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Jack Monroe #54 Thank you so Matt much, Matt
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She’s such a snarky witch. I don’t know why anyone bothers interacting with her. Unless you’ve got the essential blue tick of course.
tit.
I mean, fiction certainly comes more naturally to her than cooking.
What's it called Jack Monroe - Pissed - ISH ?
Have you ever met anyone with supposed celeb status name drop so bad. She's is such a wannabe. Guess what guys. I bumped into Brad Pitt, Jonny Depp and leo last night in my loc coop. Brad Pitt give me a high five. Oh walk in will you petal. Also if her Irish mammy would also say to her a potato is a potato so she could even use a couple of cheap jkt spuds in her chicken stew and save a few pence. Chopped small of course.
Yeah definitely include an anecdote about The Ivy in your article about food poverty. Absolute bellend.
Are these guys trolling her?
First post...
1. FFS
2. <EYEROLL>...
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68. <EYEBALL SPASM>
Hello CabalFrauMavens, I am about 300 threads behind but was doing well at keeping up with the recent ones since last week (when I first discovered you all). And NOW this! FML. I had to break my silence though if only to say - duck me what an absolute bleeping bellend!
We all know what she’s like. We all know it’s coming. We all know the silence won’t last. We all know it will be with epic proportions of twattery when she does reappear (#ReturnOfTheJack TM). But OH MY CHRIST. It physically hurts. My brain. My eyeballs. Make it stop NOW!
As you were... back to page 6 I go...
1. FFS
2. <EYEROLL>...
3. .....
4. .....
68. <EYEBALL SPASM>
Hello CabalFrauMavens, I am about 300 threads behind but was doing well at keeping up with the recent ones since last week (when I first discovered you all). And NOW this! FML. I had to break my silence though if only to say - duck me what an absolute bleeping bellend!
We all know what she’s like. We all know it’s coming. We all know the silence won’t last. We all know it will be with epic proportions of twattery when she does reappear (#ReturnOfTheJack TM). But OH MY CHRIST. It physically hurts. My brain. My eyeballs. Make it stop NOW!
As you were... back to page 6 I go...
Please can we add to the intro thread that her record for staying off Twitter since these threads started is 114 hours and 47 minutes.
I think I’ve calculated that correctly. Here’s the start and end of her hiatus.
Like in AA Jackie, your Twitter clock is back at zero days not tweeting.
Of course, if you can beat this record, we will update accordingly.
I think I’ve calculated that correctly. Here’s the start and end of her hiatus.
Like in AA Jackie, your Twitter clock is back at zero days not tweeting.
Of course, if you can beat this record, we will update accordingly.
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Isn't her next book the one that she's graciously allowing women of colour to write for her?
Or the politics one?
Just reported a tweet, inspired by Jack and copying her in, saying it’s a shame A R-M, mother of 3, didn’t choke on her maccy d’s. Delightful supporters.
No, @MrsOgre if it's not a food one, it can't be tit. Because her food books are inherently tit.
It can be bullshit, however.
All Burberry coat and unruly labia?
If they let her finish the song and said it’s best she didn’t return that’s not exactly kicking her out.
Jack’s profile on the United Agents website still says she lives in West London with her partner and 2 children, so hasn’t been updated since 2015 when she was still with Allegra. That makes me think Jack is not a big priority there.
Frauen, if it’s a memoir we’ll have to queue up outside Waterstones dressed up like different era Jacks, like the HP fans back in the day. I will come as a giant 50% cat.
Sadly and predictably people are tweeting to her some horrible genuine poverty stories but she’s moved on and is basking in the blue tick love like American Beauty.
Sadly and predictably people are tweeting to her some horrible genuine poverty stories but she’s moved on and is basking in the blue tick love like American Beauty.
I’d be game for that unfortunately it will never get through the lawyers the amount of bobbins she talks. It’ll never get published. If people thought they had a long wait for the kickstarter.
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