Gonna tell my friends that I'm on call to read the That's Not My ..[insert animal] series to their small humans as many times as the child desires, that'll smash my Goodreads Reading Challenge goal in no time.
Jack Monroe #483 The plans are going well, it’s the execution that seems to be lacking
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Grunking so may have been said before, but WTF is that sleeveless shirt/Tshirt combo?!
Am way behind but can't stop laughing at this
She must be auditioning for Blue Peter.
John Noakes etc once made an Advent Crown with coat hangers, non fireproof tinsel & lighted candles, with the expected results.
Honestly the more I think about it the funnier it is. Nearly 35 years old and faffing around making tit lanterns out of tin cans 
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.All I could think was WHY!Honestly the more I think about it the funnier it is. Nearly 35 years old and faffing around making tit lanterns out of tin cans
I've just zoomed in and the edges of the sleeve holes on the shirt appear to be frilly. I think she was going for some kind of edgy rockabilly type vibe, but as always she's aping cultures and aesthetics she has no real clue about and falling flat AF.
They're not even anything to look at are they? Imagine lying in the bath staring at a row of old bean cans with the dates still stamped on and a foul mixture of Yankee candles' greatest hits billowing out. Not really my idea of a magical diy home spa.
(I sometimes re-use cans - especially the catering size ones, as garden pots. Make a few drainage holes with a drill or bradawl - DO NOT ruin a perfectly good screwdriver - and pot up a couple of supermarket primroses. I'll give you that one for nothing Jack.)
(I sometimes re-use cans - especially the catering size ones, as garden pots. Make a few drainage holes with a drill or bradawl - DO NOT ruin a perfectly good screwdriver - and pot up a couple of supermarket primroses. I'll give you that one for nothing Jack.)
I've always been surprised by the length and complexity of Mr Men tales. Just quietly
Someone in my A-level English class requested to write their extended essay on the collected works of Roger Hargreaves and very nearly got it through until someone in the department went, 'Hang on a minute...'
She's desperate for Harrison Ford to come and save her and her son isn't she? Amish Jack is hilarious Jack.
These are all gold. And Jack is the epiTOME of gau-chay
And deep cleaning her kitchen twelve times a dayDon’t forget the many many many many ‘meetings'
Honestly, what with this, covering her windows in bubble wrap, hoarding, sleeping in the living room, etc etc .... it's giving Richard Madeley's millennium cupboard.All I could think was WHY!
And spending an hour playing with that freeloading cat Cooper, who unlike Content, hasn’t earned back any money at all
She genuinely has nothing better to do with her time! That’s the sad truth of it. Rattling around alone in the crappy bungahouse, no job, son at his dad’s, she has to fill her time somehow.All I could think was WHY!
But she has loads she should be doing. Soooo much. The VBI, the 4 blogs a week, writing her memoir (which is due out in September) etc etc
By lying about drilling holes in tins?
Deluded fool.If you can’t face frying with it, you can always whisk it raw with the juice from tinned fruit.
You know, just like they “could” serve it at The Ivy.
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Jack Monroe Has Written a Cookbook for Food Bank Users
The food writer and campaigner rose to fame in 2012 after her blog on food poverty went viral. She tells us about ‘Tin Can Cook,’ the canned food recipe book she wishes she’d had as a food bank user.www.vice.com
Not you, Vali. Obvs.
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