Jack Monroe #553 Fairytale of No Pork

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Yep, it was quick and thorough! Her doubling down had to be seen to be believed, she came out swinging like crazy, only to metaphorically punch herself repeatedly in the face with grandiose, nonsensical, easily disprovable lies.
 
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This makes it even more hilarious that as recently as this year, she was claiming the ONS were going to "sign off" the VBI for her and produce all the graphs for it. I wonder if that was the first they'd heard about it.
 
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I think I came to the guest threads after this happened…. I can’t find the linky links to where she was shit faced while being interviewed…
 
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Actually maybe she isn’t writing her book. Maybe she’s touring small shops in villages across the UK, as promised, so she can finally finish the Vivid Blue Implement.
 
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Actually maybe she isn’t writing her book. Maybe she’s touring small shops in villages across the UK, as promised, so she can finally finish the Vivid Blue Implement.
Visiting impoverished families to offer a beacon of light during difficult times.
 
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Am digging- there are a couple somewhere in thread 314/315. I think this one courtesy of @Yel is later on in the day where she’d managed to smarten up (a bit). It’s the grey pov jumper in this BBC interview rather than the cardie that goes with the sister wife hair.
I think I came to the guest threads after this happened…. I can’t find the linky links to where she was shit faced while being interviewed…

EDIT: here is a particularly honky and rambly one, in the cardie


The one where she was off her face was an audio clip, I think LBC with James O’Brien but it’s late I’M EXHAUSTED and I can’t find it, DYWMTSB etc etc
 
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Visiting impoverished families to offer a beacon of light during difficult times.
If she sets foot in my tenement, I will throw my wooden clogs at her head but not before my urchins rub their snotty faces all over her poverty jumper and my cur deposits a huge shit right under her poncy Docs.
 
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This makes it even more hilarious that as recently as this year, she was claiming the ONS were going to "sign off" the VBI for her and produce all the graphs for it. I wonder if that was the first they'd heard about it.
So, what’s she going to say next year at these repeat gigs? Cannot wait.
 
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The one where she was off her face was an audio clip, I think LBC with James O’Brien but it’s late I’M EXHAUSTED and I can’t find it, DYWMTSB etc etc
This one? An absolute state. The world is far better without her scaremongering incorrect shite being broadcast

 
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This one? An absolute state. The world is far better without her scaremongering incorrect shite being broadcast

That’s the one! She is completely out of it. Things are “rassling” round in her head. Slurs, loses her train of thought, rambles, doesn’t have an actual point to make, breaks into inappropriate laughter…It’s an absolute car crash.

You‘d think the audio would be better as it doesn’t show the mouth breathing, anxious looks, twitching and blinking that you get in the videos, but you’d be very wrong.
 
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This one? An absolute state. The world is far better without her scaremongering incorrect shite being broadcast

Not even one minute in and there’s a lie. She says she does this kind of price comparison thing with the ONS stats every year, but that’s not true is it?
 
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Thank you dear Soupy
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This one? An absolute state. The world is far better without her scaremongering incorrect shite being broadcast

Farkinhell this is AWFUL! LJC how could she be proud of it
 
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Fucking hell. I’ve never heard that before. That is not the voice of a sober person.
 
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Actually maybe she isn’t writing her book. Maybe she’s touring small shops in villages across the UK, as promised, so she can finally finish the Vivid Blue Implement.
She better not turn up near me!
 
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This one? An absolute state. The world is far better without her scaremongering incorrect shite being broadcast

I've just played that and my OH said, "Fucking hell, who's that? She sounds off her tits." and I've had to explain to him AGAIN that it is guest.
 
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I haven’t listened to that before - this was when I simply could not bear to entertain her voice in any form - and I am utterly gobsmacked at how off her tits she CLEARLY is. How many days did she reckon she was sober at this point? Where in the timeline of sober countdown does it sit?
 
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That interview was January 2022. She claimed she’d been sober for some time at that point
 
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