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Jack Monroe #476 Avec Dangereux Dave and Les Pantalons of Beaucoup Grandes Humiliations
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maybe one of them was when she locked eyes with a young gent across the ASDA aisle as they both sang "Con te Partito" [sic] in perfect Italian, and it turned out that that wasn't basically an engagement, so it had to be removed from the count
As many have said before, thousands have died in Turkey and Syria. If I had 500,000 followers I'd have tweeted up one of the many disaster appeal fundraisers and asked if anyone could stick a £1 in. And similarly had a "charity of the week" post where I ask for a quid for a different charity each week. If it had a 1% success rate, ie that 5,000 people donated £1, it would make a huge difference to so many charities. At no cost to her. At no effort to her really as she could even get followers to nominate a charity to enhance her own engagement and following etc.
The problem is, she can't be bothered to help anyone else. At this point she seems to not even be bothered to help herself. We're on self destruct with a side order of "You're VERY jealous of me troll, shoo". Nobody is, Jack. Not one person. If at 34 I had a child and a string of failed relationships, articles in the paper where I happily talk about being an addict and spending money given in good faith to help me on junk. Having possibly the UKs highest concentration of therapists per square metre in my lounge on skip benches. I'd probably just try and do something to help someone else. Frankly. Because it might also end up helping me.
She has a LOVELY day planned and she does not have TIME to meld with this HOMOGENOUS [sic] MASS OF TEDIUM
But, but, she *is* helping other people! By having free recipes on her website!
(her standard response now when she's accused of not caring about the povs)
Coming from the past to say that she didn't mention that any money not spent would be sent to charity until after she'd started asking for donations. She'll need to keep the money raised before that point separately so that she can issue refunds if requested.
Jack shows screenshots of bank accounts to show how poor she is.
Jack posts to say a genuine poor would never say she was poor.
More pertinent question. What has happened to all the patreon money she got 12 days abo? If her rent is due mid-month, it couldn't have gone on that.
Projection.
Twitter is your shop window, Jack. And that’s why you haven’t had a speaking gig this year to date and also why your book was universally mocked, temporarily banned and has absolutely bombed. HTH
Twitter is your shop window, Jack. And that’s why you haven’t had a speaking gig this year to date and also why your book was universally mocked, temporarily banned and has absolutely bombed. HTH
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Sorry, LOVELY VERY BUSY day planned. Which is why she's following up five minutes later when black box squig hasn't even replied yet.
Re: "circulation"
(Bearing in mind I don't fully understand twitter) Jack has 500k followers who may or may not see her tweets. View counts vary from the few hundreds, to a few tens of thousands. Did it hit 100k once?
"Perpendicularly", each tabloid paper sold is generally read and shared by 2-3 family members/4-6 workmates ie circulation of 175k translates into an average of probably at least 500,000
Tldr: a LOT more people actually read The Express than read Jack's twitter
Just like spices, all people are interchangeable. (Though I think that's precisely the opposite of the libel argument she had with KH) .
Interchangeable huh... So too Jack, are all comeback tours from your bimonthly (?) twitter absences.
"You're no in it"? Is that more of that Norn Irish talk?
Stroud?? Not happened yet but I assume Adrian had a say in that. And the journalist who wants Jack to write a piece? Why didn’t she go through the agent? Why wasn’t she directed that way?
Omg share plsI hope the hammer and sickle squigs get involved today. I saw a few posts from them last night, get stuck in lads
Right, Gary, be a love and give us a screenshot of your Monzo, we need to forensically compare and contrast.
I would like to hear from Jack what sort of “lovely day” she has planned with £83 to last until payday?
Because let’s face it, we can all go on local walks with a packed lunch and be grateful for our circumstances but even getting herself and her son who definitely lives with her all the time a warming hot chocolate from a seaside vendor is going to be 10% of that.
Maybe I’m a materialist whose idea of fun nearly always involves spending money or maybe nothing she says makes sense, idk.
Because let’s face it, we can all go on local walks with a packed lunch and be grateful for our circumstances but even getting herself and her son who definitely lives with her all the time a warming hot chocolate from a seaside vendor is going to be 10% of that.
Maybe I’m a materialist whose idea of fun nearly always involves spending money or maybe nothing she says makes sense, idk.
Imagine being so posh that you look down on solicitors like it’s a profession for plebs.
Further to that…Imagine mocking a solicitor because you don’t consider his a “respectable” position when your entire job is to beg for money from people on UC, while sniffing the proceeds up your rapidly disintegrating snozz, and failing to fulfil your patreon while swimming in CCJs. Not to mention failing to wake up for the only interview you’ve managed to land this year, because you’re a drug addled slovenly mess and then laughing about it all over the internet
Further to that…Imagine mocking a solicitor because you don’t consider his a “respectable” position when your entire job is to beg for money from people on UC, while sniffing the proceeds up your rapidly disintegrating snozz, and failing to fulfil your patreon while swimming in CCJs. Not to mention failing to wake up for the only interview you’ve managed to land this year, because you’re a drug addled slovenly mess and then laughing about it all over the internet
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Umm wasn’t the Katie Hopkins thing due to KH seeing Jack in the homogenous mass of tedium that is blue tick Twitter and mistaking her for someone else? Surely Jack should be more careful.
Looking forward to hearing about Jack’s lovely day. Of packing, right? Will she get 80 or so tweets in between chores?
I see she's pretending to have (almost) no money again. What a dick
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