Anyone who Jack doesn't follow is a turgid little saddo, pass it on
Jack Monroe #475 If you have Eamonn Holmes, place him on top of the chicken for added flavor
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Oooh she’s up and she’s fuming this morning lads
She’ll keep doing recipes to help people survive this. Where are all these life saving recipes? I can’t remember the last time she did any recipes unless she is counting the life threatening recommendations in the book?
She's used "scant" correctly!
This may prove to be the most surprising thing about her return...
Jack has hit the thesaurus, and the new word is turgid!
We need an eye roll reaction emoji
"I'm so unbelievably tired of this nonsense": thread title nomination please and thank you
She does occasionally learn something from us.
Wealthy because that's a clear cut term and not open to interpretation 
. Many in the UK would consider jack wealthy in money with the lifestyle she has and time because she does duck all to earn what pours into her bank account each month.
Love how she's posting a clickbait bot "net worth" site. Those things are fake, someone I know it says they're worth 20 million with their investments and buisnesses. All made up.
. Many in the UK would consider jack wealthy in money with the lifestyle she has and time because she does duck all to earn what pours into her bank account each month.Love how she's posting a clickbait bot "net worth" site. Those things are fake, someone I know it says they're worth 20 million with their investments and buisnesses. All made up.
Also, I took the tweet by the express to mean that Jack Monroe is a chef, nothing else. I'm not personally convinced she is a chef from the quality of finished meal output I have seen, but I'll let that one slide. They've given each name a category. I think if you sue for a missing comma, that's quite the reach.
And there's a misplaced, potentially libellous apostrophe in that tweet.
do none of these turgid saddos twig that she doesn't have to constantly reply and respond to the 'idiots'
Yippee!!! It's the weekend! Thank you Jack. I'm ready.
Is she actually trying to burn every single bridge she has left now?
Scant regard for the use of an apostrophe. Take care with "floating commas" (what we called them as kids) too, Jack.
What is “wealthy”?
It’s a very subjective term and I imagine everyone has a different criteria for what “wealth “ looks like.
I am not poor (any more) but I have never spent evenings laughing it up buying extraneous sideboards.
I imagine a lot of people might consider buying furniture from The Cotswold co a sign of wealth.
It’s a very subjective term and I imagine everyone has a different criteria for what “wealth “ looks like.
I am not poor (any more) but I have never spent evenings laughing it up buying extraneous sideboards.
I imagine a lot of people might consider buying furniture from The Cotswold co a sign of wealth.
I thought the Titanic sunk because it turned and ended up hitting it's weakest point? Not because it was fundamentally flawed. The Olympus lasted decades and the Brittanic only sunk after hitting a mine. Of course it always takes a disaster to improve safety stuff like lifeboat, but that's the same today unfortunately.
There's much better well know examples if she wants to talk about something with little regard to the safety of passengers - Costa Concordia!
There's much better well know examples if she wants to talk about something with little regard to the safety of passengers - Costa Concordia!
Me: Maybe Jack will come back totally different and realise she’s been a bit of a dick
Also me: ah, never mind
Also me: ah, never mind
Lots of people are pointing out that calling someone ‘wealthy’, a ‘celebrity’ or a ‘chef’, whilst perhaps untrue, is hardly reputation damaging lmao.
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