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Jack Monroe #339 David Attenborough lied about walruses
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She’ll wait until he’s about to hit a specific amount so she can swoop in to save the day.How long until Jack donates
If I've got to recall the horror, then so do you, pal. His face gurning at me when I opened the link. Gah.
I'm sorry this has happened to you. The memory will fade. Kind of.
Do they think they are paying him to not write any more erotic blogs?Just seen that Mr Erotica has raised nearly £15k on GFM in an hour for legal costs/being sued for defamation. Has said he will donate the money to Trussel Trust if the claim ends up being withdrawn. I'm not accusing him of being a grifter, your honour, just boggling aloud at how readily people are fling at blue tickers who are....facing the consequences of their actions?
@DisgruntledGoat you beat me to it With a far better monikerthough even pervy moonface who does 'hot takes' on the Tories is a surprisingly broad category when you think about it
I don't think you need the Railcard to get a disabled room on the sleeper though. Seems like you just give them a call. So this is what she must have done, called them to say she's disabled and can she be allocated an accessible room. Selfish witch.
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It's absolutely insane. I shall leave aside the fact that donating to the Marquis de Cringe in the first place is incomprehensible to me and for the purpose of discussion imagine that I am someone who wants him to reach his goal. Once he's hit the target, why wouldn't you just donate to the Trussel Trust yourself? He was only looking for £6500. It makes no sense.Just seen that Mr Erotica has raised nearly £15k on GFM in an hour for legal costs/being sued for defamation. Has said he will donate the money to Trussel Trust if the claim ends up being withdrawn. I'm not accusing him of being a grifter, your honour, just boggling aloud at how readily people are fling at blue tickers who are....facing the consequences of their actions?
@DisgruntledGoat you beat me to it With a far better moniker
“Woman of a certain age”?! She’s 35
hardly mid life.
She posted a picture of herself sat on a giant gun looking like Ozzy Osborne then claimed her dad had fired it on his residential street (the post was later deleted and it is therefore canal canon that she got a massive telling off for bullshitting).
She created her own version of the Jubilee trifle using her usual disingenuous costings, then never posted the recipe. The squigs started lapping her arse anyway.
She landed a "gig of a lifetime" which was "seven years in the making." This dream job turned out to be 3x 2 minute slots on Lorraine, which she somehow managed to screw up despite them being prerecorded.
Don’t google any Pringles or growlers!
- She posed in a John Lewis hammock, wearing Ray-Bans and an extremely revealing singlet
Eamon: Nope
These were the original ones that came up, but I did a wee search afterwards and turns out there's quite a few under "walrus romper".
As an aside, I've bought from this place on Etsy for a few friends/family members' new babies, and lots of good feedback on the clothes!
As an aside, I've bought from this place on Etsy for a few friends/family members' new babies, and lots of good feedback on the clothes!
Also works for newbies like me - the Georgia incident is utterly priceless.
Omg the anthem
Stunt walri.
The Mediterranean arse train incident in my head plays out like this: she does a little hop to post herself down the gap like Flat Stanley, only her Mediterranean arse gets stuck on the platform and with gravity becomes pushed up to her mid-back, above her hips.
What? How. Sorry. What. I've read the wiki etc but seriously? Actually, please don't answer, I'm not sure I want to know.
This does take me onto one thing that I'd like to say about the canal. That is that there are lots of in jokes etc (not saying the above is a joke, please bear with me) but whenever anyone asks for an explanation, whether it's days/weeks/months/years later, there are always two or three people who will step in and answer. It's inclusive and a safe space here to ask questions. Without being at all patronising, we should all feel proud of that.
If we are ever in fear of 
never fear as we too can have privacy/stunt Walri.
never fear as we too can have privacy/stunt Walri.
And being uncomfortable knowing about the patreon income. Certainly in LJCs case. I can accept that Harold may not have been aware.
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