Bloody hell, constantly on the scrounge. Shocking
Jack Monroe #54 Thank you so Matt much, Matt
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If it's about pigs or craft then I have been triangulated, where do I leave the breadcrumbs?
How is she going to get out of this one?!
Her mum’s going to have to write her a note. But most importantly, A R-M never said she could fix family food poverty ffs.
Probably in that damn nutribullet knowing her, a la lingreenie sauce
I don't get why her brown envelopes create fear. They are normally from the inland revenue so unless you have messed them about they should be ok? Or have I missed something? It's the red ones you don't want or ones with final payment
Every story she tells has her giving people a lecture, or being witty or more intelligent, etc - really confident, and always coming out on top, and everyone silenced. The latest has her on the stand, the whole courtroom and judge enthralled by her brilliance!
BUT BUT BUT - whenever she appears on TV or in real life, she is shaking and nervous and fidgeting and can't speak. She even ran away from Edwina Currie during the commercial break, she said. That's the true Jack. The other one is just the fantasy bullshit in her head.
BUT BUT BUT - whenever she appears on TV or in real life, she is shaking and nervous and fidgeting and can't speak. She even ran away from Edwina Currie during the commercial break, she said. That's the true Jack. The other one is just the fantasy bullshit in her head.
Um, i think she is actually quoting me here?!!!
Pretty sure i said this morning that Jack would 'crack first' !!! I don't know if i should be insulted or flattered?!
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Needless to say, she had the last laugh.
I’m going as her Jelly Cat toast or a Sainsbury’s bag haven’t decided yet
Ironically, she talks like a character in a David Walliams book! The exaggerated, flowery, silly language is all up in DW’s niche, who is all up in Roald Dahl’s niche. It’s the circle of life in action
Jack's agent getting off the plane and switching off flight mode to find 700 notifications...
Again she's left Barbara to be savaged by her snarling fans, Sickening. She could just step in and ask them to stop. But she is so snarky to so many who simply had a try at answering her question.
<insert sure jan gif here>
.... and then everyone burst into spontaneous applause. The red arrows did a flyover, angels sang hymns of praise and showered her with fairy dust and dancing pixies!
Can I come along dressed as a sideboard?
Be careful - Jack may try to mount you.
Waitrose 'essential' range is actually the same if not cheaper than most other supermarkets. eg their 'essential' baked beans are same as Sainsbury's etc (although I'm not sure why lavender infused ironing water is considered essential
)The problem is, if I'm ever in a Waitrose, I'm not looking for essentials!!!
I'm trying to come up with an outfit that properly represents the mixture nervousness, excitement and vulnerability one experiences upon entering a new branch of a chain restaurant for the first time.
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