Jack Monroe #510 Simply The guest

[stunrw]

I guess she has to promote it because of contractual obligations, but knows full well it's s*ite.

Maybe I'm a cynic, and i have know no idea how these festivals work, but could Adrian be getting a nice chunk of cash. And is well aware the book is gash, and guest is to food poverty what Harold Shipman was to patient safety, and is actually just looking after his business?

If these daft bastards are willing to pay…..

 

[House of Carbonara]

I think the diversity of the crowd point is just gently mocking the fact that she thinks she's Queerio Queen Leader of the Oppressed when her fans are always 50+ white people who look like they got lost on the way to the tea shop at a National Trust site.

Very much this. She's the sanitised version of the Struggling Poor, rising above all challenges with grace and good humour. The real poor have no use for her 'recipes' or 'hacks'.

 

[CabalofBolorneaise]

Yeah you are odd, nevermind.
It was all about being able to wind the watch when on the wrist, or alter the time in the field.
If the crown's pointing up the arm that is fiddly to do.
Bullhead watches are a whole other thing

Eta, Jack's a dick

Back in the days when I used to wear a watch I would wear it on my right wrist even though I'm right-handed because it felt uncomfortable and distracting on my left. Then I'd have to take it off if I was writing a lot because it got in the way.

Unless the image has been reversed Jack's wearing hers on the 'wrong' hand to invite attention. I know she's not left-handed or she'd have mention it as another reason she's special/different/discriminated against.

Spoiler: Slightly triggering left-handed chat

My mother was a post-war baby who was left-handed and actually had her left hand tied to her belt at primary school to stop her writing with it. How cruel to do this to a child. She was pretty much ambidextrous in later life, and reverted back to using her left as her dominant hand although she did feel like a minority in a world of right-handers.

Her watch is on her left hand on most pics from a quick scroll down google images so I think either on the one where it's on the right was reversed or for some reason she was wearing it on the other hand on that day (maybe if she was double watching with the apple watch at some point on the day?).

 

[Ablemabel]

Obviously we know he didn't film that but wtf Jack?
Is your child sitting on the hob? Why aren't you chatting to him? How come he has such a steady hand?
Lying cow.

In my many years on this planet, not once has someone filmed me cooking in the kitchen. Frankly it would be weird. No chance one of my sons would be or have ever been in the slightest bit interested in doing so either.

It's another one of her recycled piles of BS.

ETA- what exactly does she think she is showing here? Newsflash - person cooks food. Welcome to the lives of the majority of the rest of the world.

 

[stunrw]

Her watch is on her left hand on most pics from a quick scroll down google images so I think either on the one where it's on the right was reversed or for some reason she was wearing it on the other hand on that day (maybe if she was double watching with the apple watch at some point on the day?).

Im going to regret asking this: But……double watching?!

 

[Mr Krabs]

I waited tables for quite a few years when I was younger and in Southend at least the worst demographic for diners was men in that age bracket, usually dining with their families - and often bullying the waiting staff simply because they had to be bullying someone at any given moment, and it wasn’t the done thing to bully your wife and kids in public. Well, not for most of them. There were some memorable exceptions

I found middle aged men could be much worse too. Yeah you got some rude older ladies, but a lot of the time they kind of had a point because they were getting crappy service. The men could be truly horrible. I’ve had blokes smash things on the floor, get in my face screaming, and even implying they’d be waiting for me outside when I finish my shift. I’d take someone speaking to my manager any day over that. But there’s no male version of Karen because a woman being rude and uptight is still seen as worse than a man throwing his weight around.

 

[CabalofBolorneaise]

Im going to regret asking this: But……double watching?!

She's got her apple watch but also frequently wears the "analogue" watch which I think is the one in the pic where it's on the right - double watching is having a watch on each wrist Often seen locally on men with an apple watch/fitbit on one wrist and then a genuine fake rolex on the other

 

[stunrw]

I found middle aged men could be much worse too. Yeah you got some rude older ladies, but a lot of the time they kind of had a point because they were getting crappy service. The men could be truly horrible. I’ve had blokes smash things on the floor, get in my face screaming, and even implying they’d be waiting for me outside when I finish my shift. I’d take someone speaking to my manager any day over that. But there’s no male version of Karen because a woman being rude and uptight is still seen as worse than a man throwing his weight around.

What the duck is wrong with people?! Am I in a minority here (massively offending jokes aside) where I don't behave like a total bleep when out in public?!

 

[Foxvint]

She's the worst advert for the teetotal since Jerry Falwell.

 

[stunrw]

She's got her apple watch but also frequently wears the "analogue" watch which I think is the one in the pic where it's on the right - double watching is having a watch on each wrist Often seen locally on men with an apple watch/fitbit on one wrist and then a genuine fake rolex on the other

Ok. Why?

What the actual duck is the point?

Every day is a learning day here for me

 

[MistyWindows]

I waited tables for quite a few years when I was younger and in Southend at least the worst demographic for diners was men in that age bracket, usually dining with their families - and often bullying the waiting staff simply because they had to be bullying someone at any given moment, and it wasn’t the done thing to bully your wife and kids in public. Well, not for most of them. There were some memorable exceptions

I still thinking everyone should have to work a hospitality job for at least a year, it opens your eyes to so much tit that’s ‘normal’ for a lot of people.

On a lighter note, middle aged men who think they’re the ultimate number one expert in the whole world on beer is another notable turdy customer demo.

 

[stunrw]

I still thinking everyone should have to work a hospitality job for at least a year, it opens your eyes to so much tit that’s ‘normal’ for a lot of people.

On a lighter note, middle aged men who think they’re the ultimate number one expert in the whole world on beer is another notable turdy customer demo.

Like Jacks fanbase, dont they normally have beards? They come here and try to tell the staff how to brew bier better. And you can guess how its received

One tourist actually started waving his CAMRA membership card around. He was softy, gently, shown to the exit. Apparently it was the reason god invented doors

 

[bizwizz89]

I wasn't expecting Rave Jack. Big fish, little fish, inedible slop!

I'd have to double drop if I saw her coming at me for a hug with those tit rainbow eyelids.

Oh PLEASE thread title.

 

[houseofhoop]

Jack, do some more vids like this, please x

This is such a ‘I want a kitchen like leggy to appear all cheffy’ such a try hard
A try hard and failing miserably

 

[Foxvint]

The replies on her insta are a strong purgative atm but this is a belter. She definitely suggested it didn't she. Like the others. Who bailed when push came to I Do.

 

[whatisityoucan'tface]

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guest is to food poverty what Harold Shipman was to patient safety

Thread title nom klaxon

 

[Heebeebeegees]

is he sat on the counter / cooker filming that?

He's a very small boy indeed!

Also my kids aren't old enough to film me yet but if they were I'm pretty sure I wouldn't just pokerface ignore them! It's giving big bae caught me sleeping

 

[VeniVidiVicki]

I’m willing to bet all the troll funding I get from Vlad/Elon that the 15-16C classic “Revelations of Divine Love” by the mystic hermit known as Julian of Norwich isn’t one of the 1000 books Guest has read this year, or any year.

did she perhaps find one of the laminated cards the squig helpfully mentions?View attachment 2203747

Completed It mate with a nice dollop of name dropping thrown in (ruth hunt is ex head of stonewall, now sits in House of Lords). I’m pretty sure she won’t have guest’s number in her phone.

 

[stunrw]

Completed It mate with a nice dollop of name dropping thrown in (ruth hunt is ex head of stonewall, now sits in House of Lords). I’m pretty sure she won’t have guest’s number in her phone.

Isnt Big Lin something to do with Stonewall?

 

[Geetbo]

The replies on her insta are a strong purgative atm but this is a belter. She definitely suggested it didn't she. Like the others. Who bailed when push came to I Do.

You can just imagine her shrieking “PEOPLE SAY WE SHOULD GET MARRIED HAHAHAHA” at terrified male acquaintances.