Jack Monroe #510 Simply The guest

[Lucky Escape]

‘standing next to a speaker three times at tall as i am!’

tell me you’ve never been to a ‘rave’ without telling me etc

Perhaps she's channelling that bit at the end of Cliff bleeping Richard's 'Wired for Sound' where he starts rambling about all the types of speakers he likes: 'Tall speakers / Small speakers / Wall speakers / But, most, of all I like loud speakers'

Him roller-skating through a car park probably counts as a rave in her book, too.

 

[stunrw]

She really is chatting tit. Like the worst bore on speed.

If she is trying convince anyone (other than herself) she is sober, she is failing miserably.

You do feel sorry for her agent sometimes……………

 

[Livia Fantasy]

Hay? Sued? Don't be afraid...

 

[houseofhoop]

If she is trying convince anyone (other than herself) she is sober, she is failing miserably.

You do feel sorry for her agent sometimes……………

High on from last night. She’ll be on a come down by the time she gets to Hay.
Chaos incoming.

 

[MadelineBassett]

Imagine for a moment the full insanity of boasting about not having bothered to go to bed before a work engagement. On a public platform where it’s likely to be seen by the people who’ve hired you. I cannot

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

 

[Shimmering]

I'm obviously missing how spouting tit on twitter while being exhausted due to lack of sleep on the way to a work event is "life beyond your wildest dreams"?

Send explanation-ios.

 

[MistyWindows]

Thanks for posting this about an hour after my grocery delivery arrived. WARNED.

Please accept my most sincere apologies.
I give my tireless work away for free mostly, so will not be offering a refund.
As I just mentioned I give my work away for free, if you can please send cashos to [email protected].

thankyou x

 

[stunrw]

Hay? Sued? Don't be afraid...

Just made me spit my Shady Priest everywhere! WARNED!!!!

(I am not sober nor am I likely to claim to be for the next 24/48 hours )

 

[ReadySteadyGrift]

Post 3 day rave guest delivering a speech on 3 hours sleep. I'm mentally calculating how I can get to this festival

 

[NellieBoo]

Cont.

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Something else to add to the Things That Didn't Happen list .

 

[Foxvint]

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This (imaginary) mate is quoting a well known meme. God she's gonna be extra horrendous as she gets older. 1 of those sad Mrs Robinson types always trying to compete with the gorgeous young girls. Im always a bit loathe to say she's off her tits cos who can truly know but - she's off her tits. The announcing of utterly ordinary tit as if it's some massive inspirational insight is a dead giveaway.

 

[FrumpyCat]

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Can we add keynote to words Jack doesn't understand.

 

[MistyWindows]

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I just cringed so hard my hole is a turtleneck. Soz grandpa neckbeard but that video hasn’t been funny for 15 years.

 

[stunrw]

High on from last night. She’ll be on a come down by the time she gets to Hay.
Chaos incoming.

duck yes, she’ll be rattling like anything by the time she has to talk in front of people. And then there is the trip home

Looking at the weather too, I bet that tent will be hotter than satans hole by then

 

[Skyfall]

So... Bed at 3, up at 6, train to Wales at 6.30.
One could think no shower/clean clothes were involved then (unless she showered before bed). And she'll be talking to people and having pictures taken with them. Ew.

Train???
Nah our Jackie gal will arrive in style by car- Harold the chess Playing, risotto loving, body guard will be driving to provide her with the stab vest muscle she needs

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

 

[hiyaaaacath]

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Didn’t old-creepy-beardy beard Simon denounce her the other day?

 

[Livia Fantasy]

Well, I *was* going to get a load of decorating done today, but it would appear that I am not.

Sorry, son1, you're living in the garage for another week.

 

[Foxvint]

Cringing myself inside out here. Imagine being thirty five years old and someone’s mother and posting this on the internet. 🫠

She's really given up all pretence of him living with her. Any mum can have a night out of course but if you're working bank hol you'd imagine you'd be doing something with them at the weekend. There's never a dickie bird about any activities with him. It's the Just Jack show everytime. I hope to god he's not on twitter.