Calmly... ah huh
Jack Monroe #475 If you have Eamonn Holmes, place him on top of the chicken for added flavor
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I didn't know you could get nicer than *checks notes*
£136 Mauviel M'150B copper saucepan bronze handle 20 cm
£200 Mauviel copper stew pan
£200 Mauviel copper sauce pan
£501 Viadurini Hand Tinned Copper Casserole, Lid and Arched Handle 28 cm - MariaG (middle size)
I dread to think how much crisp mate's pans cost
Also I should probably not mention she's got £15,137 worth of kitchen shite
ETA a little archive in case of you know what
Tweets with replies by Jack Monroe (@BootstrapCook) / Twitter
archived 11 Feb 2023 09:45:00 UTC
Ooohhhh she's proper fuuummmming hun... I'm crying tears of mirth into my budget cornflakes 
Calmly.
I was happy in the haze of my Grunking hour
but heaven knows I’m fed up of her now
but heaven knows I’m fed up of her now
Wish I was in the comments club god Damn!
Why is she so obsessed with suing people and libel?
bleeping hell I think my pet elephant has given birth quicker than this bleep has moved house.
Reading those tweets she seems to be calling Express political editor David Maddox one of the 'libellous shits'. This isn't going to end well... 
She enjoys it and she's good at it.... Some of your Amazon book reviews are more tastier than your slop Jacksy.View attachment 1951335
I didn't know you could get nicer than *checks notes*
£136 Mauviel M'150B copper saucepan bronze handle 20 cm
£200 Mauviel copper stew pan
£200 Mauviel copper sauce pan
£501 Viadurini Hand Tinned Copper Casserole, Lid and Arched Handle 28 cm - MariaG (middle size)
I dread to think how much crisp mate's pans cost
Also I should probably not mention she's got £15,137 worth of kitchen shite
Because she wants to relive her day in the sun when she slayed the Hopkins dragon.
Or she sees it as an easy way of making a load of money which (other than spending it) is her favourite pastime.
It’s bad enough that she still thinks the “sleeping on the couch thing” proves ANYTHING, but on top of that, she expect everyone to know about it already. The main character syndrome really
shines
"calmly correcting a lie" 
(P. S. I have relocated to Bangkok since last post as I haven't snorted wine over my keyboard in the morning in far too long!)
(P. S. I have relocated to Bangkok since last post as I haven't snorted wine over my keyboard in the morning in far too long!)
Jack’s campaigning is now just “stop saying I’m wealthy “ she’s so smol and fragile, yet bravely fights on.
So wonderful she gets so many donations and supporters to help her achieve her dream of everybody on Twitter being nice to her. Her ultimate outcome, in her own words is (paraphrasing her m’lud) “getting loads of money from libel cases to buy a big mansion and some fancy pans”
Campaigner of the year 2022.
Off to a great start to triumph as the 2023 campaigner of the year too.
So wonderful she gets so many donations and supporters to help her achieve her dream of everybody on Twitter being nice to her. Her ultimate outcome, in her own words is (paraphrasing her m’lud) “getting loads of money from libel cases to buy a big mansion and some fancy pans”
Campaigner of the year 2022.
Off to a great start to triumph as the 2023 campaigner of the year too.
Just imagining Jack's libel case, where she claims that Lee Anderson's LIES have ruined her reputation, and this is what she presents as evidence.
In the 20p's: I'll buy it
In the 30p's: I'll probably cry about it
In the 30p's: I'll probably cry about it
Good grief. I see she's exhausted 
. Has she not moved yet?!
. Has she not moved yet?!I love how she thinks a newspaper is like just one homogenous entity like a person, rather than a collection of people working under the supervision of an Editor and publisher.
First the Southend Echo, Now the Express! Why do they act like her friends and then a few years later print a few words she disagrees with!?!? Why, oh why?
First the Southend Echo, Now the Express! Why do they act like her friends and then a few years later print a few words she disagrees with!?!? Why, oh why?
I think Calmly can be added to the list of words that Jack doesn't know the meaning to.
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