Yeah, she's off of her tits isn't she?
Jack Monroe #510 Simply The guest
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Ah, but Jack is coming down from space - where she's been for the last 24 hours
That was my favourite Jackomorph we ever did. Can someone find it please?!!!
And the good people of Hay on Wye are likely to experience a Rapid Unplanned Disassembly………..Ah, but Jack is coming down from space - where she's been for the last 24 hours
#hotguestsummer for thread title, please.INSTA JACK IS BACK! Horrrrraaaaay! It’s time for #hotguestsummer everyone!
That talk is going to be a bleeping train wreck today isn’t it? I have craft beer and nachos for later and I can’t bloody wait.
Key note? More like peripheral tritone hehe.
I'll get my coat.
I'll get my coat.
Thread title nom! If it's not too sweary? Jack Monroe #511 summer time twit
It’s the only explanation, isn’t it? A happy and sober person wouldn’t even think that stuff, never mind write it out, never mind post it on the damn internet to a completely public platform. I’m embarrassed for her, and I can’t even stand the lying grifting space-stealing con-artist.
Bets on a late guest and an empty chair?
Yes, that should have been followed by an 'I'm in hospital and the lady doctor has said I will never hear my child's laugh again because I've deliberately put myself at a distance where permanent damage was inevitable' post.
Wot no filtered safety glass car selfie?
Yes you’d think she’d be doing a bit of rehearsing if she’s giving a speech? The effort I put into even a stupid PowerPoint presentation at work is pretty mega!!
I think it's the bald bloke who grows plants in artificial light in an old air raid shelter. The one she went to a concert with and was almost certainly the lodger. She's called him her wingman before.
Anyone else and I'd say 100%. But this is Jack, after all, who has form for talking absolute shite on the internet regardless of what she claims to be imbibing (or not).
Oh you mean Mr Potato head
Neither had I, apparently it was only about 6 weeks ago that it was decided to revert to the Welsh and I hadn’t seen the big newsflash.
I think she’ll get there and vomit the usual lies and word salad all over her audience. There’ll be nothing new. Poverty is bad; I know first hand what real hopeless poverty is like cos I had to claim housing benefit once upon a time (despite having wealthy parents and a billion opportunities that people who actually grew up in poverty never ever had); poor people deserve food; Tories are bad, the end.
Yes the day one was this I presume. A sober LGBTQ rave. Which is why she was the most sober gay person yesterday.
I might be way off about Simon*, but he comes across as pretty naive rather than an outright grifter. It's not surprising that he's choosing the fence-sitting 'both sides have a point' response.
*I know he has a thread, but I can't summon enough interest in him to check it out.
But it fits perfectly with the sense of entitlement she has………
All this crap about it being “Her Niche“ etc. She thinks she deserves to be there no matter what state of rack & ruin she arrives in, or whatever complete crap she spouts… Becasue she’s entitled to it. In her head anyway
You sound poorly to me. Have you checked your temperature? Best stay home and
Seriously though you're right, how tf does she think that practicing eyeshadow lewks and all night raving is in any way relatable for the average, low to medium income working parent at half term? Because isn't that the audience she strove to relate to?
Way to prove you have neither parenting responsibilities nor a proper job (but do mysteriously have disposable income).
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