FFS, she's learnt nothing from the egg ring debacle - those cans will have an epoxy resin coating, so shouldn't be heated like this.
Jack Monroe #483 The plans are going well, it’s the execution that seems to be lacking
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I wonder how long her ‘buying things ban’ is going to last. I bet she’s already ordered another six Cotswold sideboards since she sent that tweet.
Also those tin candles look dire, impractical, and a waste of everyone’s time. This is the type of thing she considers as part of her 100 hour work week, whereas to anyone in the real world it’s just pointless fannying around. Nobody wants to decorate their house with literal trash, Jack. Just like nobody wants to sand down an old tuna can to make an egg ring.
Also those tin candles look dire, impractical, and a waste of everyone’s time. This is the type of thing she considers as part of her 100 hour work week, whereas to anyone in the real world it’s just pointless fannying around. Nobody wants to decorate their house with literal trash, Jack. Just like nobody wants to sand down an old tuna can to make an egg ring.
REVELATION: LIT CANDLES LOOK NICE AROUND A BATH.
Also, massive opportunity for painstaking/ly lost. Never has someone been so off their game whilst simultaneously 100% on it.
Solid day campaigning for the povs there, Jackie. You can take the evening off.
Also, massive opportunity for painstaking/ly lost. Never has someone been so off their game whilst simultaneously 100% on it.
Solid day campaigning for the povs there, Jackie. You can take the evening off.
Jack, a plaited, double knotted wick in a freshly washed milk bottle topped up with petrol also makes for a good alternative if you can't scrape any more wax from a spent Jo Malone that your ex might have left
#sweetiettoptips
I’m sure we’ve seen tealighters in old tins from her before. Tried to find a photo of it but found some vintage 2015 Jack instead. The bandana!
Why does she insist on abusing perfectly good items by putting them to a use for which they were not intended? Don't use your screwdrivers as awls, you'll damage them and if it slips, you could damage yourself. She is so thoughtless and irresponsible.
She's obviously trying to set herself some social media boundaries by coming BACK and being all nice then staying off for a day. We are laughing.
OT: I thought Manchego was that grim old porn star
the things I learn on this thread
OT: I thought Manchego was that grim old porn star
the things I learn on this thread
If I didn't know better, I'd say she's put the Tin Can Deathtrap tweet up to provoke appalled reactions from people.
Then she'd have carte blanche to go up like a rocket.
Then she'd have carte blanche to go up like a rocket.
She asked someone if they're OK! You must all be right about the PR training. Thankfully she still dropped in some mememe bollocks about fire service training so we know it's her.
Ole dead eyes is back.
A holiday in America - how exciting, Jack's son must have had a lovely time! I wonder if Jack took him to Disney World? - I bet he found it magical! What a story to tell his friends!View attachment 2010864
I’ve never put the two things together before, but this was the day before she went on her “working holiday” to the US with her Diva/grim Ripper Museum pal.
bleeping hell Jack, “new and exciting work” is a truly novel way to describe jiggling the ol’ “famous DDs” and (GAUCHE
) with the appalling Linda Riley in exchange for all expenses paid.
Holly Golightly you most certainly are not.
Oh, hang on,. Sorry, I am sure he had a nice time at his dad's
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I do wish that name had autocorrected to Grift.
I'm a hawk around open flames, she says, after posting an image of a tin can candle with a flame sputtering above the rim of the receptacle that does not look bloody safe
It's OK, lads, she's a hawk about open flames. Doesn't think to highlight the obvious health & safety aspect to her followers, though. What an absolute danger she really is.
Connecting those three Prime Ministers because of their gender? That 'really makes u think'.
Julia Grace, Simon Harris, Jess Taylor, Jack Monroe ‘really makes you think’
Jack Monroe has the same initials as Jamie Moliver. Makes u think.
Our baby’s getting so close to a reasonable, empathic response. Sniff. Nearly *so proud*.
(eta: that’s supposed to be a bad crossing out, btw, not a bad highlighting.)
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