Completed it mate.It's OK, lads, she's a hawk about open flames. Doesn't think to highlight the obvious health & safety aspect to her followers, though. What an absolute danger she really is.
View attachment 2011437
Completed it mate.It's OK, lads, she's a hawk about open flames. Doesn't think to highlight the obvious health & safety aspect to her followers, though. What an absolute danger she really is.
View attachment 2011437
Why is she explaining that? Are we all stupid?Here it is, the really makes you think origin story. Never not funny.
View attachment 2011430
Up for an award sponsored by a specialist foodstuff, so she proceeds to tweet about how cheap asda leavings-cheese is just the same.This is why she has mentioned it and is probably the first time she has even heard of it isn't it?
really makes u cringe < me turning inside out eyes firstHere it is, the really makes you think origin story. Never not funny.
View attachment 2011430
We’ve had Kirstie Allslop Jack before, it was tragic then and still is.Is Jack trying to reposition herself as a crafts maven? Yet another one of the desperate career paths of washed-up no-talent former celebrities (see: Tori Spelling).
Excuse you! Last time she came out with this bollox she gave the tin can a nice coat of paint! This is progress, it’s only dangerous and bleeping stupid, not bleeping dangerous and bleeping stupid.FFS, she's learnt nothing from the egg ring debacle - those cans will have an epoxy resin coating, so shouldn't be heated like this.
Large yankee candle about 20 quid. Or maybe a gift from cwhh
And a flounce. And some degree of snark.I can't wait for the Health & Safety crew to clap their eyes on Jack's Tin Can tweet. She''ll get crucified.
Expect a rapid delete sometime later.
Of course!Why in the name of god hasn’t she been snapped up by ‘top tips’ page of a crappy magazine yet?! Surely the perfect fit. One piece of work a month (I know, more than she’s used to), terrible writing and providing wholly impractical tips..,,
---
And a flounce. And some degree of snark.
It was because IIRC it was in the middle of a particularly unhinged Twitter period and half the squigs consequently assumed she meant it.Why is she explaining that? Are we all stupid?
Hey at least Kirk had a bed and wasn’t forced to sleep on the sofa because ?????
Cos they already stole all her best ideas.Why in the name of god hasn’t she been snapped up by ‘top tips’ page of a crappy magazine yet?!