Nervous face...Why does she buy jackets that are too small.
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Nervous face...Why does she buy jackets that are too small.
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It would smell like walking past a LUSH shopThe more I think about it, I'm surprised she made the wick out of string and didn't handspin tumbledryer fluff into cord.
Also, I'm now thinking what the bloody hell does dregs of candles various melted together smell like? The olfactory equivalent of when one mashed all the primary school poster paints together, with no knowledge of colour theory, and created that lovely murky brown colour?
I sent one years ago and I signed off with 'sorry for the incontinence ' instead of 'inconvenience!Send coffinos, that's fabulously inappropriate! Jack and her ridiculous use of the wrong word can't be blamed on. Peripatetic
Once upon a time a colleague sent an email to the whole department and signed off with...
R e t a r d s instead of regards.
(it wouldn't let me type it! I'm not insulting anyone mods, honest!)
Took a while for them to live that down. The replies were priceless.
Just nearly coughed up a lung laughingI sent one years ago and I signed off with 'sorry for the incontinence ' instead of 'inconvenience!
I love stuff like this. One of my staff once sent a text to hundreds of our parentsAt the risk of doing a Jack and elevenerifing that……I managed to call my (German) boss a nazi in a email because thechanged “nos”
So instead of the email reading: These nos (numbers) will kill us, it changed it to These nazis will kill us
Sorry what now?? Latest ridiculous fad? Srsly.I have a dedicated ice drawer…. But it’s full of actual ice to pop in my wine because I’ma wineaholica normal human! I mean, wtf wants frozen spaghetti hoops?! I despise the world sometimes honestly.
I prefer to do things painstakingly myself.“Carefully” poured in.
I love the way she always emphasizes you should do things “carefully”.
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Or send out some bleeping Patreon rewards!duck me, how bored our of your mind must u be to be sat in the house drilling holes in cans to make ‘lanterns’??? For the love of god, just get a job ffs
What, even when you “saute (soften)”?I prefer to do things painstakingly myself.
Oh no I tend to saute (soften) gently.
Oh duck off and fall into a well (a sort of hole), you condescending twunt. (Not you, Vali.)
Savage!I think Jack Hacks are meant to be evidence of an enthusiastic Polyanna brain brimming over with creativity when what they actually are is a sad sack Old Maid trying to fill her lonely days.
God damnit I love Bryan Brown in that movie *off to stream Cocktail*“Carefully” poured in.
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Sorry what now times #2?? What is wrong with her? No comments regarding what's happening in Parliament? No comments about the very likely energy price hike in April? Nothing of any use to man or beast on her tl to share with her adoring followers? The country may be in trouble, but here you go - Jack the Campaigner and Protector of the Povs is going to show you how to make fugly, useless, unsafe tin can lanterns. I am truly lost for words.
I'm not. This is just what she now does. I'm sure it's on purpose to get a rise out of peopleSorry what now times #2?? What is wrong with her? No comments regarding what's happening in Parliament? No comments about the very likely energy price hike in April? Nothing of any use to man or beast on her tl to share with her adoring followers? The country may be in trouble, but here you go - Jack the Campaigner and Protector of the Povs is going to show you how to make fugly, useless, unsafe tin can lanterns. I am truly lost for words.
You just don’t get it. Take the Jumblies, right? They looked foreign, and they went to sea in a *sieve*, which is basically a leaky small boat. Always now, always on the ball, our Jackie has no need to make social comment, she is social comment. Edgy campaigner relevance? Rinsed it, mate.Sorry what now times #2?? What is wrong with her? No comments regarding what's happening in Parliament? No comments about the very likely energy price hike in April? Nothing of any use to man or beast on her tl to share with her adoring followers? The country may be in trouble, but here you go - Jack the Campaigner and Protector of the Povs is going to show you how to make fugly, useless, unsafe tin can lanterns. I am truly lost for words.