Jack Monroe #510 Simply The guest

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stunrw

Geetbo said:
You can just imagine her shrieking “PEOPLE SAY WE SHOULD GET MARRIED HAHAHAHA” at terrified male acquaintances.
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Wait, were you on her train this morning 😂
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Geetbo said:
You can just imagine her shrieking “PEOPLE SAY WE SHOULD GET MARRIED HAHAHAHA” at terrified male acquaintances.
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Wait, I thought all genders were interchangeable when it came to Jack?
 
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StringyMango

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StatusWoe said:
It's honestly a joke. It wouldn't be so bad if she did any campaigning around LGBT stuff, but she does literally nothing. She turned up at a pride event years ago and now can't even be bothered to post a rainbow flag to her profile. :rolleyes: The only time Jack wheels out the minority rights talk is when she's trying to silence legitimate criticism.

ETA: or when she wants to show off her eye makeup.
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Blundering in from this morning to say she better NOT put a wheelchair emoji in any of her profiles.
While I'm on it Jack stop pretending ADHD is a "wild head " Not funny. At all.
Laters Lads x
 
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Geetbo

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stunrw said:
Wait, were you on her train this morning 😂
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Wait, I thought all genders were interchangeable when it came to Jack?
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If you’ve got a few quid she’ll have a go on whatever you’ve got.
 
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Marmalade Atkins

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Lads, I apologise for posting another oldie but I'm very busy researching and have just rediscovered an absolute gem which I need to share. It's a very rarely seen vintage post.

I WAS NOT KIDDING WHEN I SAID SUMMERTIME JACK IS THE BEST JACK.

(2020)

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MistyWindows

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Mr Krabs said:
I found middle aged men could be much worse too. Yeah you got some rude older ladies, but a lot of the time they kind of had a point because they were getting crappy service. The men could be truly horrible. I’ve had blokes smash things on the floor, get in my face screaming, and even implying they’d be waiting for me outside when I finish my shift. I’d take someone speaking to my manager any day over that. But there’s no male version of Karen because a woman being rude and uptight is still seen as worse than a man throwing his weight around.
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I think you definitely have a point, and you certainly get more (often sexual) physical abuse from men especially when you work in bars/clubs ect.

I wasn’t trying to downplay that at all and it’s something that needs to be addressed, in this case I was just pointing out the hypocrisy of the sort of people I’ve met who remind me of Jack’s fanbase.

The fact that we all have stories about being spoken to like tit and/or abused at work by customers at all is absolute wank.

I got refused pay from a temp job serving at a wedding because I told a guy to duck off when he tried to put his hand up my skirt. That was in NZ
 
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stunrw

MistyWindows said:
I think you definitely have a point, and you certainly get more (often sexual) physical abuse from men especially when you work in bars/clubs ect.

I wasn’t trying to downplay that at all and it’s something that needs to be addressed, in this case I was just pointing out the hypocrisy of the sort of people I’ve met who remind me of Jack’s fanbase.

The fact that we all have stories about being spoken to like tit and/or abused at work by customers at all is absolute wank.

I got refused pay from a temp job serving at a wedding because I told a guy to duck off when he tried to put his hand up my skirt. That was in NZ
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Its bleeping wrong. Nobody should be treated any way other than politely when at work. Just boils my piss
 
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ItchOfTheWestCoast

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What if she gets back with her ex and THERE'S A WEDDING.

SORRY FOR SHOUTING.

Wedding Jack would be amazing. Roll her down the aisle on a sideboard. Content as a ring bearer doing a jobbie in the church. Something in the vows about how she's still 100% gay. SB only invited for the photos. Big Dave firing pumbles from his cannon. E upsetting everyone at the reception with her potatoes.

Got carried away there.
 
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stunrw

ItchOfTheWestCoast said:
What if she gets back with her ex and THERE'S A WEDDING.

SORRY FOR SHOUTING.

Wedding Jack would be amazing. Roll her down the aisle on a sideboard. Content as a ring bearer doing a jobbie in the church. Something in the vows about how she's still 100% gay. SB only invited for the photos. Big Dave firing pumbles from his cannon. E upsetting everyone at the reception with her potatoes.

Got carried away there.
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@Livia Fantasy is already preparing the radishes
 
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Ms Biscuit

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Jack currently fishing for compliments by tweeting about her "insecurity" about her looks and claiming that her best (male, straight, as she herself points out for some reason) friend is telling her to treat herself as well as ahe treats others.

So is he advising her to lie to and swindle herself?
 
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Mr Krabs

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stunrw said:
Isnt Big Lin something to do with Stonewall?
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She’s a champion for Stonewall Housing and appears to have won Stonewall awards in the past. The Stonewall crowd are all her best buds. For example, Michael Cashman who is one of the founders was recently given one of her awards.
 
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stunrw

Mr Krabs said:
She’s a champion for Stonewall Housing and appears to have won Stonewall awards in the past. The Stonewall crowd are all her best buds. For example, Michael Cashman who is one of the founders was recently given one of her awards.
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Ah. So its the “whos the bestest gay” tax write off awards thing. I got some ☕ on that which I must remember to stick on Big Lins thread!
 
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stunrw

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This was what would be left in the fryer after a busy Friday night shift in the chippy.
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Here too tenderstem
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That Lin is the bestest gay or that nobody will rent them a venue unless they pay up front 😂
 
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