She’s off her tits, tenderstem
Jack Monroe #510 Simply The guest
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Whatever sycophantic replies she gets will never be enough. Not because of what she looks like on the outside, but because inside she is rotted.Hi everyone, please tell me how gorgeous and beautiful and perfect and smol I am
Does she ever do anything with him ever?
Wasn’t she complaining a year or so ago about how she couldn’t go out for a run in the morning because she had a child in the house. Seems to travel about no issue though.
From London you'd come across to Hay from Hereford or Ross surely, not even skirting the Brecons, more just arriving at the top edge.
Make sure you take care of yourself, Jack. You do so much for everyone
CLASSIC JACK IS BACK! #BLESSED
sorry for YELLING
sorry for YELLING
Remember she had a fund from savings she’d made since being “sober”, she was apparently using it to take him on multiple holidays last year? Unless she kept them offline (LOL) then it seems none of those transpired, the poor kid
IT'S NOT A KEYNOTE AAAAAAAARGH
Yes, she claims she's been sober for years but she's triggered by PRs sending her alcohol or emails about alcohol, can't walk past a box of mince pies without having hysterics. Just baffling behaviour for someone who's claiming years of sobriety, you shouldn't be white-knuckling through to that extent, and if you are, I would suggest whatever your sober supports are, they're not good enough and you need to start adding more in.
Wasn't my thing but my partner says raving was mostly chemically assisted by pills rather than booze.
Beauty is skin deep - but ugly goes all the way through.
...does she realise everyone's just waiting to hear what she's done with the money? This is beyond embarrassing 
For cunts like her, kids are only interesting when they're little and can be paraded about as an extension of her personality, or when she wants to plead hardship/motherhood/poverty/whatever.
They don't realise that love for a child is something you do, not bullshit you post on social media. She is utterly self involved and doesn't see anyone as an independent person, not even her own child. Certainly not the people she steals money from under the guise of fictional legal action.
And the fact she's quoting that "beach body" cliche as if it's an original thought just about sums her up, doesn't it.
They don't realise that love for a child is something you do, not bullshit you post on social media. She is utterly self involved and doesn't see anyone as an independent person, not even her own child. Certainly not the people she steals money from under the guise of fictional legal action.
And the fact she's quoting that "beach body" cliche as if it's an original thought just about sums her up, doesn't it.
This is true, pills, speed etc are the mains on the menu but pretty much everyone brings booze too…(early 2000s raver here, not sure about the vintage top tier raves)
ETA can anyone find the tweet from that Simon Harrisneckbeard, where he recently seemed to distance himself from Guest?
It's just another thing she can claim hardship about isn't it. She collects reasons to throw herself a pity party about because she has no personality.
Guessing this is probably the day rave she was at: https://www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/the-house-of-happiness-pride-party-tickets-618886344717
Looks like it finished at 5pm as a day rave, so not sure why she went to bed at 3.30?!
Looks like it finished at 5pm as a day rave, so not sure why she went to bed at 3.30?!
There is a speaker who won a Pulitzer prize on at the same time (almost) as her……….think I know who I’d rather listen to! I bet she isnt offer tits on something, smelling like she’s been in a sweaty warehouse all night and babbling incoherently about beach bodies and being sober while throwing rinsed spaghetti hoops and pilchard lasagne everywhere
She went to THREE raves! After that one finished she had two more to go to!
The way she acts like she is recovering from a period of mental illness. Disgusting bleep.
Being found out as a grifting fraud and feeling the need to lay low for a bit isn't mental illness.
You felt bad because you deserved to feel bad. You did bad and you are bad.
I wonder if guest got the message about wearing plaid? I bet she'd love to be part of this nerd gang
Exactly. Do I get annoyed if the only AF drinks available are Coke or bloody elderflower cordial? Yes, because I'm not twelve. Do I have a massive tanty on twitter about it? No, again because I'm not twelve.
I may provide some polite feedback about their AF drinks and suggesting some alternatives, or I might just never go there again.
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