Jack Monroe #509 The Silence of the Scams.

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Captainmouse

Captainmouse

HotesTilaire said:
I still think people in general are always looking for a reason not to help, and the Jacks of the world are confirmation bias.

Are we to be punished with a week of silence and sucking🥕 socking on the haunted bird app, just because she’s on the telly next week?

bloody 🥕been reading too many of geetbo’s
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kachoochoo

kachoochoo

hello, as of most you know, I've had a mare with the list recently, having broken my phone, switched to another and lost all my notes on my old samsung

anyhoo, I've managed to get most of it from a different old phone, and I figured it'd be illustrative for newbies and lurkers. I have been keeping a list of things jack has said she'll do for just over 2.5 years now

as ever, this is the last version ive managed to recover. please tell me what is missing and, please, please, please can someone copy and paste it in the wiki as I can't 🙏 thank space you 🙏

£15 a week lunches
£20 shops as a whole
3 recipes per week in 2022
4 blogs a week in 2023
9 half-written manuscripts
15 minute meals
24 tweet thread of proving the trolls wrong
35 recipes from a £20 shop, pick your fave
2000 words for print glossy ✅ GQ awards
a few announcements
adding to twitter thread of plants as they bloom
advent calendar
aged chicken thigh bone stock
alcohol free versions of recipes
another walk in a restricted mod area
apple and pear crumble with brown sugar
austerity book
base system going in next book
BBC show ✅ guest on dr rupy's iplayer show
best value vegetables for squig
big press photo shoots
big work
black bean brownies recipe
black bean recipes from poll
black pudding pastitsio
BLM video monetization donation
blog a simple recipe
blog about energy companies' profits and nationalising stuff
blog of heatwave foods
blog post excited about for ages
bollocking rishi sunak
book on culinary history
book signing in Belfast
books for slow cooker appeal

books for the rural coffee caravan ❌
confirmed never arrived 17.2.22 by rcc twitter

Brand New System for desk ✅ wallpaper

bright blue think tank updates
brioche balls ✅ brioche, mincemeat and camembert wreath

broccoli, creamy cannellini beans and fish
broccoli breakfast pasta
budget shopping article
Camp Kitchen from the shed
cannelini bacon and pork belly pie
carrot cake baked oats
chestnut fudge thing
chicken livers
chicken nuggets with black pudding crumb
chocolate and prune oats
Christmas condiment
Christmas leftovers caesar salad - nov 2022
Christmas pie and mash - due 3.1.23
cinnamon granola recipe
coconut oil etc mouthwash quantities
coffee scrub
column for the Breakdown
comic filter security
comparison of 2021 £20 shop to 2022 £20 shop
compiling list of independent food banks
Conditions of Bungalow Bubbling lessons
cooking for one book
cost of living crisis recipes in one category
crispy fish recipe
curating regular book recommendations
David Walliams book reviews
dauphinoise pie
dealing with paying taxes
deep pinky purple mascarpone ice cream
denim shirt embroidery commissions
depressipes
detailed blog on nutrition
devilled eggs recipe ✅ completed it, mate

diabetic recipes
dig out microwave and kettle recipes
DM to Yel
drawing nigella's garden
dyeing all clothes black
easy care for cutlery
email household management book to agent
ethical on a budget

explain daily usage of pythagoras theorem ✅ something to do with rishi sunak

extremely useful stuff
festive pop tarts
festive vegan loaf ✅ peeling pie
filing accounts
flannel blog
flapjack recipe
folding fitted sheets in seconds
food truck of joy
fulfilling all patreon commitments 2022 edition
gailymail
giant caramelised banana and chocolate pancake
goat kleftiko
gold rush xmas presents
great resources by trans + non binary writers
greek cook book
greens, eggs and ham
half-written budget xmas recipes
handing over her platform to poc
haybox and thermos cooking
healthy on a bootstrap
hecking big decluttering
helping disability and mental health writers
history of York road market
homemade hand sanitiser
homemade cleaning items
homemade dog biscuits
homemade houmous secret ingredients
huge depop or Ebay sale

mushroom butter
New Thing
newspaper campaign ✅ the bleeping express
no- and low-fuel cooking ✅ (kinda) the bromelain in canned pineapple is denatured
no waste cook book (on twitter for world earth day)
nutrition degree
onion chopping song
open the space squig box
Other Plans for cabbage
ouchy mouth recipes
painstakingly costed menu for week under £20
pastry recipe
patreon update
peasants pudding recipe
photos of Rather Renegade xmas dinner 2022
picture of tree postcards
pistachio milk
pointing out real plants
pork and lentil bolognese
postcards, postcards, postcards
poverty memoir
puttanesca soup
quick pickling
radish recipes
recipe roundup on Instagram
recipes for small people
red ephemera soup recipe
redoing dinner to get better light
report for work and pensions committee
repotting spider plants from a friend
reshooting beach pottery in daylight
rooting out Amazon from website

running around in heels with a Tall Man ✅
GQ awards 2020. no evidence of running or dancing, but Marcus is tall. she didn't even personally hand him the award.

running order for xmas dinner
salt and vinegar sardines and spaghetti
sardine tin print
sausage and kale slop
Secret Ingredient ✅ - possibly banana skin
secret stock ingredient
human dreamies
potato water
selling books on website again
send squig mandarin carrot recipe
sending maple syrup tin to fan
serious work
serving libel papers to fox/daubney/anderson
set up mastodon
setting her teenage musings to music
sexy kitchen makeover reason
shopping trolley ✅ viewed Sept 2021, unclear if gift

sideboard photos reason
sleep hygiene routine
slow cooker bubble bath
slow cooker recipes, maybe for depher
slow cooker xmas dinner - before xmas 2021
some kind of timetable for SB in lockdown
something about how money buys time
something else Jack'll remember sometime
soup for bed recipe
spite recipe
split peas and cooking bacon
squigs pick eyeshadow looks

super secret shopping trip hack ✅
thrifty kitchen published january 2023 - quarterhack

supper nanny
support cabal for bullied media types
swamp thing
sweet and sour soup
sweet potato caramel
t shirts with offensive slogan ✅ actually done within 3 hours 1.2.22
t shirt profits to trussell trust updates
teemill profits
thread about moving house
thrifty shades of beige
Thursday thunder clap
tiktok
tin juice cordial recipe
tomato soup water content done

train video for squig
transcribing and blogging non binary talk
transcribing government bollocking
translation of a Greek Cypriot cookbook
unorthodox cheese sauce - done ✅

unorthodox courgette squishing
Up To Something
uses for juice from del monte tins
various cornflakes chicken recipes
vegan char sui buns
vegan cheese list

vegan crackling ✅ deep-fried rice paper apparently, admitted April 2022. this was among the original items on this list, first posited in late 2019, preceding these threads

vegan diabetic creme egg (maybe)
vegan haggis
vegan pastitsio ✅ in collab with Linda

vegan paella with artichokes
vegan pie glaze
vegan version of upside down pineapple chicken
Vimes Boots Price Index - due mid February 2022
visit Poland
weekly routine
write about diva pdf experience
write about sobriety
writing a thing about tories and 30p meals ✅

zero waste curry falafels
 
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Yer_wha?!

Still haven't caught up but the bods on the hell site are hilarious.

"Tattle's obsessed with Jack"- tweets about Jack 4 times. "Tattle's obsessed with Jack, it's not healthy"- tweets about Jack 3 times. "Tattle's obsessed with Jack. I'm having break from tweeting about Jack". "JACK THIS JACK THAT JACK THE OTHER"

You probably know who I mean if you're a haunted bird lurker. A hypocrite of the very highest order!
 
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RinsingHoops

RinsingHoops

kachoochoo said:
hello, as of most you know, I've had a mare with the list recently, having broken my phone, switched to another and lost all my notes on my old samsung

anyhoo, I've managed to get most of it from a different old phone, and I figured it'd be illustrative for newbies and lurkers. I have been keeping a list of things jack has said she'll do for just over 2.5 years now

as ever, this is the last version ive managed to recover. please tell me what is missing and, please, please, please can someone copy and paste it in the wiki as I can't 🙏 thank space you 🙏

£15 a week lunches
£20 shops as a whole
3 recipes per week in 2022
4 blogs a week in 2023
9 half-written manuscripts
15 minute meals
24 tweet thread of proving the trolls wrong
35 recipes from a £20 shop, pick your fave
2000 words for print glossy ✅ GQ awards
a few announcements
adding to twitter thread of plants as they bloom
advent calendar
aged chicken thigh bone stock
alcohol free versions of recipes
another walk in a restricted mod area
apple and pear crumble with brown sugar
austerity book
base system going in next book ✅ guest on dr rupy's iplayer show
best value vegetables for squig
big press photo shoots
big work
black bean brownies recipe
black bean recipes from poll
black pudding pastitsio
BLM video monetization donation
blog a simple recipe
blog about energy companies' profits and nationalising stuff
blog of heatwave foods
blog post excited about for ages
bollocking rishi sunak
book on culinary history
book signing in Belfast
books for slow cooker appeal

books for the rural coffee caravan ❌
confirmed never arrived 17.2.22 by rcc twitter

Brand New System for desk ✅ wallpaper

bright blue think tank updates
brioche balls ✅ brioche, mincemeat and camembert wreath

broccoli, creamy cannellini beans and fish
broccoli breakfast pasta
budget shopping article
Camp Kitchen from the shed
cannelini bacon and pork belly pie
carrot cake baked oats
chestnut fudge thing
chicken livers
chicken nuggets with black pudding crumb
chocolate and prune oats
Christmas condiment
Christmas leftovers caesar salad - nov 2022
Christmas pie and mash - due 3.1.23
cinnamon granola recipe
coconut oil etc mouthwash quantities
coffee scrub
column for the Breakdown
comic filter security
comparison of 2021 £20 shop to 2022 £20 shop
compiling list of independent food banks
Conditions of Bungalow Bubbling lessons
cooking for one book
cost of living crisis recipes in one category
crispy fish recipe
curating regular book recommendations
David Walliams book reviews
dauphinoise pie
dealing with paying taxes
deep pinky purple mascarpone ice cream
denim shirt embroidery commissions
depressipes
detailed blog on nutrition
devilled eggs recipe ✅ completed it, mate

diabetic recipes
dig out microwave and kettle recipes
DM to Yel
drawing nigella's garden
dyeing all clothes black
easy care for cutlery
email household management book to agent
ethical on a budget

explain daily usage of pythagoras theorem ✅ something to do with rishi sunak

extremely useful stuff
festive pop tarts
festive vegan loaf ✅ peeling pie
filing accounts
flannel blog
flapjack recipe
folding fitted sheets in seconds
food truck of joy
fulfilling all patreon commitments 2022 edition
gailymail
giant caramelised banana and chocolate pancake
goat kleftiko
gold rush xmas presents
great resources by trans + non binary writers
greek cook book
greens, eggs and ham
half-written budget xmas recipes
handing over her platform to poc
haybox and thermos cooking
healthy on a bootstrap
hecking big decluttering
helping disability and mental health writers
history of York road market
homemade hand sanitiser
homemade cleaning items
homemade dog biscuits
homemade houmous secret ingredients
huge depop or Ebay sale

mushroom butter
New Thing
newspaper campaign ✅ the bleeping express
no- and low-fuel cooking ✅ (kinda) the bromelain in canned pineapple is denatured
no waste cook book (on twitter for world earth day)
nutrition degree
onion chopping song
open the space squig box
Other Plans for cabbage
ouchy mouth recipes
painstakingly costed menu for week under £20
pastry recipe
patreon update
peasants pudding recipe
photos of Rather Renegade xmas dinner 2022
picture of tree postcards
pistachio milk
pointing out real plants
pork and lentil bolognese
postcards, postcards, postcards
poverty memoir
puttanesca soup
quick pickling
radish recipes
recipe roundup on Instagram
recipes for small people
red ephemera soup recipe
redoing dinner to get better light
report for work and pensions committee
repotting spider plants from a friend
reshooting beach pottery in daylight
rooting out Amazon from website

running around in heels with a Tall Man ✅
GQ awards 2020. no evidence of running or dancing, but Marcus is tall. she didn't even personally hand him the award.

running order for xmas dinner
salt and vinegar sardines and spaghetti
sardine tin print
sausage and kale slop
Secret Ingredient ✅ - possibly banana skin
secret stock ingredient
human dreamies
potato water
selling books on website again
send squig mandarin carrot recipe
sending maple syrup tin to fan
serious work
serving libel papers to fox/daubney/anderson
set up mastodon
setting her teenage musings to music
sexy kitchen makeover reason
shopping trolley ✅ viewed Sept 2021, unclear if gift

sideboard photos reason
sleep hygiene routine
slow cooker bubble bath
slow cooker recipes, maybe for depher
slow cooker xmas dinner - before xmas 2021
some kind of timetable for SB in lockdown
something about how money buys time
something else Jack'll remember sometime
soup for bed recipe
spite recipe
split peas and cooking bacon
squigs pick eyeshadow looks

super secret shopping trip hack ✅
thrifty kitchen published january 2023 - quarterhack

supper nanny
support cabal for bullied media types
swamp thing
sweet and sour soup
sweet potato caramel
t shirts with offensive slogan ✅ actually done within 3 hours 1.2.22
t shirt profits to trussell trust updates
teemill profits
thread about moving house
thrifty shades of beige
Thursday thunder clap
tiktok
tin juice cordial recipe
tomato soup water content done

train video for squig
transcribing and blogging non binary talk
transcribing government bollocking
translation of a Greek Cypriot cookbook
unorthodox cheese sauce - done ✅

unorthodox courgette squishing
Up To Something
uses for juice from del monte tins
various cornflakes chicken recipes
vegan char sui buns
vegan cheese list

vegan crackling ✅ deep-fried rice paper apparently, admitted April 2022. this was among the original items on this list, first posited in late 2019, preceding these threads

vegan diabetic creme egg (maybe)
vegan haggis
vegan pastitsio ✅ in collab with Linda

vegan paella with artichokes
vegan pie glaze
vegan version of upside down pineapple chicken
Vimes Boots Price Index - due mid February 2022
visit Poland
weekly routine
write about diva pdf experience
write about sobriety
writing a thing about tories and 30p meals ✅

zero waste curry falafels
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Unbelievable when you see it written down, she’s such a lazy moo.

Has she been kidnapped or something? Not even Tina Turner (simply the best) RIP rated a comment from her.
 
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Ms Biscuit

Ms Biscuit

VeniVidiVicki said:
They‘ve asked for suggestions for ’books which have changed your life’ on Radio 4 for Saturday Live which is coming from the Hay Festival tomorrow. I hope someone suggests Cooking on a Bootstrap as being a seminal moment in the realisation how grifters are propped up by MSM.
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For me, it has to be that absolute banger "Georgia Church Suppers."

Changed my life, it did, and I've never even read it. All I have to do is think of it, and I laugh to myself.
 
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Onestorytoomany

Onestorytoomany

Is hay festival tomorrow. I wonder what wonderful wisdom she will impart with tomorrow. Will she have something new to add to the poverty story.
 
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Trauma Frotters

Trauma Frotters

The Scene : OH and I having a light speculate as to what is about to come out regarding Philip Schofield.

OH: Get onto your Jack Monroe Hellsite and find out! You probably need to catch up on what she is doing anyway.

Me (smug and a touch ominous): oh I know what she is doing.

OH (interest piqued despite himself): what is she doing?

Me: she is going on Question Time.

OH (baffled): oh. *Edges away quietly*
 
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FunnyFuneral

FunnyFuneral

streby said:
I bet someone will tell her to shut her legs again 🥰
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It's about time she gets the unruly labia under control. I've heard they've been running amok with her legs akimbo . Honestly this on going "keep your legs shut " thing really annoys me. I used to babysit for a mixed race child aged 16 (me, the child was a baby) in the early 80s. I did get asked on one occasion when I was out with her in her buggy if she was mine, but no one ever shouted or hissed abuse along those lines at me. Ever. She is a liar who is pretending that being a single parent in the 2010s earned the abuse of the 1910s. I also had a child as a single mother 1990s - never in my life had the keep your legs shut line. It's all a load of nonsense for the pit and ££££s
 
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Sideboard Bob

Sideboard Bob

Flivver said:
We can but hope.

Tattle has long had the measure of PS - we also see JM for what she is.
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I said this in another thread, but it’s so weird seeing something tattle has talked about for years being official news.

It would be like if Vogue or Graziaa ran an article saying, “yes, Sali Hughes is a bit snippy”.

Or a Guardian headline saying, “Jack Monroe has been lying and scamming people for years - the sh1tter”
 
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