Jack Monroe #475 If you have Eamonn Holmes, place him on top of the chicken for added flavor

[sloppyjax]

Frau Dent being a little minx again…

 

[Cookiecookie]

Have we seen this video before? I came across it while looking for something completely unrelated to Jack. From 2.50 she is talking about being a single parent. It’s quite odd, she mentions socks ( actual socks for feet) a lot more than you would expect for someone who had been asked about parenting. While others mention feelings of guilt and worries about being enough for their children Jack calls herself a superhero.

That's so uncomfortable to watch.

 

[Lazarus]

That's so uncomfortable to watch.

Agreed; especially as the other mums were saying about how much they can give their time and love to their child and not have to devote less (time or love) to them. Jack said about how much she gets; she gets all the drawings, all the things made with feathers, all the sick to clean up.

 

[I'm not actually here]

That's so uncomfortable to watch.

Truly awful. She is so uncaring about her boy.

Just thinking this morning that as somebody who openly admits being a mess, she has this bunch of folk, forensically rooting out and commenting upon every (public) aspect of her life - videos, articles, blog posts etc- and she could do far worse than treating it as free therapy and going through everything said here with a fine toothcomb. And putting herself right. So much excellent advice, as well as something she really needs to get her head around if she ever wants to mature - how her behaviour affects others and is perceived by others. Especially her son.

ETA She should do all of that in private. Not on bleeping twitter.

 

[Dogrose]

That's so uncomfortable to watch.

And those are the BEST little snippets from her that the editors could find!

 

[Hold my beans]

That's so uncomfortable to watch.

Very clear she hates parenting never mind the fact she's not a lone parent

 

[I'm not actually here]

Am I seeing this correctly? Down to 500 patrons? I can't remember what the last tally was....

 

[Charitas]

I bet in Ye Olden Times these things were allowed. As a peri menopausal frau who has had period cramps continuously for 5 days I'd give it a try up my chuff.

Witches apparently got their reputation for flying about on broomsticks by using the ends of them to apply mashed up mandrake root as a pain reliving pessery. As it is also a hallucinogenic they came round and thought they had been flying

 

[Lazarus]

I’m very sorry, I don’t know how to put these screenshots behind a spoiler. If you’re not interested in Patreon stuff, please scroll by.

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(Not sure how reliable that one is, but presenting how it shows on Patreon ^^ - I know she’s previously provided proof she was subscribed so…)

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There’s more. I’ll try and edit this post once I’ve squigged the rest.

My favourite:

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^^ none of these are still subscribers.

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^^ still subscribing.

 

[Emmapism]

 

[lilykestrel]

Three hash browns, a new sideboard, and a marble tampon chicken.

The "(but regular)" has amused me.

 

[Lucky Escape]

She's baaaaaaaaack!

Some of the responses so far:

 

[lilykestrel]

 

[I'm not actually here]

That's it? That's the tweet?

 

[Lucky Escape]

That's it? That's the tweet?

Jack never fails to disappoint.

 

[I'm not actually here]

Jack never fails to disappoint.

Uninspirational quotes and retweets all day it is then... Yay. Off to redo my bingo card with that in mind....

 

[appleskin]

Christ, showing her bank account again, nothings changed

 

[Nottonightbabe]

I think we eventually found out that Jack does have two pineapples.

That one on the bookshelf in the dining room did indeed contain tampons (if you believe Jack's story)

From my first ever post on Tattle loooolz: (read tweets bottom to top)
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Sorry the text is so small. I WAS NEW. LEAVE ME ALONE.

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Aww Marm as a fledgling frau .

Is she testing the waters with that retweet or what?

 

[Veronicaaa]

She's accusing the political editor of the Express of libel because he wrote this -

head.

 

[L3moning]

Christ, showing her bank account again, nothings changed

And threatening the Daily Express with legal action.