Jack Monroe #483 The plans are going well, it’s the execution that seems to be lacking

[Hold my beans]

Can anyone else smell burning?

 

[Onestorytoomany]

 While Rome burns .....













She just likes wasting time,she acts like i did during my teen summer holidays when my mates had buggered off to spain for their family holidays. I used to make tit too.

 

[Lifeislemons]

It has utterly finished me off that there is a huge candle behind

 

[NellieBoo]

It's Tuesday!

 

[Geetbo]

Can anyone else smell burning?

At least it will hide the smell of crab paste.

 

[Livia Fantasy]

duck me, she's a basic boring witch isn't she?

 

[TankGirl]

Jack is the person who put plastic cheese into a sauce she made in a blender...

Hush your
---

Know what you mean. The Viscomté de Sloppe. A masked freedom fighter who fights the good fight against Bad Tories…behind the scenes. So low profile that no one knows they exist.

We need to add him to the list of persons dramatic

 

[TheCat'sMother]

What the hecking heck is Jack playing at? Who has time to waste making fugly looking "lanterns" out of bits of string and old candle wax? Jack's totally lost it this time.

That looks like a burn mark on the kitchen surface. The landlordlady won't be happy.

And suggesting putting them on a bath edge....Eeeeek, especially as most baths are plastic now. I know someone who's teenage daughter put tealights on a bath surround and melted the bath. The housing association made her pay for it to be replaced. Nice Tip Jack, you going to stump up for anyone who damages a rental property with your madcap ideas?

Yep, looks like a burn mark on the worktop to me too.

And the delightful honk of burning plastic in the bathroom is sooooo relaxing.

Also, with metal being an excellent conductor of heat, it won't just be the top of the tin can that will be "toastie".

Haven't our overstretched A & E units got enough to do besides attending to 1st degree burns on Jackie's simpletons? Give me strength...

 

[Yer_wha?!]

She's not too good at this decluttering malarkey is she? Look at all that... well, clutter in the background.

I love having candles lit that have black smoke swirling off them. Creates such a relaxing ambience.

 

[imBUSY]

While Rome burns .....


View attachment 2011305

And WHY TF would you do this right before a move? More useless junk to pack.

 

[Feck]

Just why when there's a spenny yankee candle right behind them

View attachment 2011337
View attachment 2011338
View attachment 2011339
View attachment 2011340
View attachment 2011341
View media item 5169

She's going to burn down the bungamansion as a final F.U. to her poor landlady.

 

[Mr Krabs]

Wooden countertops plus hot hot metal and shitloads of counter clutter shoved in the corner. What could go wrong?

 

[Yer_wha?!]

I'm stunned she's let this response go by!

 

[hoopdedoo]

Is Jack trying to reposition herself as a crafts maven? Yet another one of the desperate career paths of washed-up no-talent former celebrities (see: Tori Spelling).

 

[Country Bumpkin]

Nicely blackened soot stained tin can candle holder anyone? Lovely gift for mums day. Just punch a few holes in an old tin can, drop in a tealight and your good to go

 

[Ablemabel]

What a phenomenal waste of time AND they look tit as well as being a fire hazard.

ETA She's also essentially just admitted she's spent the afternoon making crap. The squigs are absolutely blind to it!

 

[Yer_wha?!]

And if she was meant to be moving last month, but it got delayed due to new landlord or whatever, why wasn't the "heckin big declutter" all done? Really makes you think

 

[SweetTransvestite]

Lads, relax it's fine. Jack spent literal months answering phones for the fire service. Skirt or no skirt, she's got experience dammit.
She's [nam eyes] heard things, okay?

 

[NellieBoo]

I'm stunned she's let this response go by!
View attachment 2011368

Oh sweet summer squig. Jack is a ~literal~ fire safety expert.

 

[Katkat]

Oh god are we getting Grifty Kitchen 2: Tin Candle Bugaloo?