I somehow missed this, I went back and Iād managed to miss a couple of pages out! Fantastic work.Superb, tenderstem!
Thank(space) you for all you do.
I somehow missed this, I went back and Iād managed to miss a couple of pages out! Fantastic work.Superb, tenderstem!
Thank(space) you for all you do.
If her fancy grammar school didn't want her because she didn't do the work, surely she could have enrolled in the local college or comprehensive and do them as crash courses.So school pulled her from sitting 2 GCSEs because she was going to get lower than a B in them.
But she didnāt even manage to get an E in 2 of the ones they did let her sit. Why does nothing ever make any sense.
Im guessing she didnāt get that high a result in the remaining exams.
GCSEs were still heavy on coursework so I wonder if the ones she didnāt sit she hadnāt done it. NOT because she wasnāt going to get a B. I imagine they were trying to help her get her maths and English as a minimum at grade c by freeing up her time.
It all seems a long drop down from 15 A* doesnāt it? Almost as if that was never going to happenā¦
We speak of little else in Gateshead.The āIāll clear this up once and for allā does me every time. Did she think people up and down the land were debating this?
She always looks so fecking predatory . . .Still on her Instagram dearest Livy (sorry should have probably spoilered that)
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Do they involve her friendly bodyguard that she facetuned to look like a tattie?'Potato Facial' is taking my imagination to some really dark places that I didn't want to visit at this time on a Tuesday.
TYFAYDSince the Jacktionary has been mentioned I thought you might like to know I've just added twenty new words (a big Thankyou x to the peripatetic frau who added a few things as well). It's now on page six of the wiki as it is now a stenching, statuesque and smutty behemoth that has outgrown all its former homes. It's almost moved as many times as guest.
Does anybody, beyond us obvs, have credibility any longer? Serious question.As did Bee Wilsonās The Secret of Cooking* for me, earlier this week. Itās EXHAUSTING.
*now with its mad crazy out-there wild-child annotated tats, in the charity shop box, ready to be released into wild. Go well. (I usually donate cook books to the food tech dept of the local high school, but Easy Chinese Chicken Curried out of it this time.)
That's unfair Mavis.Endless stuffing. Cheap tinned baked beans. Bollock sausages. Cheap white bread. Instant mash. Angel Delight. Nope, no UPF to see here sir, no siree
That looks vile, like if Jack made nachos. What's wrong with a splash of milk and 3 tablespoons of sugar as a cornflake accompaniment?I've been introducing my new Old Harold (poor guy) to Jack (he was terrified by The Pumble).
I'd shared this and he asked if it was a Jack Monroe, and was surprised it was not!
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Does she not have any dead pets you could have put a picture of on top? Sheād have loved that xSlop update - she ate it all, demanded seconds and declared it the best dinner she'd ever had.
Ok ok, not quite. She squinted at her plate (I'd dimmed the lights to try to hide my sins), asked "what's in the beans?" and took a tentative bite when I told her. They actually tasted fine. All is well in the Donte household. I might bin the rest of the chopped frozen spinach though.
Hint on the thread title of the mithering mothers please?Does anybody, beyond us obvs, have credibility any longer? Serious question.
Meanwhile, wasted 30mins on the site of the mothers earlier, mainly laughing at just how far guset has fallen. (Round the ankles now, isn't she?!)
Fun fact...They always advocate unpractical extreme measures aswell not taking into account the constraints of budgets, working lives and disposable free time. Lots of them demonstrate disordered obsessive miniscule eating like that Deliciously Ella rubbish where the recipes are all something like a moths fart and an eighth of a courgette flash fried in a hunger pang. I'd rather be a bit fluffy round the edges and able to enjoy food with family and friends ta luv.
When I worked in a barBIB - yep. I have a dearly departed friend who was known for doing it from the tables outside our local pub (he'd been barred for years) - whilst he was a gorgeous person and I miss him like mad since he passed, he was an absolutely chronic alcoholic and this was usually done when he was on his arse skint. Which was a lot of the time because he lived in genuine poverty, the likes of which Jackanory could never understand. It is not normal bleeping behaviour, even for most alcoholics, it's just what she reckons alkies do so she pretends to have done it to add some extra brush strokes to the picture she's trying to paint.
ETA - she's likely heard about one of Slumpapa's vulnerable tenants doing it or something.
OMG you're so right... she looks like the big bad wolf dressed as grandma's face... it's OK you can trust me I'm not a psychopath about to eat you for dinner little red riding hoodShe always looks so fecking predatory . . .
Like a teeny-tiny, itsy-bitsy, smol li'l pixie Great White Shark.
OMG the other week my sister said sheād been at a party with OJMaybe that's why Little OJ with his ambiguous murderer status is such a smarm with her.
"You can trust me . . . I'm a doctorOMG you're so right... she looks like the big bad wolf dressed as grandma's face... it's OK you can trust me I'm not a psychopath about to eat you for dinner little red riding hood