooked, under cooked, pumbling free
Her other half must really really like her. That's all I can say, Because if my OH when we were dating invited me around for terrible food, lights out by ten and listening to podcasts on the regular and for them to spend alot of time and get increasingly wound up on twitter. I don't think I...tattle.life
From May 2022. She had form for bollock sausage “risotto” long before she started slinging sausage fat and water at air fryers for Curry’s. She was GRAVELY ILL (again). As was everyone else once they clocked this felony against foodstuffs.
View attachment 2621848View attachment 2621849Ss @heretoreaditall2019
Jeeeeeeeze she is off her faceThis one? An absolute state. The world is far better without her scaremongering incorrect shite being broadcast
That bit at about 1.52 where she slurs “Oh god, more expenses, Rrrrrrrrrrrrrr!” like a fucked off her face Poundshop Partridge.Jeeeeeeeze she is off her face
The comments are… somethingJeeeeeeeze she is off her face
"Tired and emotional" is an old journalistic euphemism for off one's face.The comments are… something
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