I think I’ve said this before but she looks like she’s forward rolled through a charity shop in Marylebone
Jack Monroe #548 Recipes that come with a side of electrocution and burnt down house for pudding
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I totally agree with this. My friend who had some kind of dealing with her said she’s tit with money. I think it goes a bit harder than just tit with money, like you say, it’s a shopping addiction.
Remember those picture books when we were kids where the page was split into 3, so there was say, a pic of a king, a frog and a jester etc etc in there on separate pages with their head and shoulders on the top part, the torso and arms in the middle and the legs and feet at the bottom? Then you could mix up the tops/middles/bottoms of the pages to great comedic effect and put a king’s head in a crown on a jester’s body with a frog’s legs and feet.
ANYWAY, this is what happens when Jack continues to Single White Female Leggy after they split by mixing and matching Leggy’s lewks, like so...
And gets THIS
That she is! She's also done a huge amount for children living in poverty via various charitable initiatives, many of which she funded from her own pocket. Jack could learn a lot from Dolly, although the idea of them being in the same room together brings me out in hives.
I think you have because I remember responding something like "with her ouchy shoulders, more like crumpled howling to the floor before being scooped up by 25 extremely close supportive friends"
Quite.
I admire Dolly P for many reasons, not least her Dollywood theme park which employs thousands in a deprived area of the country and her Imagination Library. Also, unlike guest, Dolly actually does do a lot of quiet work behind the scenes, supporting gay artists, Black Lives Matter etc in all sorts of ways, including supporting businesses owned by minorities in towns like Nashville.
And...obviously...Dolly has musical chops, and can both sing and write songs and understands the music biz so that she's not preyed upon by mercenary producers and such.
And... Dolly has had a decades-long marriage to the same person without posting every small detail of her life for clicks online.
Jack isn't in the same universe as Dolly and neither are most of us ordinary folk.
If you haven't already heard it, Trolley P, I highly recommend this episode of Soul Music:
BBC Radio 4 - Soul Music, I Will Always Love You
Written by Dolly Parton... sent stratospheric by Whitney Houston.
It's a treat.
I am inclined to agree. She’s (inadvertently) revealed over the years that SB is also in possession of some very expensive clothing, toys and games consoles. I suspect a lot of those came from Jack and she is just trying to enhance the pov cosplay and get sympathy donations by claiming she buys him a few beans - as well as not admitting what she does buy him because “SB and his new PlayStation 5, full Liverpool home kit plus goalkeepers shirt and massive Lego set”* screams “this was expensive” in a much more obvious way than sideboards appearing in the background does to a casual viewer.
*All stuff she’s revealed he has over the years, albeit maybe not in one go
I had one of the best meals of my life at Aunt Granny's in Dollywood. Top notch potatoes, too.
Can't remember where I heard her say it, but she said sometimes she watches him snoring in his La-Z-Boy and considers telling Jolene to come get him
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Dollywood Theme Park | Aunt Granny's Restaurant
Named by USA Today as one of the top-10 best theme park restaurants in the country, Aunt Granny's has been a Pigeon Forge staple since opening in 1986.
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Big D and Ev don’t seem to have much to do with him, but they may contribute to some.
I still think the volume of it all indicates Jack is buying him more than she implies, every pic of him bar the tiny tot ones he’s basically head to toe in branded gear, I’ve seen numerous football shirts that I’m sure are genuine not market specials, she’s mentioned expensive Lego and unless he’s carting his PS and Xbox consoles back and forth between hers and his dads he’s probably got two of at least one of them plus the boxes with all the games she’d posted when she was “moving”. He’s got a lot more stuff than she admits and I don’t think any of the pics she’s claimed are of “his” room are - I bet his room is hidden purposely because one look would make it obvious there’s been a lootttt of money in that household.
One more thing in the plus column for Dolly. She's bloody funny.Can't remember where I heard her say it, but she said sometimes she watches him snoring in his La-Z-Boy and considers telling Jolene to come get him
Unlike you-know-who.
I'm yearning to visit Dolly's neck of the woods for a proper road trip. Sadly low funds mean I'll more likely be visiting the attractions of the Southend Pier one of these days....
That menu sounds so goodI was there 15 years ago, and the menu is almost unchanged. Just goes to show...Dollywood Theme Park | Aunt Granny's Restaurant
Named by USA Today as one of the top-10 best theme park restaurants in the country, Aunt Granny's has been a Pigeon Forge staple since opening in 1986.
Unlike anything that boring, beige blundercunt makes
This is the fundamental problem for her now, if it’s true. She can never properly admit and resolve her issues because she’s funded her compulsion with a horrible, parasitical, societally-alienating grift.
It would also give Jack one up on SB's dad if she were throwing expensive stuff around for him, which would entirely fit with her character as we know it.
She's all about appearances so it makes sense that she'd spend silly money on branded clothes and tech for him, rather than taking him away on holiday or giving him experiences that would enrich his life in other ways.
QMLAN but
Who wore it better?!
eta the more I look at this pic, face shape and the earrings, was this the inspo for her face tuning etc??
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Totally agree on getting one over on his dad, I can easily imagine SB realising he can play her as well “Dad said I can’t have the new FIFA it’s too expensive and it’s the same as last year” and Jack instantly taking the chance to buy it just because his dad said he couldn’t have it.
And sad as it is, all the consoles and games and tech would keep him occupied while she spent her time arguing on Twitter.
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