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Cheers Sideboob. Why couldn’t they make it a good believable lie, like SirMatt told a researcher there was a funny smell, and when they opened one of the set kitchen cupboards, there were plastic bags of poo in there.
I don't believe that Jack is being supported by any organised group or movement through her Patreon. Honestly, whichever way your views on trans politics land, she's too much of a lightweight and a flake to be a useful puppet.Oh, I didn't know there'd been a transphobe pile on... I don't follow any accounts on TwiX as I now call it.
I didn't really know there was much of an anti trans movement per se, so much as disparate sets of people saying hmmm not sure about all this from academics to religious types etc but then I'm not really in the loop.
I suppose regardless gusets strange flip flop unstable sense of self and lack of core identity means that she's a terrible proponent for any LGBTQ+ movement as she's quite literally not stuck with any of her gender or sexuality proclamations, which is her right to do so, but she's certainly been offensive and damaging to lesbian girls and women by promoting the concept that lesbian women enjoy dating, having sex and relationships with men - frankly bizarre. Anyway I guess if she's been weaponised by any queer movement, she's not been helpful either.
Interesting observation @Florid Language. Apropos of nothing, there's a bleak storyline in this new series of Screw on Channel 4 that confirms your analysis -- one of the prison staff also a previous foster carer who then encounters one of their foster kids in jail.Withoutmyself, when we were using respite care services there were a lot of firemen, prison officers and some very devout Christians who did it in our area.
It used to pay quite well and suited the service people's shift patterns.
We stopped using one (a fireman) when he started bragging and criticising some elements of our parenting that we couldn't do because we were skint at the time.
His wife was lovely but very timid and did most of the care.
When we moved to a different County it was the same type of people who were doing it there too.
Itsy bitsy Kylie Minogue is actually a smol pixie. I doubt we could ever do a Jack as Kylie comparison.
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As it happens, I follow a nutritionist NHS doctor on Twitter (sorry but it will never be X for me), and he's not keen on Van T. Apparently the book is sensationalist, overblown and poorly researched. A diet of *only* UPF is certainly bad, but not all of it is - for example, formula milk is UPF.Van Tulleken's lack of research re guest makes me suspect the rest of what he says. Which is a shame because it sounds like common sense.
Sausage pizza and ice cream for tea today I think.
Yep, the very (very) lengthy list of jobs she’s claimed to have had along with the honorary self-appointments and NOT her actual jobs is on page 5 of the Wiki.Do we have a list of jobs she’s claimed to have had? It feels like something that might be useful if we don’t.
I don’t care who you are or what the reason for it is, anyone who takes a photo or video of themselves crying and then posts it online is a prick. No exceptions. Warned.She did indeed say that. In fairness though (and as you know, I rarely say that about Jack), I think Aunty Pat keeps elbowing Jack out of the Ryanair queue and going on holiday in her place. View attachment 2424059View attachment 2424057View attachment 2424098When she’s tantrummed all over the airport for hours to no effect, Jack keeps calling upBig Dave who’s busy down the ‘letters after your name and heavy weaponry’ club, so doesn’t ever pick up his phoneMa Ev, crying down the phone and begging Ev to pick her up from (insert airport at a ridiculous distance and nonsensical time of night here).
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*Strangely, the All The Good That She Does Christmas Eve Taxi Driver is NOT available
Fear Not, Jack! @Marmalade Atkins is keeping your£400 hammockpoolside sun lounger warm and your towel dryuntil this interloper can be dealt with once and for all and Poverty Campaigner Jack Of The Recipes can become serious savior of the Povs and Summertime Jack once more!
(with apologies to allfraus in advance)
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Tweeted by a vicar type. I wonder what he thinks of guests shenanigans. It’s quite a lukewarm take, ‘interesting’. So, aside from this solitary "it was an interesting hour" response, we've heard nothing on the hellsite(*) from anyone who was there. I wonder why Clitfest got so many positive...tattle.life
For all her claims to have lived in 497 houses, or whatever, other than the few months she was with Leggy, she's lived in the same town her entire life. She seems to mainly like living in a particular area as well. When she travels, she never ventures further than the main street, always stays in the same place, eats the same food for all she claims to be a gourmand, and shops at the same place and gets very excited when she goes to a different supermarket. There's nothing inherently wrong with any of that, many people are exactly the same, but you can't pretend to be so worldly wise when your entire existence is based on such limited things.I was born a couple of years before Jack and also spent my 20s off my tits on MDMA, ketamine, speed, acid, GHB/GBL or whatever was offered. A bit later on was when cocaine became ubiquitous.
She's such a fucking parochial twat. Not that I'm saying drugs are cool, I'm honestly surprised my brain still functions with the chemicals I've thrown at it over the years, but like everything else, her tales of addiction are the thing of fantasy. They're bad fiction based on how she thinks more interesting people live. And to be fair to her, most people are more interesting than she is.
I’m pretty sure the first time “everyone thought 11-12 year old Jack was going to get 15 GCSEs and be a doctor” was when 34 year old Jack made it up and told that to Shattenstone in late December of 2022.I can understand wanting to be a doctor at 12 and having that ambition. But no-one - absolutely no-one- was predicting she would get 15 A* GCSEs at 12 years old. No-one.
That's really interesting isn't it Clovis. The moment you go from 'she seems like a wrong 'un but maybe everyone here is overreacting' to something that is so egregiously a lie that you can't fathom how you never saw it before.My Oprah "aha moment" was the lie about the 8 year old chard plant. Before that, I always found her stories implausible, but I didn't know, if you know what I mean. I just didn't buy her highly improbable tall tales.
When she gurgled about this ficticious 8 year old chard plant I thought, "oh, there it is, there you are". I knew that was 100% a pointless, ridiculous, compulsive lie, zero question about it.
After that, I now assume that every word is a lie, including "and" and "the".
“I was shy as a teenager, discovered alcohol made me more outgoing but didn’t know my limits so ended up throwing up everywhere” that story probably applies to at least fifty percent of adults.Her drunk stories are incredibly pedestrian but she talks like it's the script of The Hangover. She's such a nanna.
Can i nominate first do no honk as a thread title pls?I thought it said do no honk at first. Which would’ve been great advice.
Maybe if we are really good, @traumatised sideboard will draw us a helpful and beautiful diagram to explain it, like the one explaining how Jack fell UNDER a train with her hips but mercifully her MEDITERRANEAN ARSE saved her fromHow the hell do you get your boobs to lie on your tummy? I am round of tit and tum, and I'm contorting myself trying to do it!
Sorry I was taking the proverbial about her “fixing the problem” obviously pharmacies don’t redistribute their employees‘ own prescription drugs! that’s if she got them on prescription or not!