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Monstrous raving loony
Big fish, little fish, cardboard box. Inexplicable egg, unedible slop .
20 pounds to get in, this is the remix
20 pounds to get in, this is the remix
Jack probably wears her watch on her non-orgasmic wrist. #mysterysolved.
I understand you are all about the “research” and bringing up the classics but
Well, thats tonights plan for a BBQ out the window
Sorry kids, no BBQ. Marm has put the mental image of Jack hammering away like shes sanding a banister in my head
I haven't been following the watch chat and assumed someone else had already brought up the magic wrist. I was chancing it a bit
Being able to orgasm from only one wrist but not the other is just one of many examples of the series of plagues that has befallen Jack throughout life. Lemony Snicket should write about her
Grunking to catch up, and oh dear, with the return of Insta Jack and the festival gig, I should have stayed up all night and gone to three raves followed along in real time.
I feel like there is a very selective definition of "sober" going on here, like drinking alcohol is not OK but consuming other mood-altering substances
is fine.
And Simon mate on the hellsite, "she hasn't been criminally charged with anything so she hasn't done anything wrong" - that's an.....interesting take.
I feel like there is a very selective definition of "sober" going on here, like drinking alcohol is not OK but consuming other mood-altering substances
is fine.And Simon mate on the hellsite, "she hasn't been criminally charged with anything so she hasn't done anything wrong" - that's an.....interesting take.
Your looooooove
Keeps grifting me higher
Than I've eeeeever
Been grifted before
SummertiiiiiiiimeAnd the grifting is easyyyyy
Eels are rotting
And the speaker is hiiiiiigh
Oh, your daddy's rich
And your ma's roasties are dire
So hush
Little gay eyes
Don't you cry
Just for newbies who have never seen these pics before JACK HAS NEVER BEEN IN THE SIDEBAR OF SHAME.
She really is so conceited that she thinks everyone fancies her. These pictures were part of a strange era called 'Operation win back Louisa'.
Jack posted many, many pictures in her pants. Some in the garden, some humping sideboards and some writhing around with the kitten. All in attempt to win back her ex fiance who she scared off by being a controlling abuser. (We have Jack's own tweets as proof of this)
And if I remember the Father Ted episode that meme is from, the character saying that line was a dim pop star being chased by his granny fans. IIRC it was more of a dig at the pop star being an eejit than it was at the grans.
These are all coming back to me like I'm remembering a fever dream.
3 years have just flown by.
Has Jack ever come out and said that she's CLEAN and sober? She says sober over and over again, but I've never seen her say clean or substance-free.Grunking to catch up, and oh dear, with the return of Insta Jack and the festival gig, I should have stayed up all nightand gone to three ravesfollowed along in real time.
I feel like there is a very selective definition of "sober" going on here, like drinking alcohol is not OK but consuming other mood-altering substances
And Simon mate on the hellsite, "she hasn't been criminally charged with anything so she hasn't done anything wrong" - that's an.....interesting take.
No Jack. You know what the carefully placed text is? An attempt to disguise the fact you've photoshopped your waist. What gives it away is the chair bending inwards around your stomach. HTH!
Oh calm down, Pete Tong. You’ve been at a school disco.
Jack refers to her adolescent son as an oddball who calls her mama. On an open profile for all his friends to see.
He must have done something to really piss her off to have her do that to him.
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She looks like someone who has had no sleep! Rough as, also what the hell is she wearing!
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