Jack Monroe #510 Simply The guest

[Brian Butterfield]

Can we add keynote to words Jack doesn't understand.

Safer just to add the whole dictionary at this point, babes xx

 

[houseofhoop]

duck yes, she’ll be rattling like anything by the time she has to talk in front of people. And then there is the trip home

So glad I have nothing planned today

 

[stunrw]

So glad I have nothing planned today

Its awesone! Bier Festival, wife and kids off, AND a chaos incoming

 

[Skyfall]

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Another fuc£ing ring to pawn….

 

[Seaford Haggington]

So glad I have nothing planned today

All this chaos and more no doubt to come. Although I am now working my way through the good snacks.

 

[NellieBoo]

Well, I *was* going to get a load of decorating done today, but it would appear that I am not.

Sorry, son1, you're living in the garage for another week.

She always, always does this when I've planned to shampoo my lounge carpet. So I feel this may be my fault.

 

[usefullyuseless]

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Hi everyone, please tell me how gorgeous and beautiful and perfect and smol I am

 

[Penelope_Ghent]

I do hope there is a brave Frau at Hay, undercover and incognito taking one for the team to report back.

 

[Foxvint]

Oh christ we're getting filtered to duck bikini beach pix soon aren't we. Hold me.

 

[Witchfinder Sargeant]

I know everyone's sober journey is different but I don't feel the need to append the word "sober" to everything I do. I mention it to people if I'm invited to dinner and offer to bring an alternative to wine, or if I know the AF drinks at a restaurant are shite I'll suggest somewhere else. For the first year I shared monthly progress badges from my sober app but I'm going to stop doing that.

It's just part of who I am, now. I'd no more say I did something sober than I'd say I did it while wearing my glasses, because i do everything wearing my glasses.

 

[Seaford Haggington]

She's really given up all pretence of him living with her. Any mum can have a night out of course but if you're working bank hol you'd imagine you'd be doing something with them at the weekend. There's never a dickie bird about any activities with him. It's the Just Jack show everytime. I hope to god he's not on twitter.

Also very little attempt to plead poverty now. Didn't find the ticket for the rave in a puddle etc.

 

[stunrw]

And of course this prick would hove into view like the unflushable turd/neckbeard that he is

He’s about as funny as piles

 

[hiyaaaacath]

Keynote? More like Keystone bleep!

As usual a half truth as I’m quite sure she’s been doing plenty of keynotes this weekend.

 

[stunrw]

Oh christ we're getting filtered to duck bikini beach pix soon aren't we. Hold me.

I can hear the neckbeards drooling already

 

[FrumpyCat]

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And late to the party we have body neutral Jack. Let's hope the thirst shots are a thing of the past.

 

[Foxvint]

Also very little attempt to plead poverty now. Didn't find the ticket for the rave in a puddle etc.

That's money could've gone on taking her boy out. For once. Don't worry there'll be a hasty cobbled together explanation once she's grunked- dear friend insisted on paying her in. Cabbie waived the fare cos cor blimey miss munroe it a big honor to ave ya in my cab, wait til I tell me old lady etc

 

[stunrw]

And late to the party we have body neutral Jack. Let's hope the thirst shots are a thing of the past.

And the visions of the unruly labia leaving a groove in the sand……….

I’ll show myself out!

 

[TheCat'sMother]

Yeah, it's usually about a day from her living life beyond her wildest dreams to a total crash.

Chaos incoming...

 

[NellieBoo]

Oh christ we're getting filtered to duck bikini beach pix soon aren't we. Hold me.

Absolutely x It's part of Summer time twit Jack's repertoire.

 

[stunrw]

I know everyone's sober journey is different but I don't feel the need to append the word "sober" to everything I do. I mention it to people if I'm invited to dinner and offer to bring an alternative to wine, or if I know the AF drinks at a restaurant are shite I'll suggest somewhere else. For the first year I shared monthly progress badges from my sober app but I'm going to stop doing that.

It's just part of who I am, now. I'd no more say I did something sober than I'd say I did it while wearing my glasses, because i do everything wearing my glasses.


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Didn’t she have a stroke in some supermarket or other because the mince pies had booze in or something?? You arent trying to tell me that everyone saw her and instantly disposed of anything alcoholic so as not to upset her.

Make it make sense