Also. I’m very BUSY today. Appalling timing Jack.
Jack Monroe #475 If you have Eamonn Holmes, place him on top of the chicken for added flavor
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This is all very well but what about the Canadian cocaine anon sobriety chip?
Single issue maritime engineer Jack might be my favourite Jack so far.
Back once again like a renegade snarker. Oh goody a libel threat on a Saturday
Quoting myself like the dick I am, but I think I called it...
Aw thanks Jack for reappearing on the weekend.
One for the bingo card!
Happy to advise on a pro-bono basis if I have capacity for a no-win-no-fee, but will need payment on account, tender one.
This is already such a lovely weekend.
The Express's political editor is tagged into all the (frankly abusive) responses, btw. It's the definition of a pile-on instigated by Jack on a Saturday morning. Jack, there may be better ways to deal with this if you think you have been somehow maligned, but I guess not many of them involve posting your scant bank statements to the whole of twitter.
Thread title nomination.
My FiNaNcEs aRe PrIvAtE
Sorry, one more on Patreon that I forgot to post earlier. This woman has said the lowest tier (assuming £3.50 and not a bespoke lower amount) is as much as she can afford (
) but she’s still subscribing now.
for what?
) but she’s still subscribing now. for what?
@wellmeaningsquig26710009: Jack, for toothache, my dearly departed mother would always make us a tincture of prunes mixed with cumin and garlic and send us to bed with a glass of milk
@bootstrapcook: completed that mate, that was one of my great-auntie's!
have also had paracetamol, naproxen, numbing cream, Bonjela, Voltarol and a glass of milk with a cookie and it still hurts. I have a very uncommon tendency for toothache that cannot be relieved by modern medicine, unfortunately.
@bootstrapcook: completed that mate, that was one of my great-auntie's!
have also had paracetamol, naproxen, numbing cream, Bonjela, Voltarol and a glass of milk with a cookie and it still hurts. I have a very uncommon tendency for toothache that cannot be relieved by modern medicine, unfortunately.
I hate the world today
You're so good to me
I know but I can't change
Tried to tell you
But you look at me like maybe
I'm an angel underneath
Innocent and sweet (left this here for irony)
Yesterday no whines
You must have been relieved
To see twitter go quiet
I can understand how you'd be so confused
I don't envy you
I'm a little bit of everything
All rolled into one
Always switch
I'm a lover
Act like a child
But a mother
Call me a sinner
I'm a saint
I never feel ashamed
In poor health
Weird tweet streams
I'm nothing in-between
You know you really want it any other way
7.15 where I'm at
Glad she's back straight in with the snark and nastiness. I hate when she pretends to be all sweetness and light. More people are watching her, and seeing her for what she is now too.
What 'lie' has she 'calmly corrected' lol
I hate to come out on the side of the Express, but have they really repeated “a libel” if Jack hasn’t actually started, let alone completed the case where a Judge decides if it were a libel or not?
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